Monday, December 30, 2013

Sex and Zen 玉蒲團之偷情寶鑑

 Released Year: 1991
Directed by 麥當傑 Michael Mak
Casted by:
 吳啟華 Lawrence Ng as 未央生 Sheng
 葉子楣 Amy Yip as 玉香 Heong
 徐錦江 Evis Tsui as 權老實 Shi
 鄭則士 Kent Chang as 天殘子 Dr Tian
羅烈 Loh Lieh as 楚昆仑 Lun
周弘 Isabella Chow as 水楚 Chu
吳家麗 Carrie Ng as 古大娘 Mistress Ku
The story is about a lustful scholar who dares to challenge the moral teachings of the Sack Monk. The monk attempts to lecture the scholar that spiritual enlightenment transcends the passions of the flesh but the scholar, who enjoys women, doesn't agree. However, the most powerful man in the town marries his daughter, to the scholar. The daughter is a virgin and has been taught that sex is dirty.

The scholar, after a disastrous yet humorous wedding night, soon initiates his bride into the pleasures of sex, aided greatly by the illustrations of a copy of a sex manual. The amorous husband goes about his 'scholastic travels' where he meets the greatest thief known to man. The thief is able to sneak into people's houses undetected, and the scholar wants to learn this skill so that he can sleep with other men's wives. The thief was initially willing to help him, until he catches the scholar one day and discovers that the scholar is not very well-endowed.

The thief tells the scholar that stealing other men's wives requires good lovemaking skills and equipment. The thief promises to help the scholar only if he has a horse's penis. Of course, the thief didn't think it was possible, until the scholar returned one day, indeed, with a horse's penis attached as his own. Apparently, the scholar met a doctor who was able to replace anatomical parts.

The doctor managed to transplant a horse's penis to replace the scholar's meager one. Armed with his new 20-inch penis, the scholar goes on a sexual rampage, not caring if he is seducing other men's wives or is nearly caught in the process. Meanwhile, the scholar's wife, after experiencing the joys of sex, becomes sexually frustrated. She tried masturbating with paintbrushes but is left unsatisfied until she has an affair with the gardener, the husband of one of the wives the scholar seduced. She becomes pregnant and runs away with the man, who persuades her to have an abortion. She finds solace in a brothel where she perfects her sexual skills to become the top courtesan.

The scholar has become frail and sick due to too much sex (involving two sisters-in-law who are bisexual and into S&M). He goes to the brothel for treatment, where he is offered the top courtesan. At first, husband and wife cannot recognize each other; she looked at his penis and thought it couldn't be her husband's because his was small; he couldn't recognize her because his eyesight was failing. While they were having sex, he takes a close look at her figure and nipple and recognizes her. To her dismay, he screams, shouts and calls her a disgrace. To his dismay, she runs off and hangs herself. The man, completely broken, goes back to the monk to ask for forgiveness.
 L² Scored: 10/10

L² Comment:
The most most classic Hong Kong erotica film ever, with Amy Yip's huge breast & the good looking Lawrence Ng, what's more to request? Its been a waste Amy never really show us her nipples which i think they should be pretty yummy... Lawrence did show a lil of his ass, but not sure whether its really his or not, i just wish to see his cock a lil bit... lol~

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