Monday, December 28, 2009


Released Year: 2009
Directed by James Cameron

Casted by:
Sam Worthington as Jake Sully
Zoe Saldana as Neytiri
Stephen Lang as Miles Quaritch
Sigourney Weaver as Grace Augustine
Jake Skully has been recruited to replace his twin brother to be in one of the team for research in Pandora in the year of 2154. Human beings has been mining some precious mineral in Pandora but was afraid the attack from the local natives which are known as Avatar who stay on a huge tree. There's a huge amount of the mineral burried under the huge tree.

Dr Augustine has train Jake to be in his Avatar mode because he was lack of training. Unable to walk in the real life, Jake love his Avatar body a lot because he gain back his ability to walk and run. But according to Colonel Miles, Jake has to report to him regarding on every research the Avatar Program team has found and Jake will got his new real leg when he is send back to Earth.

During one mission out for research, Jake lost himself from others and luckily was saved by the native Neytiri. After that, Jake was recruited into the native but has to pass all the test that they set. Neytiri was assigned to be his trainer. Both went for language training, body seminar and also the way to defeat wild animals. When everything was managed, Jake found himself falled in love with Neytiri.

Both of the couple was force to break up because the Colonel and team came and burst off the huge tree. All avatar loss their home and Neytiri's father was killed as well. Researchers team ran away and try to help the native but Dr Augustine was killed. Being angry, Jake teams up with the local native to fight against his own human races while protecting the nature of Pandora.

Finally, human being has been defeated and send back to earth. Jake also decided to transform into the Avatar form forever and always stay to protect Neytiri and other Avatar.

L² Scored: 9/10

L² Comment:
One word - SUPERB !!! James Cameron is always my favourite director aka producer. He never fails to take my breathe away, seriously. I just love this film. But questions occured: 1) why only male avatar has nipples while female don't? 2) Male avatar don't have penis? Coz i can't see one flinging around even though they are almost naked.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Tarzan and The Lost City

Released Year: 1998
Directed by Carl Schenkel, Bayard Johnson & J.Anderson Black

Casted by:
Casper Van Dien as Tarzan / John Clayton
Jane March as Jane Potter
Steven Waddington as Nigel Ravens
Tarzan was in the city with the name of John Clayton, but he sense that something has happen to the jungle which he was raise from. Excusing himself by postponing his wedding, this pissed Jane off. Tarzan care less for his fiancee and ran back to protect his jungle.

Jane in another hand feel regret and came to the jungle too. There, she met Nigel who is longing for the treasure from the lost city. Nigel caught some native and force them to bring him to the lost city. Meanwhile, Tarzan came to rescue the animals which is captured by Nigel and gang. He met Jane and bring her back to his tree house.

Both of them live happily in the jungle until Tarzan sense another help from the local native. He bring Jane along to the rescue. But on the halfway, Tarzan was hurt but luckily was protected by the magical native leader. Jane was caught by Nigel to follow along for the search of the lost city.

Not long later, they found the lost city which was guard by spiritual native and a giant snake. Nigel's gang managed to get through and went into the lost city which is full of gold and jewelry. Nigel ignore the advice from Tarzan for respecting the legendary myth and climb on the chair. Lightning strike and the whole forbidden lost city was about to explode, Tarzan escape himself while Nigel was vanished together with the lost city.

Later on, Tarzan and Jane went back to the city and live happily ever after.
L² Scored: 1.5/10

L² Comment:
I'm sorry to say that i don't like Jane March at all. She looks like monkey, she's not qualified for the beautiful Jane. Even the porn Tarzan X's Jane look better than her. She's sucks~ She totally spoiled the whole movie no matter how hot Casper is.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet

Released Year: 1997
Directed by Baz Luhrmann

Casted by:
Leonardo Di Caprio as Romeo Montague
Claire Danes as Juliet Capulet
Harold Perrineau as Mercutio
Paul Rudd as Dave Peris

In the fair Verona, there's 2 gang which is Montague and Capulet who do not like each other and always fight for their life. But during one party that the Capulet have, Romeo from the Montague and his gang sneak into the party for fun. In the party Romeo met Juliet and these 2 youngster quickly fall in love with each other crazily.

By the help of the nurse, Juliet managed to meet Romeo for a few times without the notice of Mr & Mrs Capulet. The both of them have sex. While Mercutio, Romeo's best friend has a fight with Juliet's cousin. Romeo came to stop them but was injured. Mercutio get upset and try to fight back but was killed on spot.

Feeling anger and sad, Romeo found Juliet's cousin and kill him instead. After that Romeo was afraid that the police will lock him in jail, therefore he met up with a priest and ask for help before he run away from the city. The priest told Juliet to take a medicine which will make her look temporary death so that the Capulet parents will not force Juliet to marry the young and good looking Dave Perris which is the Government Son.

The priest has post a mail to Romeo regarding the fake death of Juliet, but the letter did not reach Romeo. Hence, when Romeo heard that Juliet has die, he gone crazy and rush back to the city. He threathen the guard and went into the funeral place where Juliet lie at there. Feeling sad, Romeo drank a poisonous drug to end his life. But before he clsoe his eyes, Juliet Came alife again from the medicine she took earlier. With regret, Romeo passed away sadly.

Poor Juliet saw her Romeo has dead, silently pick up the pistol and ended her life too.
L² Scored: 2/10

L² Comment:
Basically, this is from William Shakespear and i thought i would enjoy it like hell. But hell no... i totally don't understand anything that they said. The production team has move the whole scene to the modern world which is difference from the novel but the dialogue remain as those classic thingy. My headache get worse when i listen to all those dialogue. Sorry, i dont like this movie at all.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Princess and The Frog

Released Year: 2009
Directed by Ron Clements & John Musker

Vocal by:
Anika Noni Rose as Tiana
Bruno Campos as Prince Naveen
Keith David as Dr. Facilier
Michael-Leon Wooley as Louis the Alligator
Jennifer Cody as Charlotte
Jim Cummings as Ray the Light Bug
Oprah Winfrey as Eudora
Tiana is a black girl who's living in a poor family at New Orleans. When she's young, her father always have a dream of opening their own restaurant with the name of Tiana's Place. When she's young, her mother Eudora as a tailor always bring her to the rich Charlotte's house for making new dress. And she always tell the girl about a fairy tales of "The Princess and The Frog", but Tiana never believe in it.

As Tiana grew older, she has work for many jobs to earn for the restaurant. Her father has passed away, and she wanna make the dream come true. Just when she thought she has got the shop, the landlord increased the price which make Tiana become so dissapointed. In another hand, handsome and playful Prince Naveen arrived in New Orleans. Despite on his rich and good looking face, Dr Facilier the bad guy approach the servant of Prince Naveen and persuade to make a voodoo on Prince Naveen and turn him into a frog.

The servant has transform into Prince Naveen's look and try to marry with Charlotte and get all her money and properties. Feeling helpless, Prince Naveen the frog jump and try to get help from Tiana to kiss him and transfer him back to human being. But mistakenly, Tiana is not a princess, after she gave the kiss, she herself also become a frog. Both of them escape from the capture of Dr Facilier and the servant. They went into the woods and met Louis the Aligator and Ray the Light Bug.

Together 4 of them went to search for Mama Odie for help. On their way, Dr Facilier send evil shadows to attack them but failed. Mama Odie said only Charlotte can help them though she's not a princess, but a rich woman will do that too~ So they went back for help. Prince Naveen has started to like Tiana because of her kindness. Ray was killed by Dr Facilier and he went heaven and become a star and always stay with his precious Angelina the star.

When every fight is over, Dr Facilier was killed by his own voodoo because he can't satisfied the spirit from his promise. Prince Naveen failed to get the kiss from Charlotte before midnight and he will be staying in the form of a frog with Tiana forever. Feeling sad but happy, both of them went back into the woods and get married. When they kiss, they transfer back to human beings.

And only they found out that whoever married to Prince Naveen will become princess. And a kiss from princess will turn Prince Naveen and Tiana back to human. The sweet couple have their wedding again as a human and Tiana finally make her father's dream come true :)
L² Scored: 8/10

L² Comment:
Walt Disney has make another heat by turning this fairy tales into their own style and own idea. Tiana this character really is a good example for the youngster. Never give up and always stay positive. I can't wait for another Walt Disney Film :)


Released Year: 2008
Directed by John Patrick Shanley

Casted by:
Meryl Streep as Sister Aloysius
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Father Brendan Flynn
Amy Adams as Sister James
Viola Davis as Mrs Miller
Joseph Foster as Donald Miller

In one Catholic church of Bronx, New York of 1964, the principal of the church, Sister Aloysius doubt that Father Flynn has been having an abnormal affair with an altar boy Donald Miller. Being the one and only african american student, both Sister Aloysius and Sister James found that Father Flynn has been giving too much attention and care for Donald.

Sister James is a young and naive teacher, she did not suspect anything when Father Flynn call Donald to meet him in the rectory. But when Donald came back, she notices the smell of an alcoholic drink from Donald's breath. Later on, she also discover that Father Flynn place a white shirt in Miller's locker. On guard of all these unusual behavior, Sister James reveals her suspicious to Sister Aloysius.

Being the democratic old lady, Sister Aloysius has confront this to Father Flynn with Sister James. Avoid answering to this, Father Flynn fought all the way out from these 2 sister. But Sister Aloysius never gave up, she confronted this problem with Mrs Miller. And the truth was reveal. Mrs Miller already knew that Donald is a homosexual boy but she has to leave it to that way until Donald graduate from school because they can't afford to send him away for study.

By using tricks, Sister Aloysius claimed that she has call Father Flynn's previous church and found that he has been having abnormal affair with previous altar boy. Feeling shameful for his behavior, Father Flynn finally decided to leave the church.
L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment:
Overall this film has help the casting to won a lot of awards or being nominated. Such as Meryl Streep wining the Best Actress in Critics' Choice Awards, Phoenix Film Critics Society Awards & Washington DC Area Film Critics Association Awards; Viola Davis winning the best supporting actress for Dalla-Fort Worth Film Critics Association Awards, Houston Film Critics Society Awards, National Board of Review Awards and St Louis Gateway Film Critics Association Awards. You can't see any nudity scene at all although this is a GLBT film. And the expression of Meryl and Philip Seymour will totally swept your breath away.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A Chinese Ghost Story 3 倩女幽魂3 :道道道

Released Year: 1991
Directed by 程小東 Chin Siu-Tung

Casted by:
梁朝伟 Tony Leung as 十方和尚 Fang
王祖賢 Joey Wong as 小卓 Zok
張學友 Jacky Cheung as 燕赤霞 Yen
刘兆铭 Liu Zhao Min as 姥姥 Granny
利智 Nina Li as 小蝶 Butterfly
刘洵 Liu Xun as 白云 Cloud
Continues from the 1st series of A Chinese Ghost Story, the legendary Yen has sealed the Thousand Year Tree Devil, known as the Granny in a well. After one hundred year, Granny free herself and continue to suck "Qi" from young man to upgrade her level of devilness.

This time, Granny has Zok and Butterfly to work for her. As usual, Zok and Butterfly will use their beautiness to have sex with the young man, while doing so, Granny will come and suck their Qi off. Fang and his master Cloud were delivering a gold buddha statue to a city. The master sense the Granny and try to capture her.

While Cloud fighting with Granny, Zok came and seduce Fang to have sex with her. But Fang is a good monk, he will not let go on the seduce. Zok falls for Fang because of his seriousness, she then beg for Fang to bring her away. Yen is a young ghost buster who love the legendary Yen who appeared 100 years ago. He was willing to help Zok to escape from Granny. But Zok's bones were burried near Granny's tree, they have to dig it up and bring it away.

Just when they thought they have save Zok, Cloud was caught by Granny instead. The gang have to turn back to save the old master. Zok pretend to betray Fang and Yen to win back the heart of Granny. But Granny force her to marry the mountain devil. When Cloud was saved, the team try to get away but was blocked by Butterfly. Zok has to fight with her best friend, but Butterfly was killed by Granny in the end.

Finally, Fang found the lost gold buddha statue and use it to defeat Granny. Once again, Granny was defeated for sure and vanished into ashes. The end has came, Fang brought Zok's bones with him to continue his journey.
L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
What should i say? This movie is better than the 2nd one for sure. But i really cant let go off Leslie Cheung in this movie. Its so different with Tony Leung in this :( And Qian hasn't been appear in the 2nd and 3rd movie. Kinda dissapointing...

Monday, December 21, 2009

A Chinese Ghost Story 2 倩女幽魂2 : 人間道

Released Year: 1990
Directed by 程小東 Chin Siu-Tung

Casted by:
張國榮 Leslie Cheung as 寧采臣 Ning
王祖賢 Joey Wong as 傅青風 Wind
張學友 Jacky Cheung as 知秋一葉 Ye
李嘉欣 Michelle Reis as 傅月池 Moon
李子雄 Li Zi Xiong as 左千戶 Zuo
午馬 Wu Ma as 燕赤霞 Yen
刘洵 Liu Xun as 普渡慈航 Tze
刘兆铭 Liu Zhao Min as 傅天仇 Revenge
The story continues from the first episode after Ning lost Qian in his life. Ning went around the city but was caught to put in jail. Inside the jail, Ning has make friend with a senior who is well known of his intelligent mind. The senior assists Ning to escape from the jail.

Ning found a girl who looks like Qian, but whom she's not. This girl is Wind who is the daugther of Revenge and elder sister for Moon. Revenge was caught by Zuo to send to the emperor and the two sisters are doing their best to save their father. Ning gave them advise and help them to save Revenge.

In the meanwhile, Ye is a ghost buster who capture spirits by earning money. He met up with a big monster and with the help of Ning, both of them manage to defeat the big monster. While when they thought they are save, Tze the scary Centipede monster has killed all the government and try to handle the whole China by himself. Unable to defeat the Tze, Ning ask the gang to find Yen who is able to help them. Unfortunately Zuo was killed by the centipede.

But after all the hardwork, they managed to defeat Tze and put him back to hell.
L² Scored: 4/10

L² Comment:
This series is not based on the novel instead but edited by the movie team. I find it a bit un-acceptable. Don't ask me why, but i jst cant tell. I still prefer Liu Zhao Ming to act as the Granny instead of Revenge :P

Thursday, December 17, 2009

A Chinese Ghost Story 倩女幽魂

Released Year: 1987
Directed by 程小東 Chin Siu-Tung

Casted by:
張國榮 Leslie Cheung as 寧采臣 Ning
王祖賢 Joey Wong as 聶小倩 Qian
午馬 Wu Ma as 燕赤霞 Yen
刘兆铭 Liu Zhao Min as 姥姥 Granny
Ning is a poor student who helps others to collect debts as his school fees, he went into a city which is near to the Orchard Temple. This Orchard Temple was believe to be haunted. Ning was forced to stay at there because he didn't have any money left.

Ning met Yen, a ghost killer who warn him to get far away from the temple, but Ning refused to. At night, Ning was attracted by some music which were played by a beautiful woman, Qian. Qian is a ghost whom work for the Granny. Granny is a tree devil who has been harming the human beings for more than 1000 year. Granny order Qian to grab man for her so that she can took their 'Qi' away.

Qian decided not to harm Ning because of his good heart, later on both of them fall in love with each other. Qian wanted to run away from Granny, but her bones were burried under the tree which happened to be Granny. With the help of Yen, both Ning and Yen dig out Qian and try to run away. Granny discovered and came out to fight with them, but Yen managed to sealed up the sole of Granny for 100 years.

Later on the Mountain Devil grab Qian and forced her to married him, but Yen and Ning came for the rescue. Finally Qian have to go and left Ning by himself.
L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment:
I think this is quite a good movie although there's a bit changes from the novel. The tree devil should be a lady but it has become a drag queen in this movie, lolz~ and summore, the style which she sucks "Qi" with her long tongue is different also. Overall, its nice :) Love leslie cheung at that time, cute... and Joey is sexy~

Wolf Girl

Released Year: 2001
Directed by Thom Fitzgerald

Casted by:
Victoria Sanchez as Tara the Wolf Girl
Tim Curry as Harley Duane
Dov Tiefenbach as Ryan Klein
Shawn Ashmore as Beau
Shelby Fenner as Krystal
Grace Jones as Christoph / Christine
There was a group of performance who call themselves as the freak show contained all those human being with rare genetic disorder. One of them would be Tara the wolf girl who has hypertrichosis. Hypertrichosis is that the body will be cover with fur.

As the freak show travel around until one place, they stop to perform. Led by Harley Duane, the performers are struggling to earn some money out from the show. Tara met with few local teens but they bullied and ridiculed her. Till she met Ryan whose mother is working on an experimental depilatory treatment. Desperately longing to be normal, Tara ask Ryan to inject her with the drug.

Although the drug do helps her to drop some fur, but sadly that is has side effect. Tara is easily get headache, increase of appetite and will reveal her inner-beast personality. While performing, Beau throw shit at her which pissed her off. Later when Tara walk around in the city, she accidentally saw Beau naked. She was shocked that Beau is actually having generic problem, and his cock is very very tiny than normal size. Beau get angry and try to kill Tara, but Tara's bestiality explode and she killed him instead.

Krystal is a lesbian and a friend of Beau, she wanna take revenge for him. While searching for the wolf girl, she accidentally saw Tara. Tara's fur was fully drop and transform into a beautiful girl. But she totally lost her human personality. Krystal thought of have sex with Tara but her tounge was bit off. Before Tara can kill Krystal, Ryan came for help.

Feeling sad, Harley and gang were force to leave, but they can't find Tara and has to leave her behind. And poor Tara has totally act like a beast although she has a human outlook. She will be living by herself forever in the woods.

L² Scored: 5.5/10

L² Comment:
For me, i think the show is quite ok despite on the story lines and the acting performance. And Veronica Sanchez really got a nice boobies and body :)

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Bug Buster

Released Year: 1998
Directed by Lorenzo Doumani

Casted by:
Katherine Heigl as Shannon Griffin
David Lipper as Steve Williams
Brenda Epperson Doumani as Dr. Laura Casey
Meredith Salenger as Veronica Hart
Randy Quaid as General George
The Griffin family was having a financial problem and moved to a motel which Mr Griffin bought for investment. They plan to start a new life at there but bad accident happen. Killer cockroaches which has been mutant in the gene stay in the lake nearby and came out to birth their eggs.

Few people were killed in the village. Sexy babe Veronica fancy for a young stud Steve, but Steve falls for Shannon; While Dr Laura is busying investigating the transform of this killing bugs which harm the human beings. Mr and Mrs Griffin were attack by the bugs and loss their life. Veronica too get hurt and finally dead after the eggs inside her body cracked and zillion of cockroaches ooze out of her body.

They decided to call help from General George to fight against the bugs. Finally they found the mother bug inside the mines hole. General George in the end killed it with a big gun. Feeling sad, Shannon leave the area while driving in the highway, big bug attack and took her life.

L² Scored: 3/10

L² Comment:
Basically this is a dumb show. The story line go ok in the beginning part, but it was horrible towards the end. Killing the mother bug is totally a huge disaster. Feel like puking on it.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Interview With The Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

Released Year: 1994
Directed by: Neil Jordan

Casted by:
Brad Pitt as Louis
Tom Cruise as Lestat
Kirsten Dunst as Claudia
Antonio Banderas as Armand
Stephen Rea as Santiago
Christian Bale as Daniel Molloy
The story began as Daniel the interviewer came across with a good looking young fine man in a dark alley, they both went into a room and have an interview about this man's life.

In the early century, a 24 years old young man Louis just lost his wife and an unborn child. Feeling upset and exhausted, he let himself lost in gambling and sex. He wanted to die so badly so that he can meet his wife and child in heaven, but he was chosen to become a vampire by Lestat.

Beautiful and exotic Lestat turn Louis into his companion by drinking his blood and gave him an immortal life. Feeling sick about drinking human's blood, Louis only feed on animals blood. But the killed of chicken make the black slave suspect on him, after killing one of the servant, Louis decided to burn down his mansion and get away with Lestat.

Both of them then happened to see Claudia who is crying because her mother is dying. Feeling hunger and loving, Louis bit Claudia and turn her into a vampire, Lestat thought of using Claudia to control Louis for staying with him but things do not turn out the way he wanted to. As the 13 years old Claudia started to become mature in her brain but not her physical, she started to hate it and questioned the two elders. She hate being a child forever, and she think this is Lestat's fault for turning them into a vampire. Claudia then make a plan to kill Lestat.

After a several fight, Louis managed to bring Claudia and both of them escape to Paris. In Paris they met a bunch of their kinds. Armand is their leader while Santiago is the 2nd lead. Vampires at there dislike those who killed the same kind, and they find out Claudia is a betrayal of her maker. In another hand, Armand push Louis to give up on Claudia and be his follower. Claudia feel sad and found a woman to become Louis' replacement.

Begging on her knee to transform the woman into a vampire, Louis decided to let Claudia goes and bite the woman. But before the woman fully transform, Santiago brought his army and get them away. Louis was put inside a coffin and sealed in the brick wall while Claudia and the new vampire was closed in an open well. On the sunrise of the next morning, Claudia and the new vampire were burn to ashes.

Hatred filled Louis, he was saved by Armand. But Louis killed all other vampires with fire including Santiago. Refused to become Armand's follower, Louis decided to go back to America. World changed, technologies improved. Louis was glad he can see sunrise again in the theater. Meeting up with Lestat in an old cemetery again, Louis decide to live alone with nobody in his eternal life.

Coming back to Daniel interviewing with Louis, feeling awesome of how vampire is, he wants Louis to transform him into one but was rejected. Louis left and nowhere to be found. When driving back with excitement, Daniel found himself not alone! Lestat was following him and transform him into a vampire.
L² Scored: 9/10

L² Comment:
This is actually the first vampire movie i ever watch, maybe 10 years ago :) I really learn alot about vampy in this film. But the relationship between Lestat & Louis, Louis & Armand is kinda gayish :)

Monday, December 14, 2009

Fire Dragon 火雲傳奇

Released Year: 1994
Directed by 袁和平 Yuen Ho-Ping

Casted by:
林青霞 Bridget Lin as 火雲邪神 / 映霞 Fire Dragon / Xia
莫少聪 Max Mok as 玄明 Xuan Ming
吳君如 Sandra Ng as 鄧莲如 Ru
單立文 Pal Sinn as 六王爺 6th Ye
叶全真 Yip Quan Zhen as 雪 Snow
The 6th Ye is trying to betray the emperor by liaising with the foreigners to get the emperor's place. He has 2 girls working for him which is Xia the Fire Dragon and Snow. Xia has always been working for the 6th Ye but her status was being threatened by Snow.

Once, Xia was given a task to grab back a secret letter which is the evidence of the 6th Ye to betray the emperor, therefore she met Xuan who is protecting the letter. They fight against each other but in the end both was trap to stay in a performance house lead by Ru. Ru was fascinating about having Xuan for herself. All of them was having a good time when Snow came by and killed innocent couple.

Xia began to wonder what's her life is. She hates fighting and she planned to defeat the 6th Ye. After mistakenly killing Snow, Xia and Xuan went to fight with the 6th Ye, but in the end, Xia sacrificed herself and explode herself with the 6th Ye together.

L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
A little bit different from the original novel, but basically its still good in 1994. A lot of exploding scene which is quite costly for this film. And Bridget Lin still looks glamorous.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Storm Warriors 風雲 II

Released Year: 2009
Directed by 彭順 Danny Pang and 彭發 Oxide Pang

Casted by:
郭富城 Aaron Kwok as 步驚雲 Striding Cloud
鄭伊健 Ekin Cheng as 聶風 Whispering Wing
任達華 Simon Yam as 絕無神 Lord Godless
蔡卓妍 Charlene Choi as 第二夢 Second Dream
唐嫣 Tang Yan as 楚楚 Chu Chu
謝霆鋒 Nicholas Tse as 絕心 Heart
何家勁 Kenny Ho as 無名 Nameless
黄德斌 Kenny Wong as 邪皇 Lord Wicked
林雪 Lam Suet as 猪皇 The Piggy King
谭耀文 Patrick Tam as 皇上 The Emperor
Lord Godless from Japan bring along his son, Heart and his armies and conquer China. They defeat Nameless and gang. But Nameless and others have took the solution and try to fight back with Lord Godless. But Lord Godless is too strong for them, even Whispering Wind and Striding Cloud can't defeat him. Therefore they have to retreat...

They met the Piggy King, Nameless request him to bring Wind and Cloud to see Lord Wicked. Lord Wicked has cut off his both hand years ago and was not able to fight against Lord Godless. So, Lord Wicked teach Wind to learn the devil wushu but he will have to control his devil heart in within. In the meanwhile, Nameless come and find Cloud and teach him all the wushu he has.

While both of them are learning new wushu, armies of Lord Godless came and attack. Left over Chu Chu and Second Dream to defeat them, when Second Dream was about to get killed, Wind came out and help, but devilish heart has control him. In another hand, Lord Godless force the China Emperor to bring him to take the King's spine, but they met up with Wind and Cloud. After a fight, both of them defeat Lord Godless and gang. But Wind gone away with the spine.

Cloud went to look for Wind, try to calm him down and call back his kind-hearted personality. But Wind kill Chu Chu but finally defeated by Cloud. Wind and Second Dream fall down the pitt of heel but Cloud went down and save them instead.
L² Scored: 6/10

L² comment:
Personally, i prefer the first movie of the storm series. It is much more better than this one. Should be call this the storm poser instead of the storm warriors. I think the actor who has the most dialogue would be Simon Yam instead of Ekin Cheng and Aaron Kwok. One word, dissapointed

Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Accident 心猿意馬

-->Released Year: 1999 Directed by 李志超 Julian Lee

Casted by:
連凱 Andrew Lian as Ben
黃佩霞 Almen Wong as Ding Li
王喜 Wong Hei as Huang Wen Nuo
吳毅將 Ben Ng as Man
黎姿 Gigi Lai as Cindy
謝賢 Patrick Tse as Anthony
The movie goes around a few young people living in Hong Kong. Ben was coming back from China to meet his girlfriend Cindy but the train was closed down due to some accident. By losing his handphone, he was unable to contact Cindy. In the meanwhile, Ben met a porn star Ding Li. Both of them are attracted to each other, Ben even promise to have real sex with Ding Li in her latest porn film. After they have sex, Ding Li ask Ben to bring her away to Paris but was rejected becoz Ben still chose Cindy over her. Not long laster, Ding Li suicide and left Ben live alone annoyingly.

Cindy in another hand, reach Hong Kong by herself. After long hours waiting for Ben who didn't appear, she went to a disco and met up with Anthony. Anthony is a mature pilot who's rich and attractive. Feeling lonely and helpless, Cindy went overnight at Anthony's but nothing happen. The next day Cindy met up with Ben at the train station. The couple act as if nothing happened to them on the previous night but quarreled on the issue where Cindy will go study in London. Finally they broke off and never meet each other again.

Man is a taxi driver who cruise around in the public toilet. He then met Nuo who is from Fatt Shan. Both of them fall in love and crazily having sex in the taxi. Due to the long distance, both Man and Nuo has to broke off and go back to their own life.
L² Scored: 8/10

L² Comment:
Love this film. It shows the different kind of love happening in HK. Wong Hei was young and juicy at that time. All Andrew, Almen, Ben & Wong Hei showed their nice ass to the audience which make a good credit to the film. Kinda erotic when the scenes goes back and forth during 2 sex scenes which involve Andrew and Almen & Ben and Wong Hei. 2 thumbs up.

Monday, December 7, 2009

American Pie Presents: Beta House

Released Year: 2007
Directed by Andrew Waller

Casted by:
John White as Erik Stifler
Steve Talley as Dwight Stifler
Jake Siegel as Mike "Cooze" Coozeman
Nic Nac as Bobby
Meghan Heffern as Ashley
Tyrone Savage as Edgar Willis
Sarah Power as Denise
Johathan Keltz as Wesley
Christine Barger as Margie
Eugene Levy as Noah Levenstein
Erik and Cooze are attending their first year at college, the campus overflowing with hot girls and BETA house parties. Erik is no longer with Tracy, his girlfriend in the last film, as she has left him for her ex-boyfriend. Fate, however, intervenes, and Erik meets a girl named Ashley in the coed bathrooms, courtesy of his more party prone, sex crazed cousin Dwight. Things seem to be going well for him during this brief introduction.

Erik met his roommate and future BETA brother Bobby. Erik is fairly grossed out as Bobby is having sex with his girlfriend, Margie right before his eyes whilst cooking bratwurst and engaging Erik in the awkward "gettin' to know you stage."

To become a BETA members, the boys go through a long list of trials to get into the Beta fraternity; for example getting their asses signed by a stripper and placing a live ostrich in the GEEK fraternity house. It is only after they complete their final task which involves stealing something from the GEEK house that Edgar, the GEEKS president, challenges the BETAs to the Greek olympiad. The loser, as a result, will give up their charter and be evicted from their house.

It is revealed beforehand by Rock, Dwight's former nemesis, that due to an altercation between Edgar and a sheep Rocks entire fraternity was kicked off campus. When the BETAS and GEEKs reach the final challenge, they use Edgars fetish for sheep against him, which ultimately costs him and his house the tournament. The BETAS win and Mr. Levinstein, as the officiate, hands over the golden hammer to Dwight, who, as he accepts it, says, "Betas for life!"

Afterward, the BETAS having moved into their new mansion, courtesy of the GEEKs hold a massive toga party, where Cooze, much to his relief, finally sleeps with Denise and all suspicions of her being a man are gone. As the morning comes, BETA president Wesley wakes up finally believing that his curse as the blackout menace is over, only to hear the toilet flush and is confronted with the female bodybuilder formerly of the GEEK house.
L² Scored: 5.5/10

L² Comment:
Well, as being the fans of American Pie series, I think its good. Nothing run much than all bobbies showing off, guys banging girls and masturbation. The standard is keeping up :)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Horsemen

Released Year: 2009
Directed by Jonas Akerlund

Casted by:
Dennis Quaid as Aidan Breslin
章子怡 Zhang ZiYi as Kristin Spitz
Lou Taylor Pucci as Alex Breslin
A bunch of children/teenagers who face trouble from family met up in a psychology. They form a society which name themselves as the Horsemen. The Horsemen are based on Biblical prophecies concerning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence and Death.

First murder happened at the Spitz family, their adopted elder daughter Kristin murdered her mother because the father has been raping her since she was adopted. She hang the mother on a rack and tortured her to death. She even dig out the infant which is inside her tummy.

Second murder happen on a guy who is a 2nd grade teacher while the third one is a guy whom his girlfriend was captured inside a cupboard while he was killed. These 3 person didn't seems related to Agent Aidan Breslin until Kristin gave him hint.

Later on, there's another case happen. A homosexual guy who is from the horsemen hang his anti-gay brother on the rack and force him to see himself suicide and saw himself death in front of the brother's eyes.

Sadly and out of his expectation, Aidan's son Alex is one of the member in the horsemen. Being a irresponsible husband and father. Aidan was not with his wife when she died, left only Alex to deal with it. Finally Alex hang himself in front of Aidan and told him what's the horsemen club is for... The horsemen usually show their frustration to their family by killing themselves or other loves one. At last, Aidan save Alex and promise to be a good father to him.

L² Scored: 4/10

L² Comment:
The movie is kinda boring and lifeless. ITs not the actor fault, its the story line which is so dull and dry and boring...

And its a bit confusing at first. Zang Zi Yi's english is so so only~

Friday, December 4, 2009

Snakes on a Plane

Released Year: 2006
Directed by David R. Ellis

Casted by:
Samuel L. Jackson as Agent Neville Flynn
Julianna Margulies as Claire
Nathan Philips as Sean Jones
Sean Jones witness a gangster murder case and was requested by FBI agent Neville Flynn, to go back to LA for court matters. FBI reserve the 1st class of a plane to fly Sean back, but the lead of gangster Eddie Kim has make arrangement to kill Sean in the plane with snakes.

The snakes were waken up by some special spray on the flowers to make them go insane and aggressive against human. Snakes crawl out of their hiding place and accidentally cause some damage to the wire and short circuit of the plane. The lead pilot went to fix it but was attack and dead.

Couple who try to have sex in the plane washroom were bitten by poison snakes; man who use toilet was attack at his penis; fat latino woman asleep thought somebody touching her private part but was bitten at her eyeball; hiccups lady try to use paper bag to breath but attack to her throat...

A messy scene happen when everybody tried to run to the front and lots of them got attack by snakes. A brave old air stewardess, Grace tried to save a young mother and her child but was attack at her shoulder and was dead later. Singer rapper 3Gs gone crazy and grab the gun of Agent Flynn but finally calm down and help others. Young brothers helping each other when the younger brother was bitten by snake. Classy girl was save by a asian kick boxer but her dog was thrown by a mean guy to feed the snake.

Finally when they think everything is under control, air stewardess Claire found that the left only co-pilot was attack by snake and passed away too. Luckily bodyguard for 3Gs, Troy was expert in playing video games as a pilot. Agent Flynn then fire off the window of the plane and send all the snakes flying off the plane. Troy then control the plane with Agent Flynn and finally send everybody safely to the ground of the airport.

L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment:
I watched this in cinema, and this round was DVD at home. The DVD really can't compete with cinema at all, especially the scream~ AHHHH~ hahaha :P i love it. But a bit weird is abt the huge snake which they put in the plane. I can understand how they hide the small snake, but the huge one? come on... it doesn't make sense...

But as i always said, movie will still be movie... senseless thing can make sense too~ lolz