Friday, November 30, 2012

What's Your Number?

 Released Year: 2011
Directed by Mark Mylod

Casted by:
Anna Faris as Allison "Ally" Darling
Chris Evans as Colin Shea
Ari Graynor as Daisy Anne Darling
Blythe Danner as Ava Darling
On her way home after losing her job, Ally Darling comes across a magazine article entitled "What's Your Number?", which asks the reader to calculate how many people she has slept with. Realizing that her number is double the average, Ally decides to track down all of her ex-boyfriends in the hope that one of them will have grown into the man she wants to marry, and therefore the number of men she has slept with will never have to increase. With the help of her womanizing neighbor Colin Shea, she manages to find all of her exes, but things do not quite work out the way she had expected.
  L² Scored: 9/10

L² Comment:
Yes i admit, i watch this movie because of Chris Evans, he's so fine and he's not selfish to show us his nice body and ass to us :) The storyline is not bad, and its very funny also, especially with Anna Faris' funny expression and all~

Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Nightmare Before Christmas

 Released Year: 1993
Directed by Henry Selick

Voiced by:
Chris Sarandon as Jack Skellington
Catherine O'Hara as Sally
William Hickey as Doctor Finklestein
Ken Page as Oogie Boogie
Ed Ivory as Santa Claus
Halloween Town is a dream world filled with citizens such as deformed monsters, ghosts, ghouls, goblins, vampires, werewolves and witches. Jack Skellington ("The Pumpkin King") leads them in a frightful celebration every Halloween, but he has grown tired of the same routine year after year. Wandering in the forest outside the town center, he accidentally opens a portal to "Christmas Town". Impressed by the feeling and style of Christmas, Jack presents his findings and his (somewhat limited) understanding of the holiday to the Halloween Town residents. They fail to grasp his meaning and compare everything he says to their idea of Halloween. He reluctantly decides to play along and announces that they will take over Christmas.

Jack's obsession with Christmas leads him to usurp the role of Santa Claus. Every resident is assigned a task, while Sally, a rag doll woman who is created by the town's mad scientist, begins to feel a romantic attraction towards Jack. However, she alone fears that his plans will become disastrous. Jack assigns Lock, Shock and Barrel, a trio of mischievous children, to abduct Santa and bring him back to Halloween Town. Against Jack's wishes and largely for their amusement, the trio deliver Santa to Oogie Boogie, a gambling-addict bogeyman who plots to play a game with Santa's life at stake.

Christmas Eve arrives and Sally attempts to stop Jack with fog, but he embarks into the sky on a coffin-like sleigh pulled by skeletal reindeer, guided by the glowing nose of his ghost dog Zero. He begins to deliver presents to children around the world, but the gifts (shrunken heads, Christmas tree-eating snakes, etc.) only terrify the recipients. Jack is believed to be an imposter attempting to imitate Santa, and the military goes on alert to blast him out of the sky. The sleigh is shot down and he is presumed dead by Halloween Town's citizens, but in fact he has survived the crash, landing in a cemetery. Although he is depressed by the failure of his plan, he quickly regains his old spirit, having come up with new ideas for next Halloween. He then rushes back home to rescue Santa and put things right.

Meanwhile, Sally attempts to free Santa, but is captured by Oogie. Jack slips into the lair and frees them, then angrily confronts Oogie and unravels his outer covering to spill out all the bugs that live inside him. With Oogie gone, Santa reprimands Jack before setting off to deliver the right presents to the world's children. He makes snow fall over Halloween Town to show that there are no hard feelings between himself and Jack; the townspeople are confused by the snow at first, but soon begin to play happily in it. Jack reveals that he is just as strongly romantically attracted to Sally as she is to him, and they kiss under the full moon in the cemetery.
   L² Scored: 10/10

L² Comment:
All these while i thought the director is Tim Burton and the Jack Skellington is voiced by Johnny Depp & Sally is by Helena. WRONG!!! Lol, that's the corpse bride. Haha~ but this Tim Burton's production is not bad and has become one of my favorite cartoon ever since i watched it when i was 11 years old :) I might not be understand what it has been saying at that time, but the weird characters definitely attracted my attention. Rewatch it is an enjoyable moment, especially with my sister who is a Tim Burton's fans too :)

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

A Christmas Carol

 Released Year: 2009
Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Voiced by:
    Jim Carrey as Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, 
Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
    Robin Wright Penn as Belle, Fan Scrooge
    Gary Oldman as Bob Cratchit, Jacob Marley, Tiny Tim
Colin Firth as Fred
In 1843, Ebenezer Scrooge, a bitter and miserly old moneylender at a London counting house holds everything that embodies the joys and spirit of Christmas in contempt. He refuses to visit his cheerful nephew, Fred, at his Christmas dinner party with his family, and forces his underpaid employee Bob Cratchit to beg to take the day off for his own family. That night, Scrooge is visited by the ghost of his former business partner Jacob Marley who had died seven years prior on Christmas Eve and is now forced to spend his afterlife carrying heavy chains that were forged from his own greedy ways. Marley warns Scrooge that he will suffer an even worse fate if he does not repent and foretells that he will be haunted by three spirits that will help guide him.

The first spirit is the Ghost of Christmas Past, which shows Scrooge visions of his own past that take place on or around the Christmas season, reminding Scrooge of how he ended up the avaricious man he is now. Scrooge had spent much of his childhood neglected by his father over the holidays at boarding school until he was finally brought home by his loving sister Fan, who died prematurely after giving birth to his nephew, Fred. Scrooge later began a successful career in business and money lending, and became engaged to a woman named Belle, though she later called off the engagement when he began to grow obsessed with accumulating his own wealth. Unable to bear having to witness these events again, Scrooge extinguishes the spirit with its candle snuffer cap.

The second spirit is the Ghost of Christmas Present, which shows Scrooge the happiness of his fellow men on Christmas Day. Among them are his nephew, Fred, who playfully makes jokes with his family at Scrooge's expense, and Bob Cratchit and his family, who are just barely able to make do with what little pay Scrooge gives Cratchit. Scrooge is touched by the Cratchits' sickly young son Tiny Tim and his commitment to the spirit of Christmas, and is dismayed to learn from the spirit that Tim may not have much longer to live. Before dying, the spirit warns Scrooge about the evils of "Ignorance" and "Want," which manifest themselves before Scrooge as two wretched children who grow into violent, insane individuals.

The third and final spirit is the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, which toys with Scrooge by chasing him through the streets of London on a carriage before showing him the final consequences of his greed. Scrooge sees in this future that he has died: Fred and his wife are elated to inherit Scrooge's wealth, Scrooge's charwoman Mrs. Dilber is shown to have robbed him and gave his clothes to a fence named Old Joe (Bob Hoskins), and the men who attended his funeral had only gone for a free lunch. Tiny Tim is also shown to have died, leaving Bob Cratchit and his family to mourn him on Christmas. Horrified, Scrooge asks the spirit whether the images he has seen are sure to happen or can be changed. To little response, the spirit reveals Scrooge's own grave, showing his own date of death as December 25 of a forthcoming year, and forces Scrooge to fall into his empty coffin sitting in an deep grave, just above the fires of Hell.

Ebeneezer Scrooge suddenly awakens on Christmas Day to find that all three spirits have visited him in a dream over the course of one night. He then asks a kid on the street what day it is and learns that it is Christmas. Ebeneezer Scrooge gives the kid some money to give to the butcher and have a turkey delivered to the Cratchits. Ebeneezer Scrooge also attends his nephew's dinner coming in during charades. When Bob Cratchit comes to work, Ebeneezer grants him the day off after he has him deliver the money to the bank. As he steps out, Bob Cratchit tells the viewers that Ebeneezer Scrooge has become a kinder person and a second father to Tiny Tim. As it shows Ebeneezer Scrooge carrying Tiny Tim on his shoulders down the streets, Tiny quotes "God bless us, everyone."
   L² Scored: 6.5/10

L² Comment:
Jim Carrey is really a talented guy who can have multiples voices and his tone is so good that you can't even define which voice are sounds by him. Overall i love the characters, but the story is a bit too dull for me. A fiction by Charles Dickens, it is nice and have a huge moral in it, but its more suitable for adults...

Tuesday, November 27, 2012


 Released Year: 2010
Directed by Max Giwa

Casted by:
Nichola Burley as Carly
Richard Winsor as Tomas
Ukweli Roach as Jay
Frank Harper as Fred
George Sampson as Eddie
Charlotte Rampling as Helena
Eleanor Bron as Madame Fluerie
Patrick Baladi as Mr Harding
Teneisha Bonner as Shawna
Lex Milczarek as Boogie
Kofi Agyemang-Prempeh as Mac
Hugo Cortes as Gabe
Sianad Gregory as Chloe
Jennifer Leung as Bex
Rachel McDowall as Isabella
Rhimes Lecointe as Justine
Sacha Chang as Aimee
Bradley Charles as Frankie
In inner city London, a street dance crew is on the verge of breaking up after its leader, Jay, leaves the group unexpectedly. The group loses the use of their rehearsal space, forcing them to try to raise money or practice in other locations. Eventually they secure a space in a ballet school, on the condition that they include five ballet dancers in their routine. At first, they struggle to get along, but they all become friends in the end.

One of the teachers at the ballet school, Helena, takes Carly to a ballet where she starts getting ideas for their routine. When she arrives home, Carly finds Jay waiting for her and the two spend the night together. During a dance battle in a club the next night, the team learn that Jay has betrayed the team by joining The Surge, a rival crew. Jay brags about his sex with Carly and Tomas, a ballet dancer, punches Jay out of anger. Jay is furious and swears revenge. Carly, upset over the betrayal, leaves the club and is nearly hit by a car before Tomas pulls her out of the way. Tomas then takes Carly back to his apartment where they dance on the roof, eventually kissing. Carly then leaves him alone on the roof, while they both look at the sunrise and smile.

The next day at the school, Carly announces the new name of their dance crew: Breakin Point. Another teacher at the school, outraged that her students are being corrupted, deliberately plans a Royal Ballet audition for the same day as the street dance finals. The ballet dancers promise Carly they will make it, but the auditions were running overtime.

In an attempt to give Breakin Point more time to wait for the ballet dancers, Carly's friend Eddie goes out onto the dance floor and starts dancing, surprising the crew and wowing the audience. The ballet team turn up at the final anyway, and their teacher Helena drives the judges to the final so they can see the dancers perform. The routine is a success, Carly and Tomas kiss during the performance, and the crowd is enthralled. Jay is furious that The Surge have been beaten and he's lost Carly.

The film ends with Breakin Point and The Surge dancing to N-Dubz' "We Dance On".
L² Scored: 10/10

L² Comment:
Oh God, i really love this movie a lot :) The dance, the choreography, the acting... all of them seems to be so perfect. Heard that they are coming out with the sequeal to shows the team went over to US for competition. But up till now, there is no news on filming the 2nd movie yet :(

Monday, November 26, 2012

The Vow

 Released Year: 2012
Directed by Michael Sucsy

Casted by:
Rachel McAdams as Paige Collins
Channing Tatum as Leo Collins
Jessica Lange as Rita Thornton
Sam Neill as Bill Thornton
Jessica McNamee as Gwen
Paige Collins and her husband Leo come out of a movie theater. On their way home, at a stop sign, Paige unbuckles her seatbelt to lean over and kiss Leo. At that very moment, a truck rams their car from behind and Paige crashes through the windshield. Both of them are rushed to the emergency room, and as Leo, in a voice-over talks about how "moments of impact help in finding who we are" the movie cuts to how Paige and Leo first met. The scenes of how they courted, proposed and married are interwoven with the present.

When Paige regains consciousness, she thinks Leo is her doctor, having lost all memories of the past few years. When her parents, Bill and Rita Thornton, learn about this and visit her, it is the first time that Leo meets them. Paige does not understand why she left law school, broke her engagement with her previous fiancé, Jeremy, and why she has not been in touch with her family and friends. Her parents insist on taking her home with them and Paige agrees, assuming she might have married Leo for some mutual benefit and seeks evidence for the marriage. Just as she's about to leave, Leo comes running to play her a voice message in which she sounds very happy and romantic. Paige decides to go back with Leo, hoping it will help her regain her lost memory. Paige is welcomed home with a surprise party by her friends, but as she is not able to remember any of them, she finds it overwhelming and bursts out in anger.

The next day Paige ventures out to her regular cafe but does not remember having been there and loses her way back. She calls her mother because she does not know or remember Leo's number. That evening Leo and Paige are invited for dinner by her parents. At the dinner and in the bar later, Leo does not fit in with her family and friends. He persists in his attempts to help her regain her memory, but Paige is more driven to learning why she left law school and broke her engagement to Jeremy. During the course of one encounter with Jeremy, she kisses him. Her doctor advises her to fill the holes in her memory rather than be afraid of her past. With her sister Gwen's wedding approaching, Paige decides to stay with her parents until the wedding. Though Leo asks her out on a date and spends a night with her, the relationship is further strained when Paige's dad tries to persuade Leo to divorce his daughter, and by Leo punching Jeremy for talking about chances to bed his wife.

Paige rejoins law school and Leo signs divorce papers. At a store, she meets an old friend who, unaware of her amnesia, apologizes for having had a relationship with Paige's dad, thus alerting Paige as to why she had left her family. When she confronts her mother about this, Rita tells her that she decided to stay with Bill for all the things he had done right instead of leaving him for one wrong act. Paige then asks Leo why he never told her, and he replies he wanted to earn her love instead of driving her away from her parents. Paige, while in class, starts sketching; thus depicting how she first left law school. She continues her interest in art, eventually returning to sculpting and drawing. Though Jeremy confesses he broke up with his present girlfriend, hoping to be back with her, she turns him down stating she needs to know what life would be like without him.

As seasons change, Leo discusses his philosophy about "Moments of impact". "A moment of impact whose potential for change has ripple effects far beyond what we can predict. Sending some particles crashing together, making them closer than before. While sending others, spinning off into great ventures, landing where you never thought you’d find them..." Back in her room, Paige finds the menu card on which she had written her wedding vows and is deeply moved. The movie ends with Paige waiting for Leo at their regular Cafe Mnemonic and going with him to try a new place instead of their regular alternative.
   L² Scored: 9/10

L² Comment:
This is based on a real story of Kim & Krickitt Carpenter, whom Kim has never remember back the old memories that she has with her husband.

The storyline is nice, very romantic and warm. The add on points will be Channing Tatum juicy ass, so yummy :)

Friday, November 23, 2012

Wizard's Curse 妖怪都市

 Released Year: 1992
Directed by 袁祥仁 Yuen Xiang Ren

Casted by:
   陳雅倫 Ellen Chen as 林小婷 Ting
 張國強 KK Cheung as 大B 
林正英 Lin ZhenYing as 阿正 Zheng
周比利 Billy Chow as 乃密 Nami
徐曼華 Xu Man Wa as 金莎 Kimsa
朱咪咪 Mimi Chu as 母親 Mother
Nami & Kimsa is a couple of wizard who do all the bad things in Thailand, the local police called Zheng from Hong Kong to come over and vanish them. Nami & Kimsa's sifu bring them alive and but as an evil who has both genders, they were in grudge and decided to fly over to Hong Kong to seek revenge at Zheng.

Zheng's daughter Ting is the lady who can kill the monster, but she would have to sleep with a virgin, which happened to be B. Ting's mother force them to have sex but failed. In the end while Zheng & his wife is defeating Nami & Kimsa, Ting & B have sex and become powerful to fight against the devil.
  L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment:
Billy Chow really have a nice ass :) But too bad, i can't find any of the pic to show you all~ Overall the story is ok, not bad, i believe this is the first movie Ellen Chen started to show her half boobies to audience. I just wish KK Cheung can show us some of his hot stuff during that period, maybe he will be popular at then...

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Doraemon: Nobita's Great Battle of the Mermaid King ドラえもん のび太の人魚大海戦

 Released Year: 2010
Directed by 寺本幸代 Yuichi Shinbo

Voiced by:
 水田山葵 Mizuta Wasabi as 哆啦A夢 Doraemon
大原惠 Ohara Megumi as 大雄 Nobita
田中 理恵 Rie Tanaka Sophia    
嘉數由美 Kakazu Yumi as 靜香 Shizuka
木村昂 Kimura Subaru as 胖虎 Gian
關智一 Seki Tomokazu as 小夫 Suneo
It opens starts with a sunken ship in an underwater scene. In the ship a shark is swimming around until an octopus lands on its head next to a mermaid. Later on an unknown planet, the merman tribe destroy everything while looking for the mermaid tribe. On Earth Nobita's mom orders him to go shopping but he leaves to play pirates with Gian.

His mother asks Doraemon and her husband but they have other plans. Doraemon ends up doing the shopping: When he reads the list at the very bottom he sees Dorayaki, a Japanese snack, his favourite food. Later Suneo shares his diving photo shoots in Palau with Gian and Shizuka. Nobita arrived at their place of play to play pirates with Gian. Nobita wants to go to Suneo's house to see more pictures but they don't want him to. He cries and shouts Doraemon's name. Doraemon uses his gentle eyes to comfort him. When Nobita feels like diving in his town, Doraemon uses a Underwater Pump Simulator to pump all the water out of Tokyo, causing the entire city to go underwater. That night, Doraemon and Nobita use a Diving Mask Simulator to dive underwater.

Later on, among a lot of fish, Nobita catches a glimpse of a fish tail. He tells Doraemon he saw a mermaid. They take pictures then heard a scream. They check on what's happened but on the other side of the road the shadow of a mermaid appeared along with that of a shark. Nobita's father tells the police that he saw a shark swimming past the cigarette store. Nobita and Doraemon witness it and ask how he could see the shark without his goggles. As they take them out they see that the fish are still there but the water is gone. And then they investigate. A boy Desikuge is looking through his telescope and he see's a mermaid swimming. He looks again and it appeared again. Then a shark appeared in front of him and screamed then fainted. Meanwhile Nobita is swimming while finding the shark. Unknown to him the shark was behind him then Doraemon tells Nobita to look behind. He see's the shark and starts hiding. Then Doraemon threw a Homesick frog ogre in the sharks mouth. The shark and all the fishes swim back to the ocean and then the mermaid falls down and lands on a branch of a tree.

The next day Nobita notices a fish tail beneath the leaves, when Doraemon saw this they found a girl. She jumps out and lands on the ground. In Nobita's room she drinks a lot of juice then she starts speaking in an unknown language and then Doraemon puts out his Translation Jelly. Then she mistakens Doraemon as a puffer fish. Then she introduces herself named Sophia. Later Suneo explains that he saw a shark that even Dekisugi saw it. Gian says that sharks live in the ocean. Then Nobita arrives with Doraemon and Sophia then Gian and Suneo think that she's cute. Together the gang show her around until a car stops and argues with Sophia that she might get hit but Doraemon grabs her. She see's the takecopter and starts to fly high in the sky. She flew higher and higher above the clouds but the sun made her faint and asks to get her to a place with water. Doraemon puts out his Anywhere door and they go to Shizuka's bathroom. Shizuka tells everyone to get out. Meanwhile in the bathtub, Sophia enjoys her bath while Shizuka see's a tiara. In Shizuka's bedroom, Suneo says that Sophia is a Kappa while Gian argues with him for accusing Sophia as a Kappa. Nobita asks Doraemon if mermaids exist while Gian says First a Kappa now a mermaid? Then Nobita explains that when he first met Sophia, her legs were that of a mermaid tail.

Meawhile Doraemon's phone rang because Dorami his sister is calling him. She appears through a circle and asks Nobita to draw a mermaid. While Dorami explains about mermaids, Nobita shows his drawing of an ugly mermaid which made everyone laugh. Dorami explains about appearances, legends and animals mistaken as mermaids. Meanwhile in Shizuka's bathroom, Shizuka tells Sophia that she will put her clothes in the laundry but Sophia says not to touch it but Shizuka accidentally pressed a belt. Back at her bedroom Dorami has to leave then they heard a scream. Nobita, Doraemon, Gian, Suneo investigate in the bathroom. When they arrived they saw Shizuka in mermaid form while Sophia hides underwater. She explains her hometown and they go to the Anywhere door to see the stars then they go back. Doraemon uses his copy machine to copy the clothes of Sophia. They put on the clothes then Doraemon puts his Familiar Light to make them breathe underwater. Underwater they change into mermaid forms and enjoy life underwater. Then Doraemon puts his watertight rope to keep water away. Sophia says that Doraemon has powers like their goddess Manatia. Then they ask if the Mermaid Sword exists.

Then Doraemon puts out his Mystery Ink and Scroll to check if it's real. It's says With those with royal blood five stars will join together to form a pentagon. They even see the mermaid tribe script. But Sophia refuses to say it for it is to ancient. The next day they dive underwater to Sophia's palace. Nobita feels tired and starts sinking slowly. A giant eel appeared behind them. They hide in a cave until they are rescued by a pufferfish named Haribo with Sophia's soldiers. They wrongly accused Doraemon, Nobita, Gian and Suneo for kidnapping Sophia. Shizuka later was kidnapped. They arrive at the home of the mermaid tribe. The gang were placed in a glass fish tank preparing to be eaten by a Megaladon. Sophia tells Haribo to stop the punishment. Gian shouts very loud that it makes everyone cover their ears. They release them and one of the soldiers told Sophia that she was to be summoned by Queen Undine, Queen and leader of the mermaid tribe and Sophia's grandmother. They arrive at the palace. Queen Undine tells Sophia that she will be queen.
 L² Scored: 9/10

L² Comment:
My second Doraemon's movie, love the story, love the creativity of how they actually got the mermaid out from the sea and how the friendship build up among them~ i want a doraemon too~

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The 33D Invader 蜜桃成熟時33D

Released Year: 2011
Directed by 錢文錡 Chin Wen Qi

Casted by:
吳晴晴 Macy Wu as 未來 Future
陳俊言Chen Chun Yan as 朗仔 Lang
吉澤明步 Yoshizawa Akiho as 千千 Chen Chen
加藤鷹 Kato Taka as Xucker 1
晨晞 Cheng Xi as Xucker 2
A young woman named Future is sent from the year 2046 to the year 2011 in Hong Kong. Future was sent by the United Nations in order to get pregnant, where she can then extract her genes and repopulate the earth as 99% of males have become infertile in the future due to attacks from Planet Xucker. Two assassins from Xuckler are sent after her to stop her. Future meets three University students: Felix, Dan-san and Sing. The men are obsessed with female students next door: Chin-chin, Chen-chen. The students agree to help Future find a mate at the university.
L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
The storyline is ok, but i wanna see more in HK erotica film, i think they can do more beside keeps on taking in Japanese porn star in the movie. I hope they can actually do the real fuck or the actors should actually show us their dick instead~