Forced Nightmare 猛鬼旅行团 / 哗鬼旅行团

 Released Year: 1992

Directed by 刘仕裕 Liu Shi Yu

Casted by:

林正英 Lam Zheng Ying as 马九英 Ying

吴君如 Sandra Ng as 李嘉玲 Ling

邱建国 Yau Kin Kok as 李炳 Peng

 Story:

Ling has psychic power and she was send to Hong Kong from China for a mission, but the whole bus of travel group was cursed by a bunch of ghost when the bus driver dishonor the ghost and all of them die except Ling who has psychic power.

Ling met her cousin Ying and Ying told her all her travel mates were dead and they have to capture the ghost before they become evil. Together both of them work together to capture all the ghost, including the most powerful ghost which was transformed by Peng.

 L² Scored: 5/10

L² Comment:

Another ghost movie of Lam Zheng Ying, this time he partner with the funny Sandra to defeat the ghost spirits... Storyline as usual, predictable... not too scary but some part is kinda funny~ Overall not bad, but won't be watching this again until i'm really out of any movie to watch :P

The Millionaires' Express 富貴列車

 Released Year: 1986

Directed by 洪金寶 Sammo Hung

Casted by:

 洪金寶 Sammo Hung as 程放天 Tin

元彪 Yuen Biao as 曹卓坚 Kin

郑文雅 Olivia Cheng as Hon

曾志伟 Eric Tsang as Jook Bo

吴耀汉 Richard Ng as 汉 Han

沈殿霞 Lydia Shum as 汉妻 Han's Wife

钟镇涛 Kenny Bee as Fook Loi

 Story:

 Ching Fong-Tin goes to Russia to steal goods from the Russian soldiers. Unfortunately he is caught and the soldiers make him strip his clothes down to his underwear. They force him to wear a brassiere and the head of a mop as a wig, and he is made to dance for their amusement. However, he makes his escape, grabbing his grenades as he goes, and throws one into the cabin. Fook Loi catches Ching and lectures him about his crimes. Ching tries to escape, but in the scuffle, he and Fook end up rolling into a snowball. In the final moments after they both got out of the snowball, Fook tries to look for Ching and is taken by surprise when he jumps down from a tree, grabs his clothes and rushes off back to his hometown.

Bandits dressed in police uniforms set fire to a large building. Tsao Cheuk Kin and his fire team race to the scene and save a fat lady and a blind woman. While the fire rages, the bandits rob the town bank, but the manager manages to alert the townfolk before they can escape and two of the bandits are jailed. With the loss of money stolen by the bandits, Mayor Yi gives a negative speech. In contrast, Tsao encourages the townfolk and he is given the job of mayor and head of the town's security.

Ching and his assistant move from a hotel to his home town, arriving with a car full of women. Ching's ambition is to get money into the town, so his hotel is cleaned up and redressed. A train is due to pass, carrying numerous passengers, including some criminals and some Japanese tourists. In order to bring custom to his hotel, Ching hatches a plan to force the train to stop at the town. He heads towards the railway station on his motorcycle and sidecar, but is chased away by Tsao riding on horseback. Ching swings a tree branch, which knocks Tsao from his horse. Ching takes the horse and rides the rest of the way. As he prepares the dynamite, Ching is discovered, and ends up fighting with Tsao. After winning, Ching continues to wait for the train.

As the train travels through the country, passenger Han sneaks back and forth on roof of the train between his fat wife and his beautiful mistress. The bandits from the town try to board the train. The first bandit, with his body covered in magnets inadvertenly gets stuck to the train, whilst the second second bandit using the rope to climb aboard. However, instead of lassooing the train, his rope catches Han, who is forced to hang on for dear life, whilst the bandit runs alongside the train. The remaining bandits struggle with a cart, but finally manage to get on board. When the train reaches the station, Ching blows the dynamite, derailing the train.

As Ching had planned, the passengers spend time in his home town awaiting the train's repair. In the hotel, the criminals devise a plan to get into the room housing Han's mistress, posing as Japanese tourists. Unfortunately they don't don't know the language, and are forced to hide when the train captain and his mistress enter the room. After the train captain goes into the bathroom, the bad guys try to sneak out quietly, but soon have to hide again. Han climbs down the hotel roof, inadvertently scaring the train captain's mistress. The commotion alerts his wife, who accuses him of cheating. To explain the situation, he claims that he is actually an agent spying on the Japanese, and the bad guys use this excuse to come out of hiding.

when Ching asks Chi to distract Tsao she comes with all sorts of things most of them saying that she loves him. Tsao then tells Chi that he's busy and can't dream with her and leaves. Chi captures up with him and asks him not to go and Tsao swings his hat to the side and takes Chi into his hands and starts snogging her. Tsao then says something that makes Chi want to kiss him more.When Chi wants to kiss him more he signals his helpers to take his place and unfortunately Chi opens her eyes and runs away.

Fook Loi returns from Russia and uses Tsao to capture Ching and put him into jail. At night, Siu-Hon and her group of ladies free Ching and allow him to make up his mind. The rest of the bad guys arrive on horseback, storming the town and capturing the Japanese tourists.

After Ching makes up his mind, he comes back to his hometown and free the bandits, plus Fook, Tsao and Siu-Hon. He decides to turf the bad guys out of town, beginning by using a chaingun, and later using martial arts. A huge fight breaks out, until the bad guys are dealt with and Ching and Tsao finally take back the map from the Japanese.

 L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment: 

With the help of a lot of superstar, Sammo Hung film this action comedy film easily. But still the action and building up the small village is not an easy job i believe. The whole movie came in a nice pace and not a single one of the scene is bored. The only flaw might be the length of the movie is not long enough...

The Tantana 密宗威龍

 

 Released Year: 1991

Directed by 孟海 Meng Hai

Casted by:

钱嘉乐 Chin Kar Lok as 灵童 Ling

孟海 Meng Hai as 灵海 Hai

午 马 Wuma as 密日 Miri
林正英 Lam Zheng Ying as 密月 MiYue

洪金宝 Sammo Hung as 迦纳  Gana

 Story:

In Tibet's secret culture, 2 rivals reborn into Ling & Ni. Ni killed all his rivals' gang and wanted to kill Ling too, Miri & MiYue went for help with Hai, they send Ling to Gana to learn more. In the end, Ling learned all the tricks and finally won Ni.

L² Scored: 3.5/10

L² Comment:

This is quite a boring movie actually, there was no main actress in this film, which might not be the main problem as this is regarding the Tibet's culture, but some feminine may stir up the excitement maybe?

Banana Spirit 精靈變

 Released Year: 1992

Directed by 卢坚 Lou Kin

Casted by:

吴镇宇 Francis Ng as 阿植 Zhi

林正英 Lam Zhen Ying as 陈福生 Sheng

傅俪人 Fu Li Ren as Iris

倪星 Collin Chow as 阿车 Che

Story:

Zhi and Che are 2 buddies who like adventurous, they took up a challenge to call out the banana spirit from a forest. Zhi was told to imagine the banana spirit with the most beautiful woman he has see, Zhi thought of the model Iris. Things happened and everyone ran away, Zhi saw Iris and quickly pull her away from the incident. But Zhi never realize this is not the real Iris, but is the Iris which transform by the banana spirit.

Zhi brought Iris home, she was very open and always naked in front of Zhi and Zhi has great sex with her. Iris even act open in fron of Zhi's sister and her boyfriend Sheng. In the end Sheng discovered Iris is a banana spirit and request her to return back to her own place before she hurt the soul of Zhi.

 L² Scored: 4.5/10

L² Comment:

Oh well, this old film is quite ok, talks about the banana spirit which came out to attack young man and slowly absorb their soul away when they have sex. Francis look young of course but his acting is a bit so so... overall the movie is ok, but is it memorable? i dont think so....

Money Maker 花心赌圣 / 贏錢專家

 Released Year: 1991

Directed by 王晶 Wang Jing

Casted by:

王晶 Wang Jing as 朱祥奋 Fen

吴孟达 Ng Man-Tat as 三叔 3rd uncle

邱淑贞 Chingmy Yau as 高豆豆 Dao

吴君如 Sandra Ng as 高少少 Xiu

林正英 Lam Zhen Ying as 二叔 2nd Uncle

 Story:

Fen live with his 2nd & 3rd uncle ever since his father passed away. The 2nd uncle is a successful wizard but the 3rd uncle never learns the trick properly and so as Fen, both of them only fool around and try to cheat some money from the villagers. Xiu is the gambling queen in Hong Kong, she was attacked by the Thailand gambling king by using the black magic. 

Xiu's spirit seek help from Fen & his 3rd uncle who can see her, she help them to win money in order for them to bring her back to Hong Kong to see her sister Dao. But when the 2 guys reach the jetty, the 3rd uncle threw the umbrella away which use to carry Xiu's spirit. Xiu get angry and went to disturb them when she was released in the night. Fen forced to help Xiu, but later on he was surprise that Dao is actually a very pretty lady who knows some fighting skill. But when Fen's 2nd uncle discover that Xiu's spirit is around, her captured her. But times prove that Xiu is a good spirit, he released her.

Together, Fen & his both uncle & Xiu & Dao, they went to search the Thailand gambling king for revenge. But the female wizard is powerful too, she fought hard with the 2nd uncle but still being defeated. The Thailand gambling king lost all his money without the female wizard's help. Finally Xiu got her revenge and left them for a reborn, she order Fen to take good care of Dao in the future.

L² Scored: 3.5/10

L² Comment:

This is one of those Wang Jing stupid comedy that make you laugh non stop, but this movie does not really work for me in that way. First of all, Wang Jing himself is the main actor has totally turn me off. He can be a very good director in comedy or xxx film, but he definitely is not good in acting. Second, the storyline is so so so expectable... can u give us something new?!? Well, this is in 1991 anyway, hope u enjoy... yawn

An Eternal Combat 天地玄门

 Released Year: 1991

Directed by 叶成康 Yip Seng Hong

Casted by:

王祖贤 Joey Wang as 施施 Shi & Gigi

林正英 as 草芦居士 Wizard

黄一山 Huang Yi San as 居士徒弟 Wizard's apprentice

成奎安 Sing Gui An  as尚峰 Feng

 Story:

During the Dynasty Ming, a Japanese Ghost King was causing trouble in China, he forced the beautiful Shi to marry him. The wizard and his apprentice pass by came to help Shi. Feng is an officer who has been instructed to work with the Wizard to destroy the Ghost King. 

During the fight, everyone did their best but all of them fell into the the time-illusion-way and gone to 1991 Hong Kong. The wizard met a girl who looks like Shi in the psychotic centre, but that is Doctor Gigi, and her boyfriend look like the Ghost King. The wizard thought they are from 500 years ago when the Ghost King forced Shi to marry him, and he did his best to stop it. At the same time, Gigi is having argument with her boyfriend, the Ghost King used this chance to devilish his mind. The boyfriend gone crazy and forced Gigi to get marry in the church, but all these was stop by the wizard & his apprentice together with Feng. The fight begins again, this time the good guy win and they also managed to hop on to the time-illusion-way and get back to Dynasty Ming.

L² Scored: 1.5/10

L² Comment:

This movie is kinda boring actually, the storyline is a bit "forcing" to create the whole things... The pace is slow and there's nothing really excite me in this movie, maybe beside Anthony Wong showed us his butt? But hell no, its as boring as Sing Gui An's face!!! lol~

I'm happy to see Sai Guai (Huang Yi San) at here, he's still funny... i mean he looks funny. Anyway, this movie is still boring.

Crazy Safari 非洲和尚

 Released Year: 1991

Directed by 陈会毅 Chen Hui Yi

Casted by:

 历苏 N!xau as 非洲和尚 Xixo the Bushman
林正英 Lam Zhen Ying as 大师 Master HiSing

陳山河 Sam Christopher Chow as 阿森 Sam
周星驰 Stephen Chow as 旁白 Narrator
吴孟达 Ng Man Tat as 旁白 Narrator

 Story:

An ancient but still fleshy Chinese corpse is on auction in England. A young businessman purchases the corpse. The corpse is revealed to be the body of his third great-grandfather and he intends to give it a proper burial in Hong Kong. To keep it from becoming an irrepressible vampire, the descendant hires a good-natured Taoist priest to maintain control of the cadaver using a yellow talisman. The young descendant and the Taoist priest decide that the best way to get the valued ancestor home is via a direct flight to Hong Kong on a private jet.

During the flight, the plane malfunctions and an altercation breaks out between the ruthless pilot and the two people. Luckily, they outsmart the pilot and ascend from the troublesome plane by using parachutes. The corpse and the two end up separated during the chaos.

The corpse lands in front of Xixo, where he and his tribe are being confronted by a rival clan led by two greedy Caucasians. The corpse's presence scares away the villains. Xixo somehow learns to control the corpse and he takes it to his tribe. Soon he and his family think of it as a gift from God, as it aids them in various matters, such as bringing down fruit from towering trees.

The descendant and the priest land in a vast and dry area miles away from Xixo's home. Confronting an assortment of African animals, they make their way across the foreign land in search of the corpse and rescue. During this time, the corpse forms a strong bond with the compassionate Xixo and his family. Days later, the descendant and the priest meet Xixo and his family. Not knowing they have the corpse, the two nevertheless stay with them, finding food, water, and shelter. They all abruptly form a solid friendship, despite the language barrier, as they all help out each other when in need.

Days later, the priest figures that the corpse must be nearby, since he connects the strange lack of birds in the area with the ominous close presence of a cadaver. Using magic, he summons the corpse to his hut. Xixo and his family frantically chase the corpse. After the corpse reunites with his descendant, the priest proves to Xixo that it belongs to them, and Xixo eventually agrees. After a few more days of living together, they prepare to part ways with the bushmen and Xixo leads them to the main path to civilization. However, the rival clan is still after what Xixo's homeland has as a natural abundance: diamonds, as they invade the huts and threaten the residents. The corpse, feeling obligated to aid Xixo and his family, goes back, with the priest and the descendant following. A battle takes place between the villains and Xixo's people, with the corpse managing to chase away one of the ruthless leaders. The priest even summons the spirit of the late Bruce Lee to aid Xixo, and the villains are finally defeated. The priest uses the radio left in the villains' Jeep to contact a helicopter. Before boarding, the priest, the descendant, and the corpse bid farewell to Xixo and his family.

L² Scored: 7.5/10

L² Comment:

N!xau got famous after he acted in "The God Must Be Crazy", then the Hong Kong production found him and invite him to act in this movie. Of course, we wouldn't understand a word N!xau said, thanks to Stephen Chow & Ng Man Tat, they are sure the funniest narrator ever in this world. And with their help, i can understand the whole movie even with N!xau giligulu at there :P

The Chinese Ghostbuster 钟馗嫁妹

 Released Year: 1994

Directed by 于万山 Yu Man San & 午马 Wu Ma

Casted by:

午马 Wu Ma as 钟馗 Gui     
林正英 Lin ZhenYing as 九叔 Jiu
邱月清 Swdrr as 钟馗妹妹 Gui's sister     
郑浩南 Mark Cheng as 李世民 Min

 Story:

In hell, Gui is marrying her sister out. On the journey, Min drop from human world into hell due to the power of Jiu. Gui'd sister quickly fall in love with this handsome man but Min was pull up again to the real world. Gui and his sister went to the real world to find Min, but found out Min is a gigolo.

In the meantime, the ghost judge came to arrest Gui & his sister because they simply change the death note without his permission. Jiu also sense that Gui and his sister is not human, he fought with them but in the end help out to defeat the ghost judge...

   L² Scored: 5/10

L² Comment:

Thanks to Mark Cheng's nice ass, so i scored it at least 5 for this. The storyline is really so so, swdrr is so stiff in the movie and ruined the whole movie... No wonder she has to film the erotica movie to get famous...

Wizard's Curse 妖怪都市

 Released Year: 1992

Directed by 袁祥仁 Yuen Xiang Ren

Casted by:
   陳雅倫 Ellen Chen as 林小婷 Ting

 張國強 KK Cheung as 大B 

林正英 Lin ZhenYing as 阿正 Zheng
周比利 Billy Chow as 乃密 Nami

徐曼華 Xu Man Wa as 金莎 Kimsa

朱咪咪 Mimi Chu as 母親 Mother

 Story:

Nami & Kimsa is a couple of wizard who do all the bad things in Thailand, the local police called Zheng from Hong Kong to come over and vanish them. Nami & Kimsa's sifu bring them alive and but as an evil who has both genders, they were in grudge and decided to fly over to Hong Kong to seek revenge at Zheng.

Zheng's daughter Ting is the lady who can kill the monster, but she would have to sleep with a virgin, which happened to be B. Ting's mother force them to have sex but failed. In the end while Zheng & his wife is defeating Nami & Kimsa, Ting & B have sex and become powerful to fight against the devil.

  L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment:

Billy Chow really have a nice ass :) But too bad, i can't find any of the pic to show you all~ Overall the story is ok, not bad, i believe this is the first movie Ellen Chen started to show her half boobies to audience. I just wish KK Cheung can show us some of his hot stuff during that period, maybe he will be popular at then...

Encounters of the Spooky Kind 鬼打鬼

 Released Year: 1980

Directed by 洪金寶 Sammo Hung

Casted by:

 洪金宝 Sammo Hung as 张大胆 Bold Cheung
钟发 Zhong Fa as 许真人 Priest Tsui
陈龙 Chen Long as 钱真人 Priest Chin Hoi
林正英 Zhen Ying Lin as 捕快 Inspector

 Story:

The film starts with Bold Cheung having a nightmare about ghosts.

Bold Cheung is challenged to spend the night in an abandoned house where he must peel an apple in front of a mirror. If he breaks the skin then something bad will happen. Upholding his mantle as the boldest he accepts. However, that night whilst peeling the apple his friends trick him. Whilst scolding his friend for the prank a real ghost appears and snatches Cheung's friend away. The ghost reaches for Cheung but he cuts its hand off and then quickly shattering the mirror, causing the house to collapse.

The next day Cheung overhears a story about a promiscuous wife from a sweet tofu seller (Who admits that something similar happen to him and his wife); he goes to his home to check on his wife and finds two peeping toms outside his door. He scolds them, causing his wife and employer, Master Tam, to hear. Tam escapes but leaves his shoe which Cheung finds and confronts his wife with. His wife pulls a tantrum and makes Cheung feel guilty.

Master Tam is worried Cheung will find out about the affair so he hires a witch, Chin Hoi, to get rid of him. When Chin mentions this to his partner Priest Tsui, Tsui gets angry. Cheung is tricked into spending the night in a temple, but he encounters Tsui who tells him that he must sleep on the roof. Cheung does so. A coffin in the temple opens and a zombie begins looking for him but he is safe. Chin gives up when he cannot find Cheung (he is controlling the zombie) just as Cheung falls down. Chin and the zombie look for Cheung again. He hides under the coffin but is found, the two fight and Cheung kicks the zombie back into the coffin and seals the lid.

Cheung is tricked into spending another night in the temple. Again he meets Tsui who tells him to collect fifty chicken eggs to throw into the coffin. If he runs out of eggs he must throw dog's blood over the zombie. However, the egg seller puts in ten duck eggs. That night Cheung throws in eggs when the coffin begins to open and it works. However when he throws a duck egg inside, the zombie escapes so Cheung throws the dog's blood onto it which sends Chin flying into Tam's roof severing his control of the zombie.

Cheung goes back to town but an Inspector arrests him for murdering his wife even though it is a set-up. Cheung is thrown in prison but escapes by pretending to be sick, he beats up the guards and runs into a forest where he trips over a coffin exposing the corpse within. As Cheung sleeps it comes to life and begins chasing him. Whilst on the run from the corpse Cheung bumps into the Inspector and his men. The zombie collapses onto the Inspector giving Cheung time to escape.

Cheung meets up with Tsui who wants to take Cheung as his disciple. As they stop to eat, the Inspector shows up and sends his men after Cheung. Chin is also there and manipulates Cheung's right arm to beat up the people around him and himself however Tsui stops him in a sword fight and Chin escapes. To help Cheung, Tsui uses his magic to manipulate the Inspector's men to fight the Inspector whilst he and Cheung escape. That night Chin sends a vampire after Tsui and Cheung but they defeat it. Tsui draws markings on Cheung's body to protect him from Chin's magic. They go to Tam's house to challenge Chin. Both sorcerers use magic to instill spirits into their disciples. Cheung is possessed by a monkey god. The two possessed apprentices fight with Cheung winning. Chin then possesses Master Tam with the spirit of the sword god but Cheung kills him. Then the two sorcerers unleash their magic on each other. Just as it looks like Chin will win Cheung cuts the legs off his altar which causes Chin to lose balance giving Tsui a chance to hit him with magical fire, Chin is set ablaze and falls off his altar to burn to death. However, Tsui is badly hurt by Chin's magic and he too falls off his altar dead. Cheung's wife steps forward in all the madness and tries to convince Cheung that Tam was about to rape her. However, Cheung is not deceived and he punches her over and over again, then throws her.

L² Scored: 5/10

L² Comment:

Sammo's fat ass make me puke in the movie, lol. Well, the storyline is simple and nice, just a bet of game of Sammo being tricked into a place while the rest trying to kill him a vampire. Its kinda of an old movie, but very nice to watch at...

Red & Black 鬼幹部

 Released Year: 1991

Directed by 金杨桦 Jin Yang Hua

Casted by:

梁家辉 Tony Leong as 梁国栋 Dong

林正英 ZhenYing Lin as 林刚 Gang

王祖贤 Joey Wong as 雷珊 Shan

 Story:

Gang was adopted by Dong's family and Dong was not happy about it since young. A 5000 years old blood devil gone into the body of a revolution master and did bad things. Dong was aggressive on the revolution until he can sacrifice his own parents and put them in shame at public.

Shan is the daughter of the revolutionary Master, and she has fall in love with Dong while Gang has some feeling for her. But when the blood devils rules, Gang and Dong accept each other and fight with the blood devils together with Shan.

  L² Scored: 1/10

L² Comment:

The movie poster totally not match with the storyline at all. The whole movie is just as bored and helpless like a torch light running out of battery in the dark!!!

Encounter of the spooky kind 2 鬼咬鬼

 Released Year: 1990

Directed by 劉觀偉 Guan Wei Liu

Casted by:

洪金寶Sammo Hung as 肥寶 Bao
林正英 Lin ZhenYing as 九叔 Jiu
孟海 Meng Hai as 小海 Hai
龔慈恩 Mini Kung as 朱女 Choo
王文君 Wang Wen Jun as 小紅 Hong

 Story:

Bao dream that he and Choo ran away from Choo's father but in the end they were attacked by the vampire. In reality, Bao and Hai is the apprentice for Jiu. Choo's father reluctant to let her to be marry to Bao & Bao is facing his main rival Mr Shi for getting Choo's love.

One night, Bao met a female ghost Hong and Jiu try to vanish the ghost. But later on they found that Hong is a good ghost who came back to serve her blind mother. When they are trying to help, Bao spirit was capture by Mr Shi's sifu and put it in a pig. Luckily in the end Jiu managed to defeat Mr Shi's sifu and get back Bao's spirit back with the help of Hai & Hong. 

L² Scored: 4.5/10

L² Comment:

A normal movie of horror + action which is very familiar for the audience at that period. The most shocking part is when i see Sammo Hung's big fat naked ass, lol~ the rest of the storyline and others are just so so...

Hocus Pocus 人吓鬼

Released Year: 1984

Directed by 钱月笙 Chin Yue Sheng

Casted by:

林正英 Lin Zheng Ying as 声叔 Sheng

董玮 Stephen Dung as 阿贵 Gui
陈龙 Chen Lung as 阿标 Biao
刘秋生 Liu Chiu Sheng as 阿光 Guang
罗浩楷 Luo Hao Qie as 阿佳 Jia
钱月笙 Chin Yue Sheng as 潮州鬼 The ghost

Story:

Sheng is the head of a Chinese Opera group, he leads Gui, Biao & Guang to join in a village performance of Jia. They couldn't handle Jia who is very arrogant. On a night, they accidentally get a ghost and the ghost make some trick on Jia. Sheng and his team try to conquer the ghost by acting the "Bao Gong" show, and they finally got the ghost agreement to settle down the trick if they burried his bones properly.

But they got the wrong bones and Gui even mess it up. The bones actually belongs to an evil ghost who later comes and killed a lot of audience. Sheng and team has to come up with the "Zhong Kui" show to catch the ghost this time. 

L² Scored: 7.5/10

L² Comment:

A very old show, and its quite good with all the chinese opera action. The ghost part is still ok, especially the director Chin Yue Sheng acted it by himself. Not bad the storyline but it will be better if the horror part can be exaggerate more...