Showing posts with label 元彪 Biao. Show all posts
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Saturday, February 1, 2014

The Millionaires' Express 富貴列車

 Released Year: 1986
Directed by 洪金寶 Sammo Hung

Casted by:
 洪金寶 Sammo Hung as 程放天 Tin
元彪 Yuen Biao as 曹卓坚 Kin
郑文雅 Olivia Cheng as Hon
曾志伟 Eric Tsang as Jook Bo
吴耀汉 Richard Ng as 汉 Han
沈殿霞 Lydia Shum as 汉妻 Han's Wife
钟镇涛 Kenny Bee as Fook Loi
 Story:
 Ching Fong-Tin goes to Russia to steal goods from the Russian soldiers. Unfortunately he is caught and the soldiers make him strip his clothes down to his underwear. They force him to wear a brassiere and the head of a mop as a wig, and he is made to dance for their amusement. However, he makes his escape, grabbing his grenades as he goes, and throws one into the cabin. Fook Loi catches Ching and lectures him about his crimes. Ching tries to escape, but in the scuffle, he and Fook end up rolling into a snowball. In the final moments after they both got out of the snowball, Fook tries to look for Ching and is taken by surprise when he jumps down from a tree, grabs his clothes and rushes off back to his hometown.

Bandits dressed in police uniforms set fire to a large building. Tsao Cheuk Kin and his fire team race to the scene and save a fat lady and a blind woman. While the fire rages, the bandits rob the town bank, but the manager manages to alert the townfolk before they can escape and two of the bandits are jailed. With the loss of money stolen by the bandits, Mayor Yi gives a negative speech. In contrast, Tsao encourages the townfolk and he is given the job of mayor and head of the town's security.

Ching and his assistant move from a hotel to his home town, arriving with a car full of women. Ching's ambition is to get money into the town, so his hotel is cleaned up and redressed. A train is due to pass, carrying numerous passengers, including some criminals and some Japanese tourists. In order to bring custom to his hotel, Ching hatches a plan to force the train to stop at the town. He heads towards the railway station on his motorcycle and sidecar, but is chased away by Tsao riding on horseback. Ching swings a tree branch, which knocks Tsao from his horse. Ching takes the horse and rides the rest of the way. As he prepares the dynamite, Ching is discovered, and ends up fighting with Tsao. After winning, Ching continues to wait for the train.

As the train travels through the country, passenger Han sneaks back and forth on roof of the train between his fat wife and his beautiful mistress. The bandits from the town try to board the train. The first bandit, with his body covered in magnets inadvertenly gets stuck to the train, whilst the second second bandit using the rope to climb aboard. However, instead of lassooing the train, his rope catches Han, who is forced to hang on for dear life, whilst the bandit runs alongside the train. The remaining bandits struggle with a cart, but finally manage to get on board. When the train reaches the station, Ching blows the dynamite, derailing the train.

As Ching had planned, the passengers spend time in his home town awaiting the train's repair. In the hotel, the criminals devise a plan to get into the room housing Han's mistress, posing as Japanese tourists. Unfortunately they don't don't know the language, and are forced to hide when the train captain and his mistress enter the room. After the train captain goes into the bathroom, the bad guys try to sneak out quietly, but soon have to hide again. Han climbs down the hotel roof, inadvertently scaring the train captain's mistress. The commotion alerts his wife, who accuses him of cheating. To explain the situation, he claims that he is actually an agent spying on the Japanese, and the bad guys use this excuse to come out of hiding.

when Ching asks Chi to distract Tsao she comes with all sorts of things most of them saying that she loves him. Tsao then tells Chi that he's busy and can't dream with her and leaves. Chi captures up with him and asks him not to go and Tsao swings his hat to the side and takes Chi into his hands and starts snogging her. Tsao then says something that makes Chi want to kiss him more.When Chi wants to kiss him more he signals his helpers to take his place and unfortunately Chi opens her eyes and runs away.

Fook Loi returns from Russia and uses Tsao to capture Ching and put him into jail. At night, Siu-Hon and her group of ladies free Ching and allow him to make up his mind. The rest of the bad guys arrive on horseback, storming the town and capturing the Japanese tourists.

After Ching makes up his mind, he comes back to his hometown and free the bandits, plus Fook, Tsao and Siu-Hon. He decides to turf the bad guys out of town, beginning by using a chaingun, and later using martial arts. A huge fight breaks out, until the bad guys are dealt with and Ching and Tsao finally take back the map from the Japanese.
 L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment
With the help of a lot of superstar, Sammo Hung film this action comedy film easily. But still the action and building up the small village is not an easy job i believe. The whole movie came in a nice pace and not a single one of the scene is bored. The only flaw might be the length of the movie is not long enough...

Friday, November 16, 2012

Tachi II 太极2英雄崛起

 Released Year: 2012
Directed by 冯德伦 Stephen Fung

Casted by:
袁曉超 Yuen Xiao Chao as 楊露禪 Chan     
楊穎 Angelababy as 陳玉娘 Jade     
梁家輝 Tony Leong as 陳長興 Xin     
元彪 Yuen Biao as 李乾坤 Kun     
彭于晏 Eddie Phang as 方子敬 Jing     
馮紹峰 William Feng as 陳栽秧 Yang     
 Story:
Jing went back to the British company and found Yang to help. Yang is the son of Xin and the elder brother of Jade. Since young Yang never likes to train his martial arts like his siblings but only interested in doing machine just like Jing. Yang was never preferred by Xin because of this.

Yang came back and tried to deny Chan as their family member by informing the rest of the villagers regarding the history of their Tenth Master. But in the end Yang's tricked exposed and he was force to leave with his wife. The East India company discovered that Chan is actually from the previously Tian Li associates and they used this to destroy the Tan village. In the fight, Yang and Xin forgive each other while Chan and Jade ran together to Beijing to ask for help.

But in Beijing, they were stop by Kun. Kun is the final rival of Xin, Kun discovered Chan is the apprentice of Xin and do his best to fight against him. In a fight, Chan finally discovered the martial of Chan and named it as TaiChi...
   L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
The second movie is not as good as the first one, especially the comedy part. We all knows that Stephen Fung try very hard to direct a good film, but as a new director, he has to do something special out of it. The first movie did it, but the second one just only average, the only surprise is at Daniel Wu & Patrick Tse part. I hope the 3rd movie of Taichi will get better...

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Encounters of the Spooky Kind 鬼打鬼

 Released Year: 1980
Directed by 洪金寶 Sammo Hung

Casted by:
 洪金宝 Sammo Hung as 张大胆 Bold Cheung
钟发 Zhong Fa as 许真人 Priest Tsui
陈龙 Chen Long as 钱真人 Priest Chin Hoi
林正英 Zhen Ying Lin as 捕快 Inspector
 Story:
The film starts with Bold Cheung having a nightmare about ghosts.

Bold Cheung is challenged to spend the night in an abandoned house where he must peel an apple in front of a mirror. If he breaks the skin then something bad will happen. Upholding his mantle as the boldest he accepts. However, that night whilst peeling the apple his friends trick him. Whilst scolding his friend for the prank a real ghost appears and snatches Cheung's friend away. The ghost reaches for Cheung but he cuts its hand off and then quickly shattering the mirror, causing the house to collapse.

The next day Cheung overhears a story about a promiscuous wife from a sweet tofu seller (Who admits that something similar happen to him and his wife); he goes to his home to check on his wife and finds two peeping toms outside his door. He scolds them, causing his wife and employer, Master Tam, to hear. Tam escapes but leaves his shoe which Cheung finds and confronts his wife with. His wife pulls a tantrum and makes Cheung feel guilty.

Master Tam is worried Cheung will find out about the affair so he hires a witch, Chin Hoi, to get rid of him. When Chin mentions this to his partner Priest Tsui, Tsui gets angry. Cheung is tricked into spending the night in a temple, but he encounters Tsui who tells him that he must sleep on the roof. Cheung does so. A coffin in the temple opens and a zombie begins looking for him but he is safe. Chin gives up when he cannot find Cheung (he is controlling the zombie) just as Cheung falls down. Chin and the zombie look for Cheung again. He hides under the coffin but is found, the two fight and Cheung kicks the zombie back into the coffin and seals the lid.

Cheung is tricked into spending another night in the temple. Again he meets Tsui who tells him to collect fifty chicken eggs to throw into the coffin. If he runs out of eggs he must throw dog's blood over the zombie. However, the egg seller puts in ten duck eggs. That night Cheung throws in eggs when the coffin begins to open and it works. However when he throws a duck egg inside, the zombie escapes so Cheung throws the dog's blood onto it which sends Chin flying into Tam's roof severing his control of the zombie.

Cheung goes back to town but an Inspector arrests him for murdering his wife even though it is a set-up. Cheung is thrown in prison but escapes by pretending to be sick, he beats up the guards and runs into a forest where he trips over a coffin exposing the corpse within. As Cheung sleeps it comes to life and begins chasing him. Whilst on the run from the corpse Cheung bumps into the Inspector and his men. The zombie collapses onto the Inspector giving Cheung time to escape.

Cheung meets up with Tsui who wants to take Cheung as his disciple. As they stop to eat, the Inspector shows up and sends his men after Cheung. Chin is also there and manipulates Cheung's right arm to beat up the people around him and himself however Tsui stops him in a sword fight and Chin escapes. To help Cheung, Tsui uses his magic to manipulate the Inspector's men to fight the Inspector whilst he and Cheung escape. That night Chin sends a vampire after Tsui and Cheung but they defeat it. Tsui draws markings on Cheung's body to protect him from Chin's magic. They go to Tam's house to challenge Chin. Both sorcerers use magic to instill spirits into their disciples. Cheung is possessed by a monkey god. The two possessed apprentices fight with Cheung winning. Chin then possesses Master Tam with the spirit of the sword god but Cheung kills him. Then the two sorcerers unleash their magic on each other. Just as it looks like Chin will win Cheung cuts the legs off his altar which causes Chin to lose balance giving Tsui a chance to hit him with magical fire, Chin is set ablaze and falls off his altar to burn to death. However, Tsui is badly hurt by Chin's magic and he too falls off his altar dead. Cheung's wife steps forward in all the madness and tries to convince Cheung that Tam was about to rape her. However, Cheung is not deceived and he punches her over and over again, then throws her.
L² Scored: 5/10

L² Comment:
Sammo's fat ass make me puke in the movie, lol. Well, the storyline is simple and nice, just a bet of game of Sammo being tricked into a place while the rest trying to kill him a vampire. Its kinda of an old movie, but very nice to watch at...

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

My Kingdom 大武生

Released Year: 2011
Directed by 高曉松 Gao Xiao Song

Casted by:
吳尊 Wu Chun as 關一龍 Long
韓庚 Hankyung as 孟二奎 Gui
徐熙媛 Barbie Hsu as 席木蘭 Lan
劉謙 Liu Qian as 盧局長 Officer Lu
于榮光 Yu Rong Guang as 岳江天 Tian
元彪 Yuan Biao as 余勝英 Ying
伊能靜 Annie Yi as 馮姨太 Mrs Feng
Story:
Ying rescued Gui from being kill and Gui become his apprentice together with Long. Ying was also crowned as the best actor in the chinese opera. But Ying face a challenged from Tian, Ying loss and forced to leave the chinese opera. 20 years later, Long and Gui has learned enough and went to Shanghai to defeat Tian.

Tian is still the best actor in the chinese opera and decided to marry his apprentice Lan. Long and Gui challenge Tian and Tian loss on the stage in front of the audience. Tian cannot accept the humiliation and suicide on the stage. Long and Gui become the best actor in Shanghai and they live in a fancy world. Long even get to tackle Mrs Feng who is the wife of a gangster.

Gui decided to left the chinese opera team and make his revenge, he has assassinate 3 sons of his rival and left one who he didn't found. Once when Long is having affair with Mrs Feng, he was almost caught but Lan safe him. By killing the 4th son, Long save Gui from getting into trouble and found out he was the son of the 4th dead guy. Gui came to fight with Long and defeated Long by breaking his leg. Gui fall in love with Lan and have sex with her after a fight. But actually all this is plan by Lan to take revenge for Tian. Gui fell into the trap and was poison to be mute.

Lan left, Gui found Long and both of them decided to go back to Beijing and start their life again.
L² Scored: 6.5/10

L² Comment:
To be honest, the storyline is kinda so so. But the martial arts and the fighting scene is great. Yuan Biao just appeared in a few scene but its enough to show off his great martial arts to us :) Comparing Wuchun and Hankyung, Wuchun seems to be a bit sissy when comes to action. No offense, but Hankyung can move better than him and seems to be more manly than this pretty boy Wuchun.

Overall the movie is still ok, the costume and action is good. As for Barbie, she's not bad too in this movie, but she definitely needs more hard work in acting if she wanted to win some awards in this field.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Sword Stained with Royal Blood 新碧血劍

Released Year: 1993
Directed by 张海靖 Hai-Jing Zhang

Casted by:
元彪 Yuan Biao as 袁承志 Zhi
张敏 Sharla Cheung as 阿九 Jiu
李修贤 Danny Lee as 夏雪宜 Xue
袁咏仪 Anita Yuen as 何铁手 Tie
吴孟达 Man Tat Ng as 归辛树 Mr Gui
李美凤 Elizabeth Lee as 温仪 Yi
徐锦江 Elvis Tsui as 温堡主 Wen
叶全真 Quan Zheng Yi as 夏青青 Qing
马海伦 Helen Ma as 归二娘 Mrs Gui    
Story:
Jiu is the naughty princess who came to the martial's world being guided by Mr Gui, her master. But Mr Gui has to take care of the mental disorder Mrs Gui, therefore he has not take good care of Jiu. Jiu then met Zhi who treated her as a thieve. Zhi brought Jiu along to the Wen's house for a martial competition between Xue and the Wen's family.

Along the journey, they met Xue who is a good hearted warrior and also Tie who is the leader of the "5 poisonous society". Tie hide her real identity and follow them on the journey after she knows that Zhi accidentally suck all the poison blood of the precious snake of Tie. When they reach the Wen's place, Jiu saw that Xue is actually meeting up Yi, who is the Wen's wife.

During the fight, all the Wen's family request Wen to kill Yi but he rejected. Wen get injured and become insane. Zhi also met his beloved Qing. Later on they discover Wen fake himself and Xue together with Yi was killed. In the end, Zhi defeated Wen.
L² Scored: 3/10

L² Comment:
Sorry to say that, this should be the worst kam yung movie ever!!! The storyline has been twisted so much from the original and yet the movie is not even nice. Though Sharla carry much more comedy side in this film, but i think its sucks.

Yuck, too much Sharla Cheung's movie make me wanna puke now :(

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Deadly Melody 六指琴魔

Released Year: 1994
Directed by 吴勉勤 Yi-Qin Wu

Casted by:
林青霞 Bridget Lin as 黄雪梅 Mei
元彪 Yuan Biao as 吕麟 Lin
刘嘉玲 Carina Lau as 谭月华 Yue
午马 Wu Ma as 烈火 Huo
林威 Lin Wei as 鬼圣 Ghost
徐锦江 Elvis Tsui as 东方白 Bai
郑爽 Zheng Shuang as 赫青花 Hua
Story:
Mei & Lin is brother and sister, but during a fight of the Tian Mo Qin, their parents get killed and two of them were separated. When they grow up, Mei is in the devil line while Lin is working with his father who adopted him.

Mei wanna killed all those evil people who slash her parents. She dress up as a man and went to Lin's freight shop to ask them to send the Tian Mo Qin to Bai. Huo, Ghost & Hua all intends to steal the Tian Mo Qin so that it can help them to increase their power. Huo even send Yue to steal the Tian Mo Qin from Lin. But Yue has fell in love with Lin after being save several times by Lin.

Later on Mei realize Lin is her brother after seeing his birthmark on his shoulder, Lin also been clarified by his master about this. Both of them fight together to take revenge for their parents. Finally Huo, Ghost and Hua are vanished by them. But Lin feels that Mei is too evil and Mei feels that she can't live with this brother who is too soft-hearted, therefore both of them separated.
L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
I always love Bridget Lin, especially when she dress up as a man, she looks so stunning isn't she? But this movie she does not have too much scene if compare to Yuan Biao. Carina Lau looks so young and cute in this movie as well~ this is a real classic for me :)

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Rob-B-Hood 寶貝計劃

Released Year: 2006
Directed by 陳木勝 Benny Chan

Casted by:
成龍 Jackie Chan as 人字拖 Tuo
古天樂 Louis Koo as 百達通 Tong
Matthew Medvedev as Matthew (Baby)
許冠文 Michael Hui as 包租公 Bao
高圓圓 Yuan-Yuan Gao as Melody
蔡卓妍 Charlene Choi as 白燕 Yen
杜麗莎 Teresa Carpio as 包租婆 BAo's Wife
元彪 YuanBiao as 莫史迪 Mok
Story:
3 thief partners, Bao the driver who is the sifu for both Tuo & Tong. Bao has to take care of his wife who is mentally ill after their son passed away. And Bao's eyesight is getting bad, he hopes that he can save more money for the rest of their life. But one day, a thief broke in and stole all his money away.

Tuo is a gambler, he used all the money to gamble and cause his family to be ashame when the shark loan came for the money. Tong is a playboy who left his wife Yen aside when she's pregnant, and fool around with other woman. Soon three of them gather again to look for money again.

Calvin and Min's son has been order to be kidnap, little Matthew. It is because Min's ex boyfriend Max went crazy and try to steal the child away, but accidentally fell down and die. Max's rich father gave the order to the tree gang to get Matthew. On their journey, car crash and Bao was arrested by police. When Bao discover how valuable Matthew is in the jail, he call Tuo and Tong to take care of the baby first before he go out from the jail.

Tuo and Tong, both man face a lots of problem when taking care of the baby. They even went for classes. Tuo met Melody, a kind hearted nurse and both of them fall in love. But the chase of Max's father continue. When Bao is out of jail, they were forced to send the baby back. But Max's father later realize the baby does not belongs to Max and try to kill him and freeze him. Tuo and Tong fight their way to save the baby.

Luckily the baby can be save in the hospital and three of them were put in jail. Things turn out to be great when they are in jail.
L² Scored: 8/10

L² Comment:
Jackie Chan's movie always full of action and comedy, a movie that will never fail us from laughing and getting excited. Well, a combination of Jackie + Louis + Michael is a brand new team~ hopefully they will get more chance to work together...

And Baby Matthew is so damn cute and adorable... wonder how he will looks like when he grow up...

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Just Another Pandora's Box 越光寶盒

Released Year: 2010
Directed by 劉鎮偉 Jeffrey Lau

Casted by:
鄭中基 Ronald Cheng as 清一色 Qing
孫儷 Betty Sun as 玫瑰仙子 Rose
梁詠琪 Gigi Leung as Princess

Story:
Qing set a trap and accidentally capture the goddess Rose. Rose was carrying a sword which will only be used by the guy who she will be in love with. The sword was pulled open by a god, but Rose mistaken that Qing is the one. both of them running up and down until they met the Cow evil with the pandora's box. Qing used it to escaped and went back to the San Guo Century.

Qing met his dream girl princess at that century, but the Princess was actually Rose who used magic to transform herself. During wars, they fight with the opponent in the ship. Qing later on discovered that the Princess is Rose and went for her rescue when Rose is stucked on the burning ship. Rose requested Qing to admit on his feeling but Qing rejected.

Time change again, they were back to their current time and they were in another fight of the cow evil's wifes. After they settled everything, Qing finally admit his feeling for Rose and they live happily ever after.

L² Scored: -10/10

L² Comment:
The worst movie in the century !!! Time wasting, i don't even know why i'm at the cinema watching this. SUCKS !!! Money wasting, i dont even wanna buy the pirated DVD