Showing posts with label Piranha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piranha. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Piranha 3DD

 Released Year: 2012
Directed by John Gulager

Casted by:
    Danielle Panabaker as Maddy
    Matt Bush as Barry
    Chris Zylka as Kyle
    David Hasselhoff as Himself
 Story:
  A year after the attack on Lake Victoria by prehistoric piranhas, an eradication campaign has left the lake uninhabitable by life, and the town itself has been largely abandoned as a result of the drying-up of their main revenue source, tourism.

At a nearby lake, Clayton and Mo, two farmers, walk into the water to recover the body of a dead cow. Piranha eggs laid inside the cow hatch, and the farmers are killed by the swarm.

Maddy, a marine biology student, returns home for the summer to the waterpark she co-owns. She finds to her horror that the other co-owner, her step-father Chet, plans to add an adult-themed section to the waterpark with 'water-certified strippers', and re-open it as "Big Wet." At a party at the waterpark that night, Maddy encounters several old acquaintances, including her policeman ex-boyfriend Kyle, and Barry who has secretly had a crush on her since grade-school. She also runs into two of her close friends, Ashley, and Shelby.

Shelby and her boyfriend Josh go skinny-dipping in the lake, where a piranha makes its way inside her vagina. Meanwhile, Ashley and her boyfriend Travis make love in their van. They accidentally trip the handbrake, causing the van to roll into the lake, where they are both devoured.

The next day, Maddy is consoling Shelby about their missing friends. While sitting on a jetty, they are both attacked by the swarm of piranhas. They manage to kill one, and Maddy, Kyle and Barry bring it to Mr. Goodman to examine. He informs them that the piranhas may be moving via sewage pipes and underground rivers between lakes. The trio return to the lake, where they establish that the piranhas cannot make their way into the outflow pipes connecting the lake and the waterpark.

While Shelby and Josh are having sex, the piranha in Shelby's vagina bites Josh's penis, forcing him to chop the organ off with a knife. Both are hospitalized. Kyle is revealed to be corrupt and taking pay-offs from Chet, who is secretly pumping water from an underground river into the waterpark.

"Big Wet" opens the next day. Among the first guests are Deputy Fallon, who survived his previous ordeal with the piranhas but lost his legs, and former cameraman Andrew Cunningham. While the duo attempts to overcome their fear of the water after they were attacked a year ago, David Hasselhoff also makes an appearance as a celebrity lifeguard.

Discovering the connection between the park and the underground river, Maddy attempts to shut the waterpark down, but is stopped by Chet and Kyle. The piranhas make their way to the area and attack, killing many of the lifeguards and waterpark-goers. Deputy Fallon attaches a shotgun prosthesis to his legs in order to save the visitors, while Hasselhoff, after rescuing a small boy named David, becomes pleased that he has finally become a real lifeguard. In the chaos, Chet is decapitated by a low-hanging cable after attempting to drive away and escape.

Barry begins to drain the pools; however Maddy, who is rescuing people from the water, becomes caught in the suction and dragged down to the bottom of the pool. After Kyle refuses to save her, Barry, despite being unable to swim, leaps down and brings her to the surface, where they kiss.

Another employee, Big Dave, pours gasoline into the pipes, followed by a lit joint. The resulting explosion kills most of the piranhas, while Kyle is killed by a falling trident. The celebrations are cut short however, when Maddy takes a phone call from a horrified Mr. Goodman, who informs them that the piranhas are evolving and are now able to move on land. The film ends as one such piranha emerges from the pool and decapitates David while recording it takes pictures of David's body.

In a post-credits scene, Hasselhoff is running on a beach holding a trident, which is an advertisement for a movie, "Fishhunter."
 L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment:
This is a sequel of the previous piranha movie in 2010. This is not as good as the first movie. Comedy part, yes; but horror part, nope. This is all about sexy girl with big boobs showing off their tits~ I was hoping to see more piranha attack, but kinda disappointed. But Matt Bush, Chris Zylka & Jean-Luc Bilodeau are totally hot :) Especially Jean's butt is so yummy~ :)

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Piranha 3D

Released Year: 2010
Directed by Alexandre Aja

Casted by:
Elisabeth Shue as Sheriff Julie Forester
Adam Scott as Novak Radzinsky
Steven R. McQueen as Jake Forester
Ving Rhames as Deputy Fallon
Jerry O'Connell as Derrick Jones
Jessica Szohr as Kelly Driscoll
Kelly Brook as Danni
Riley Steele as Crystal
Story:
Fisherman Matthew Boyd is fishing in Lake Victoria, AZ when a small earthquake hits, splitting the lake floor and causing a whirlpool. Boyd falls in and is ripped apart by a school of piranhas that emerge from the chasm and ascend the vortex. Jake is admiring attractive tourists as Spring Break begins. He reunites with his old crush, Kelly and meets Derrick Jones an eccentric pornographer, as well as Danni, one of his actresses. Derrick convinces Jake to show him good spots on the beach for filming a pornographic movie.

That night, Jake's mother, Sheriff Julie Forester, searches for the missing Matthew Boyd with Deputy Fallon, who has found Boyd's boat. They find his mutilated body and contemplate closing the beach down. The next morning, a lone cliff diver is attacked and consumed by the marauding fish. Jake bribes his sister and brother, Laura and Zane, to stay home alone so that he can show Derrick around the beach. After Jake leaves, Zane drafts Laura to go fishing on a small sandbar island. They forget to tie the boat down and are stranded in the middle of the lake. Meanwhile, Jake goes to meet with Derrick and runs into Kelly, who invites herself onto Derrick’s boat, The Barracuda. Jake meets Crystal, another of Derrick’s actresses, and cameraman Drew. They film an underwater love scene between Danni and Crystal before partying.

Julie takes a team of seismologist divers — Novak, Sam, and Paula — to the fissure. Novak speculates that the rift leads to a buried prehistoric lake. Paula and Sam scuba dive to the bottom and they find the entrance so Sam goes first. There he discovers a large cavern filled with large egg stalks. While down there he's bitten by something and then he finds himself surrounded by thousands of piranha. Paula hears him screaming for help and she tries to help him. As she watches him being ripped to pieces by the piranha, she gets attacked as well, before she can escape and alert the others. Novak dives in to save them but he's too late. Novak and Julie then pull Paula's corpse onto the boat, capturing a lone piranha, which they take to Mr. Goodman, a marine biologist. He explains that the piranhas are a prehistoric species, long believed to be extinct, and must had been trapped underground for over two million years. At first, they are not convinced that a species of piranha could survive for millions of years, cut off from the surface. Mr. Goodman points out the scars on their piranha specimen, indicating that they have survived through cannibalism. Making them a much tougher species.

Julie, Novak, and Fallon try to evacuate the beach, but their warnings are ignored until the piranhas attack the tourists. Novak boards a jet-ski with a shotgun to help while Fallon ushers people to shore and Julie tries to get swimmers into the police boat. A floating stage set up in the water collapses from the weight of all the panicking guests and the wet T-shirt contest host is killed. Jake spots Laura and Zane on the island, and forces Derrick to rescue them. Derrick gets the boat's propeller stuck and crashes into some rocks, flooding the rooms below deck. Kelly is trapped in in the kitchen while Derrick, Crystal, and Drew are thrown from the boat. Crystal and Drew are devoured while Danni manages to get a partially eaten Derrick back on board. Jake calls Julie for help.

Julie and Novak commandeer a boat and take it to the sinking Barracuda. Fallon stays behind to fight off the piranhas with a shotgun in shallow water. Seizing the motor off a speedboat, he turns it on and shreds much of the swarming school with it, sacrificing himself but giving more swimmers a chance to get out of the water. Julie and Novak reach Jake and attach a rope to his boat. Julie, Danni, Laura, and Zane start crossing the rope but the piranhas latch onto Danni's hair and pull her into the water, devouring her. Laura, Zane, and Julie make it to safety but Jake breaks the rope. Using Derrick's corpse as both distraction and bait, Jake ties the line to himself and goes to save Kelly. He ties Kelly to him and lights a flare after releasing the gas in a pair of stored propane tanks. Novak manages to start the boat after a struggle and speeds away just as the piranhas surround Kelly and Jake. They are dragged to safety and the propane tanks explode, destroying the boat and killing most of the piranhas.

Mr. Goodman calls Julie on the radio, Julie tells him that they killed most of the piranha but she thinks their still more of them out there. Terrified, Goodman tells her that the glands on the piranha they obtained were not mature, meaning that the piranhas they've been fighting are babies. Novak wonders where the parents are. Then a giant adult piranha lunges out of the water, attacks Novak and pulls him into the water, killing him.
L² Scored: 9/10

L² Comment:
Omg~ seriously, this is the most gory and horror film i watch this year !!! Its so different from previous piranha movie. It start with all those sexy young hot body then gory part sneak in without u even noticed :)

Steven R. McQueen is so damn cute

Monday, January 11, 2010

Creatures From The Abyss

Released Year: 1982
Directed by Al Passeri

Casted by:
Clay Rogers as Mike
Sharon Twomey as Margaret
Michael Bon as Bobby
Story:
5 youngter with Mike and Margaret the engaged couple; Julie and Dorothy 2 sister and Bobby the playboy planned to have a trip around the ocean but they accidentally left over the petrol for add-up purpose. While petrol gone, they were lost in the sea and met a strong storm. Luckily the saw a cruise, but is it a good thing? Certainly not.

The cruise is very high tech with all computerized and a ugly-mermaid-like-talking-rubbish-clock hanging on one of the wall. The cruise is totally empty. They make themselves comfortable by making foods and dancing. While Margaret and Julie are frying fish, Julie was shock to see one of the fish move when its on fire. Fire burn but Margaret managed to put it down, they only left with one fish and Dorothy happened to eat it as her dinner. Later on, they tried to exposed on the underground of the cruise and Bobby thought he found some drugs and tasted it. But to their surprise, they found a chemist at there and save him up.

Mike found it quite suspicious and went to the cruise's lab to check on their computer. It seems like this cruise is doing a research on fishes from Abyss. These fishes are more than 1000 years ago, some of then have already extinct. They have ate those polluted food and become mutant. These mutant fish are attracted to sexual activities. While looking through this, one of the fish awake and bit Margaret's neck.

Mike and Bobby vanished the fish and all others which are not awake. Later that night, horny Julie tried to grab her sister boyfriend Bobby, she went into his room to have sex. While having rough sex, Bobby suddenly transform into horrible mutant fish. It seems like the drug that Bobby took earlier is not drug but some of the mutant fishes' left over.

Mike and Margaret heard Julie's shout and ran in for help. But Bobby transform back into human form. Later on, they tried to escape but Dorothy who ate the fish transform and try to attack Mike but failed. Mike get angry and try to blast off the ship with fuel. While Julie who has mutant sperm inside her was ready to give birth to mutant fish.

Feeling horror, the couple gets the chemist and try to escape while the boat blast. But Margaret was bitten earlier on and is about to transform into mutant fish. She was afraid and kill herself. The cruise blast off and Mike is the only one to escape and try to swim away. But final shot was Mike is attack by the mutant in sea as well.
L² Scored: 3.5/10

L² Comment:
Watched this movie becoz i love horror film. But this 1982 production is a bit dumb and silly. And the fish and all other things are kinda fake.