Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Child's Eye 3D 童眼

Released Year: 2010
Directed by 彭发 Oxide Phang & 彭顺 Danny Phang

Casted by:
杨丞琳 Rainie Yang as Rainie
江若琳 Elanne Kwong as Ling
余文乐 Shawn Yue as Lok
林家棟 Godron Lam as Chuen
谷祖琳 Jo Koo as Ghost
徐正曦 Izz Hu as Hei
何浚尉 Rex Ho as Rex
Rainie, Ling, Lok, Ciwi, Hei & Rex went to Thailand for travel, but they met the red shirt gang and were forced to stay in Thailand. They move to a motel nearby to the airport and mysterious things happened.

The motel was own by Chuen who is very secretive. The 6 youngsters found it weird when three kids and one dog always stare at them. According to them, there is a woman ghost following them. The kids also told them that there is a monster living in the motel. On the first day, the 3 guys were sick and disappeared suddenly. The girls try to find them and were lead into a mist.

Rainie was holding the dog and she saw the monster, the monster was a girl combination of human and dog. She quickly hide herself when Chuen appeared. Later Rainie found all her friends in a room and the ghost stated out the reason behind all these hunt.

She was the wife of Chuen and she can't stand the dogs barking and killed all of them. But the dogs' revenge back and cause her to born a human-dog form baby. She tried to killed the baby and Chuen try to stop her and she was dead accidentally.

The ghost wanted to kill Rainie but found her pregnant, later on she realised she has o give up on revenging for her next life and she burn herself to death. Later on Rainie and gang found Chuen poison his own monster child and himself to death.

Peace came back, the 6 teenagers went back to Hong Kong safe and sound.
L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
Although this film has a lots of critics, but i still love it. The way Oxide and Danny directed this film is not bad, just the mix of the human and dog is a bit out of imagination. Love the way Rainie show her fear with her big eyes, cute :)

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The Cannibal Man (La Semana Del Asesino)

Released Year: 1972
Directed by Eloy De La Iglesia

Casted by:
Vicente Parra as Marcos
Eusebio Poncela as Nestor
Emma Cohen as Paula
Marcos is a butcher, he went out with his girlfriend, Paula and try to make out in a taxi. The taxi driver feel annoying and shoo them out of the car. Not feeling enough, the taxi driver scold them and slapped Paula on her face. To protect his girlfriend, Marcos hit the taxi driver with rocks.

Nestor is living on the next tall building and always look at Marcos with binocular. The next day Marcos realize he accidentally killed the taxi driver last night on the newspaper. Paula advise him to surrender himself after they have sex but Marcos reject and killed Paula. After this, Marcos killed another friend and 2 other girls who have sex with him.

Marcos and Nestor is having some friendship bond and Nestor told him that he saw what happened in all the cases. Marcos try to kill Nestor but find himself couldn't do it. In the Marcos just surrender himself.
L² Scored: 2.5/10

L² Comment:
The english title for this film is kinda misunderstanding as Marcos is not eating any of the human flesh but just killing. The showering scene of Marcos and Nester is kinda gay, don't know why they put this in. Well, don't really fancy this film, just find it ok.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader

Released Year: 2010
Directed by Michael Apted

Casted by:
Skandar Keynes as Edmund Pevensie
Georgie Henley as Lucy Pevensie
Ben Barnes as Prince Caspian
Will Poulter as Eustace Scrubb
Simon Pegg as Reepicheep
Liam Neeson as Aslan
The two youngest Pevensie children, Lucy and Edmund, are staying with their odious cousin Eustace Scrubb during the final days of the second World War. With their older brother Peter is studying for his university entrance exams and their older sister Susan is traveling through America with their parents, Edmund and Lucy feel they are being left out. But one day, after Edmund attempted to join the military, he, Lucy, and Eustace are drawn into the Narnian world through a picture of a ship at sea. The three children land in the ocean near the pictured vessel, the titular Dawn Treader, and are taken aboard.

The Dawn Treader is the first ship Narnia has seen in centuries. King Caspian has built it for his voyage to find the seven lords, good men whom his evil uncle Miraz banished when he usurped the throne many years earlier. His Telmarine ancestors had never built ships as they had always feared the sea.Three years have passed since peace has been established in Narnia, and Caspian has undertaken an oath to find the seven lost Lords of Narnia. Lucy and Edmund are delighted to be back in Narnia, but Eustace is less enthusiastic as he is at odds with the talking Mouse Reepicheep, who joined the crew in hopes to see Aslan's Country beyond the seas of the "utter East". Lucy asked if Caspian has found a queen in the three years they have been gone; Caspian smiles sadly and responds, "none like your sister".

They first make landfall in the Lone Islands, nominally Narnian territory but became a heaven for slave trade with Caspian, Lucy, Edmund and Eustace captured as merchandise. While imprisoned, Caspian meets one of the lost lords, Lord Bern, who reveals those not sold are sacrificed to a mysterious green mist he and the others were investigating. Caspian reclaims the Lone Islands and names Bern its duke while given one of the seven swords the lords possess. At the second island they visit, Lucy is abducted by the invisible Duffers who force her to enter their opressor's manor to recite a spell of visibility. Doing so, while ripping a page from the spell book that detailed an enchantment to make her like her sister, Lucy and the others learn the opressor actually cast the spell to protect the Duffers from the evil green mist that comes from Dark Island. To defeat the Dark Island, the crew must locate the other Swords of the Seven Lords and lay them in Aslan's Table on Ramandu's island. But during a storm after leaving the Duffers' island, Lucy nearly becomes victim to the mist's temptation of her lack of self-value as it tortures Caspian and Edmund with their own personal demons.

The group then made a stop at a volcanic island, with Eustace leaving the group to avoid participating in the work and finding a massive treasure that arouses his greed: filling his pockets with gold and jewels and puts on a large golden bracelet from a corpse. Elsewhere, Caspian and the Pevensies find a pool of water which turns everything immersed in it into gold, including Lord Restimar as they obtain his sword while almost tempted by the gold. Soon after as they are about to leave, the group encounters Eustace, now a dragon and the corpse near the treasure is revealed be Lord Octesian. Eventually they reach the Island of the Star, where they find the three remaining lost lords in enchanted sleep. Ramandu's daughter Liliandil tells them that the only way to awaken the three lords is by setting things right and reveals the last lord, Lord Rhoop, is on Dark Island itself.

At Dark Island, the group battle a sea serpent manifestion that it assumed from Edmund's thoughts as the fear crazed Rhoop stabbed Eustace with his sword. Flying out, Eustace is approached by Aslan who turns him back into a boy and sends him to place Rhoop's sword with the others. As Eustace suceeds in getting the seven swords together, Edumnd manages to overcome his own demons as he slays Dark Island's manifestion. Soon after, Caspian heads to the world's end with Reepicheep, Lucy, Edmund, and Eustace, venturing in a small boat through a sea of lilies until they reach a wall of water that extends into the sky. After Caspian decides not to go further out of realizing he needs to look after Narnia, Reepicheep gains Aslan's blessing to see his country, paddling a coracle up the waterfall to be never again seen in Narnia. Aslan then sends the children home, telling them that Edmund and Lucy will not return to Narnia and that they should learn to know him by another name in their own world. However, Eustace, now a much nicer person from his time in Narnia, could return someday.
L² Scored: 8.5/10

L² Comment:
I didn't read any of the novel from the chronicles, but i definitely love this movie :) This round they only left Edmund and Lucy go into the world of Narnia together with their arrogant cousin Eustace; Peter and Susan are too old to go into the fantasy world anymore. Most probably Eustace will be the new main character in Narnia film if they are planning to shoot more.

I kinda like Eustace this boy, his character is so attractive~ everything seems so funny when he's turn into dragon ~ lol... u guys must watch this film.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

#1 Cheerleader Camp

Released Year: 2010
Directed by Mark Quod

Casted by:
Jay Gillespie as Michael
Erica Duke as Sophie
Seth Cassell as Andy
Charlene Tilton as Herself
Diane Jay Gonzalez as Bliss
Maura Murphy as Desire
Harmony Blossom as Britt
Deanna Meske as Mrs Simmons
Michael loss his gymnasium college scholarship, feeling depress, he went to work in a summer camp for the cheerleader squad. He met Andy who is a horny guy and wish to get laid by cheerleaders. Andy showed Michael all his masturbation-tools which make Michael quite uncomfortable.

Michael happened to bump into Sophie, who is the mascot of the cheerleader. But Britt who is a mean girl kick Sophie out of the team. Feeling depressed Sophie decided to leave the summer camp. Micheal saw this and decided to help Sophie out by creating her own cheerleading team. Micheal and Andy went to a strip dance pub and persuade Bliss and Desire to bring along girls to join in. Before Sophie left, she bumped into Michael who is completely naked at the swimming pool. But by mistaken, Sophie thought Michael is gay because another gay boy, Shawn is standing naked right next to Michael.

Michael told Sophie about the plan of forming her own team and she accepted. With hardwork, Sophie train her new team which included the strippers to be as good as they can. But Britt is not letting her get any easy. Britt inform the strip pub boss to hold the girls from attending and she try to seduce Michael and get him back to his hometown with the gymnasium scholarship. In another hand, Andy try to sleep with Bliss but was tied up. In the end, he was fucked by Mrs Simmons and Mrs Simmons' mother.

On the competition, Michael still turn out for the competition and Sophie's team (The Beaver) beat Britt's team (The Cheetah). In the end, Micheal finally defeat his own fear of performing gymnasium again. And he get to make love with Sophie who he is falling for.
L² Scored: 5.5/10

L² Comment:
Well, this is a fun film. What do u expect from a cheerleading movie? Of coz a bunch of young hot girl dancing and cheering around. And definitely you won't miss out a lot of naked scene with big/small booties jumping up and down :)

But this film is a bit confusing. The cheerleaders are mix of here and there, but who cares. The whole movie was ok, nothing too excited like the other cheerleader movie.

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Social Network

Released Year: 2010
Directed by David Fincher

Casted by:
Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg
Andrew Garfield as Eduardo Saverin
Brenda Song as Christy Lee
Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker
Armie Hammer as Cameron Winklevoss/Tyler Winklevoss
Rooney Mara as Erica Albright
Max Minghella as Divya Narendra
In 2003, Harvard University student Mark Zuckerberg has the idea to create a website to rate the attractiveness of female Harvard undergraduates after his girlfriend Erica Albright breaks up with him. Mark hacks into the databases of various residence halls, downloads pictures and names of female students and, in a few hours, using an algorithm for ranking chess players supplied by his best friend Eduardo Saverin, he creates a website called "FaceMash", where male students can iteratively choose which of two girls presented at a time is more attractive.

Mark is punished with six months of academic probation after the traffic to the site brings down parts of Harvard's network, and becomes vilified among most of Harvard's female community. However, the popularity of "FaceMash" and the fact that he created it in one night, while drunk, brings him to the attention of Cameron Winklevoss and Tyler Winklevoss, identical twins and members of Harvard's rowing team, and their business partner Divya Narendra. As a result, he gains a job working for the Winklevoss twins as the programmer of their website, Harvard Connection.

Soon afterwards, Mark approaches his friend Eduardo and tells him of his idea for what he calls "Thefacebook", an online social networking website exclusive to Harvard University students. He explains this would let people share personal and social information securely. Eduardo agrees to help Mark, providing a thousand dollars to help start the site. Once complete, they distribute the link to Eduardo's connections at the Phoenix S-K final club, and it quickly becomes popular throughout the student body. When they learn of Thefacebook, the Winklevoss twins and Narendra believe that Zuckerberg stole their idea while simultaneously stalling on their website. Cameron and Divya want to sue Mark for intellectual property theft, but Tyler convinces them they can settle the matter as "Harvard gentlemen" without resorting to the courts.

At a lecture by Bill Gates, fellow Harvard University student Christy Lee introduces herself and her friend Alice to Eduardo and Mark. She asks that the boys "Facebook us", which impresses both of them. Christy invites them to a bar, where she and Eduardo have sex in the restroom. Mark later runs into his ex-girlfriend, who is not aware of The Facebook's existence because she is not a Harvard University student. Stung by this, Mark decides to expand the site to more schools.

As The Facebook grows in popularity, they expand to other schools in the Northeastern United States, while the Winklevoss twins and Narendra become angrier at seeing "their idea" advance without them. Tyler refuses to sue them, instead accusing Mark of violating the Harvard student Code of Conduct. Through their father's connections they arrange a meeting with Harvard President Larry Summers, who is dismissive and sees no potential value in either a disciplinary action or in Thefacebook website itself.

Through Christy Lee, now Eduardo's girlfriend, Eduardo and Mark arrange a meeting with Napster co-founder Sean Parker. When they meet, Eduardo becomes skeptical of Parker, noting his problematic personal and professional history. Mark, however, is impressed with Parker, since he presented a vision for Facebook similar to his own. Although no deals are reached, Parker suggests that they drop "The" from Thefacebook, to make it simply "Facebook".

Mark moves the company's base of operation to Palo Alto, at Parker's suggestion, while Eduardo remains in New York seeking advertising support, When Eduardo visits from New York, he is angered to find that Parker is living at the house they have rented and is making business decisions for Facebook. After an argument with Mark, Eduardo freezes the company's bank account and returns to New York. Upon returning, Christy takes Eduardo to task about his Facebook profile, which still lists him as "single", and sets fire to a scarf he gave to her as a gift. While Eduardo extinguishes the fire, Mark reveals on the phone that they have secured money from an angel investor through Parker's contacts. As a result of Christy's jealousy, Eduardo ends his relationship with her.

Meanwhile in England, while competing in the Henley Royal Regatta for Harvard, the Winklevoss twins discover that Facebook has expanded to a number of universities there and decide to sue. Eduardo has also discovered that the deal he signed with Parker's investors allows them to dilute his share of the company from thirty-four percent to three hundredths of a percent, while maintaining the ownership percentage of all other parties. He confronts his erstwhile friend Mark and announces his intention to sue him. Later that night, Parker, along with a number of Facebook interns, are arrested for possession of cocaine during a party thrown on the occasion of Facebook's 1 millionth member.

The framing device throughout the film shows Mark testifying in depositions in two lawsuits: one filed by the Winklevoss twins, and the other filed by Eduardo. In the final scene, a junior lawyer for the defense informs Mark they will be settling with Eduardo, since the sordid details of Facebook's founding and Mark's personality will make a jury highly unsympathetic. The film ends with Mark sending a friend request to his former girlfriend Erica on Facebook, and refreshing the page every few seconds waiting for a response.
L² Scored: 8/10

L² Comment:
Well, i never really wanted to watch this movie, but luckily i did :) My lovable Andrew Garfield is in here, and Armie Hammer is definitely hot !!! Armie acted as twins and Josh Pencer as his side-body.

Though this film is based on the Facebook's founders story, but the production team add a lil bit of drama inside to spice up the whole movie, which i think is good enough.

And lastly, Ms Brenda Song is so damn pretty :)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Kill Theory

Released Year: 2009
Directed by Chris Moore

Casted by:
Ryanne Duzich as Amber
Agnes Bruckner as Jennifer
Patrick John Flueger as Michael
Teddy Dunn as Brent
Taryn Manning as Alex
Daniel Franzese as Freddy
Theo Rossi as Carlos
Steffi Wickens as Nicole
7 teenagers went to Brent's mansion for a stay over and later on join by Alex, Brent's stepsister. Amber, Brent's girlfriend try to flirt with Michael (Amber's ex boyfriend). But Michael did not hook up as he already has a girlfriend Jennifer. While Freddy try to tackle Alex.

Night time when everyone is asleep, Nicole suddenly was attack by a killer. This killer has been released from mental institution, he was suspected to cut off the rope and cause his three friends to fall from hill while they are hiking. Though the reason he gave is to prevent himself from falling, but Dr Truftin send him to the mental institution too.

And it was surprise that Dr Truftin is Brent's and Alex's father. The killer demand Nicole to kill her boyfriend, Carlos who is sleeping, or else she will be killed. Nicole struggle and the killer slice her throat. He dump Nicole back in the house on Freddy's bed. Everyone freak off, Carlos wanted to revenge and went for the pistol in car together with Brent. The killer told them that they have to kill one another and there can be only one survivor by the time of 6am.

When Carlos and Brent went out to explore, Carlos was hurt by the animal captured machine. Feeling scare, Brent thought Carlos was dead and ran back into the home. Other friends suspect that Brent killed Carlos, then when Carlos appeared back injured, he told them Brent left him alone without even try to help. Alex suggest she will sneak out to get the car and send everyone out and bring Carlos to hospital. She did it but during the way out, the tyres burst and they were trap. The killer pour gasoline on the car and announce he will burn all of them unless they sacrifice someone. Without thinking, Brent threw Carlos out and Carlos was shot to death on his head. Freak out, all of them running back into the house. Brent was caught by the killer, the killer threaten him to kill all his friends or else he will die.

Brent being selfish and drown his stepsister Alex in the lakeside. He then went back to the house with his pistol. Jennifer can't trust Brent and snatch the pistol, after some fight, Freddy got the pistol. But during a one-to-one talk, Brent managed to stab Freddy by his eyes and killed him. Brent then chase after Michael and Jennifer, trying to kill them. Amber came with a hoe, chop off Brent's hand and smack his head with the hoe.

Amber got one pistol while Jennifer got one. Amber declare that she love Michael and want him back, but in the end Michael chose Jennifer. When Amber not paying attention, Jennifer fired at Amber. Later, they heard someone coming down the basement and Michael shot on the person. Surprisingly, it was Alex who came back, but she was shot to death. Michael feel sad, but Jennifer stab him on his tummy due to the time almost reaching 6am. Just when Jennifer try to run away, the undeath Amber choke Jennifer to death.

Amber rush to Michael's side. But Michael push the knife deep into his tummy and lost his own life. Amber cry and then the killer appear and told Amber that she's the only survivor. The movie ends as the killer give a call to Dr Truftin, to tell him that his own son, Brent has also experience the feeling of killing his own son when it comes to the tough situation.
L² Scored: 7.5/10

L² Comment:
Wow, love this horror movie. Though it may sound similar with a Japanese horror film, but this is not bad. All the gooey and yucky scene is perfect, nothing too fake but enough to freak u out !

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Lions For Lambs

Released Year: 2007
Directed by Robert Redford

Casted by:
Robert Redford as Professor Stephen Malley
Meryl Streep as Janine Roth
Tom Cruise as Senator Jasper Irving
Andrew Garfield as Todd Hayes
Michael Peña as Ernest Rodriguez
Derek Luke as Arian Finch
Peter Berg as Lt. Col. Falco
Two determined students at a West Coast university, Arian and Ernest, at the urging of their idealistic professor, Dr. Malley, attempt to do something important with their lives. They make the bold decision to commission in the army to fight in Afghanistan after graduating from college.

Dr. Malley also attempts to reach talented and privileged, but disaffected, student Todd Hayes who is not at all like Arian and Ernest. He is naturally bright, comes from a privileged background, but has apparently slipped into apathy upon being disillusioned at the present state of affairs. Now he devotes most of his time to extra-curricular activities like his role as president of his fraternity. Malley tests him by offering a choice between a respectable grade of 'B' in the class with no additional work required, or a final opportunity to re-engage with the material of the class and "do something."

Meanwhile, in Washington, D.C., a charismatic Republican presidential hopeful, Senator Jasper Irving, has invited liberal TV journalist Janine Roth to his office to announce a new war strategy in Afghanistan: the use of small units to seize strategic positions in the mountains ("forward operating points") before the Taliban can occupy them. The senator hopes that Roth's positive coverage will help convince the public that the plan is sound.

Roth has her doubts and fears she is being asked to become an instrument of government propaganda. Near the end of the film, she informs her commercially-minded boss of her plans to call out the Senator's new strategy for what she feels is a ploy, but is shot down. Ultimately, Irving's version of the story is run without the critical interaction. It is not clear whether Roth gave in and toed the company line or if she quit her job.

In Afghanistan, a helicopter carrying Arian and Ernest is hit by Taliban soldiers. Ernest falls out and Arian jumps after him. Ernest's leg is badly wounded and he suffers a compound fracture, rendering him immobile as the Taliban arrive. After a drawn-out gunfight, the U.S. soldiers run out of ammunition. Rather than getting captured, Arian helps Ernest stand up, facing the enemies and turning their empty weapons against them, an action which prompts the Taliban to kill them. The unit commanders attempt a rescue of the downed soldiers, sending A-10 Warthogs, but the weather, time and distance interfere.

Hayes is then seen watching television with a friend. A reporter is discussing a singer's private life, while below runs a strip announcing Senator Irving's new military plan for Afghanistan. He suddenly falls quiet, contemplating the choices with which his professor had left him.
L² Scored: 2/10

L² Comment:
Robert Redford + Meryl Streep + Tom Cruise = Good Movie. How true is it? I should say not at all. I don't know how Matthew Michael Carnahan wrote this story, its so disappointing compare to the beginning of this film. When you thought, hmmm~ 3 different situations happened at different places, how interesting. But yawn yawn yawn as the movie going on.

A film is good to make you sleep.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Case 39

Released Year: 2010
Directed by Christian Alvart

Casted by:
Renée Zellweger as Emily Jenkins
Jodelle Ferland as Lillith Sullivan
Ian McShane as Detective Mike Barron
Bradley Cooper as Douglas J. Ames
Callum Keith Rennie as Edward Sullivan
Kerry O'Malley as Margaret Sullivan
Social worker Emily Jenkins is assigned to investigate the family of 10-year-old Lillith Sullivan , as her grades have declined and an emotional rift with her parents has emerged. Emily suspects that the parents have been abusing Lillith, and proposes to her department to take the child away from her parents' custody. Emily's fears are confirmed when Lillith's parents try to kill her by roasting her in the oven at their home. Emily saves Lillith with the help of Detective Mike Barron. Lillith is originally sent to a children's home but she begs Emily to look after her instead. With the agreement of the board, Emily is assigned to take care of Lillith until a suitable foster family comes along. In the meantime, Lillith's parents are placed in a mental institution.

Not too long after Lillith moves in, strange things begin to happen around Emily. Two weeks later another of Jenkins's cases, a boy named Diego, suddenly murders his parents, and Barron informs Emily that somebody phoned Diego from her house the night before the crime. As she is suspected of involvement in the incident, Lillith undergoes a psychiatric evaluation by Emily's best friend, Douglas J. Ames. During the session, however, Lillith turns the evaluation around, asking Douglas what his fears are and subtly threatening him. That night while studying he receives a strange phone call in his apartment, Douglas is panicked by the sight of a mass of hornets coming out of his body and kills himself in his bathroom by snapping his own neck.

Emily gradually becomes fearful of having Lillith in her home, so she heads to the mental asylum for answers from Lillith's parents. They tell her that Lillith is a demon who feeds on feelings, and that they tried to kill her in an attempt to save themselves. Lillith's father tells Emily that the only way to kill Lillith is to get her to sleep. Shortly after Emily leaves the asylum, both parents die in unusual circumstances. Lillith's mother is imaginatively fatally burnt and her father is stabbed in the eye with a fork.

Barron initially thinks Emily should seek psychiatric help, but is later convinced when he receives a strange phone call in his home from Emily's cellphone, which is being used by Lillith. He arms himself at the police precinct to aid Emily in handling Lillith. However, he inadvertently shoots himself in the head with a shotgun when Lillith makes him imagine he is being attacked by dogs. That night, Emily has Lillith drink tea spiked with sedative. While Lillith is asleep, Emily sets fire to her house, hoping to get rid of her. However, the girl escapes unharmed from the burning house.

The police offer to escort Emily and Lillith to a temporary place to sleep. As Emily is following the police cars, she suddenly takes a different route and drives her car at a high speed, hoping to bring fear to Lillith. She then drives the car off a pier. As the car sinks, Emily struggles to lock Lillith (now in the form of her demon self) in the trunk by folding the rear seats against her. Emily then exits the car, but as she swims away, Lillith grabs her leg after punching a hole through the car's left tail light section.

Emily struggles to break free until Lillith finally lets go as the car continues to sink. She climbs back ashore, relieved to be rid of Lillith.
L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
Well, this film has been on shooting since 2006 and a fire burn and destroy the scene set, but luckily no one was hurt. Then the movie completed roughly at somewhere around 2008. However, due to unknown reason, this movie has been delay for quite sometime until it hit the cinema in 2010 Oct.

Of course, being a fans of Renee and Bradley, i love this film to death. But the storyline is kinda predictable. The only scary and a bit of horrify scene is the one when Lilith's parents try to burn her in an oven, the rest will be ok ok only.

Though it receive a lot of negative critics from everywhere, but i think u can try to watch it just for once :)

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Vampire Suck

Released Year: 2010
Directed by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Casted by:
Jenn Proske as Becca Crane
Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen
Christopher N. Riggi as Jacob White
Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane
Ken Jeong as Daro
Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer
Becca Crane moves to Sporks to live with her clueless father, Sheriff Frank, after her mother starts an affair with Tiger Woods. Meanwhile killings have been happening to random people and the number one suspects are the Kardashians. Becca is quickly befriended by many students at her new high school, including Jennifer but she is intrigued by the mysterious and aloof Edward Sullen, who perplexes her during their time in the biology class.

Later, Becca is nearly struck by a van in the school parking lot. Edward inexplicably moves from several feet away and stops the vehicle with a student without any harm to himself or Becca, the student being badly injured. He later refuses to explain this act to Becca and warns her against befriending him. After much research, but reaching the wrong conclusion that he is a Jonas Brother, Edward corrects her saying he's a vampire, though he only consumes animal blood and shows her the shiny bling he wears under his clothes. The pair fall in love but Edward denies having sex with her and instead introduces Becca to his vampire family on her birthday.

While unwrapping a gift, Becca gets a paper cut, causing Edward's family to relapse by her blood's scent and attempt to kill her. Realizing the danger that he and his family pose to Becca, Edward ends their relationship while saving her from the one of the three nomadic vampires who have been killing humans, Jack, knocking his head off with a baseball bat. Edward's departure leaves Becca heartbroken and depressed for months as she discovers that thrill-seeking activities evoke Edward's preserved image. She is also comforted by her deepening friendship with Jacob White, the cheerful childhood friend who eases her pain over losing Edward. But due to his strange puberty, Becca discovers he has become a Chihuahua as his "pack" arrive to maul another of the nomadic vampires.

Edward has moved to Brazil and is now dating Lady Gaga but through a series of miscommunications, Edward believes Becca has killed herself and attempts to provoke the "Zolturi" — a powerful vampire coven capable of killing him — by standing naked in the sunlight at the site of the 'St. Salvatore's day' school prom. Becca rushes to the prom in a Porsche Carrera to save Edward. Upon arrival, she is slowed down during the warring factions of Edward fangirls and Jacob fangirls. She is unable to make it in time as Edward exposes himself, figuratively and literally. However, an eclipse starts and thus concealing Edward's vampire nature as Becca gets him to safety.

However after a fight between him and the Zolturi leader, Daro, Edward is forced to make Becca into a vampire so their lives would be spared. He does so after Becca agrees to marry him if he makes her a vampire and his wife. The movie concludes with Edward taking a blow to the head by the head Jacob fangirl (though surviving the blow), who ends up being attacked by the vampirized Becca.
L² Scored: 5.5/10

L² Comment:
Well, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer never fail to make us laugh~ this is so funny and yet its so based on the Twilight Saga series. Matt Lanter is so damn hot, really gonna watch his 90210. Heard that he's not bad in that series :)