Friday, October 30, 2009

The Onion Movie

Released Year: 2008
Directed by Tom Kuntz & Mike Maguire

Casted by:
Len Cariou as Norm Archer
Steven Seagal as Cockpuncher
Sarah MacElligott as Melissa Cherry
The movie are show in a way of the New York reporting news style. The main news caster anchorman, Norm Archer is the best known news caster in the industry. He works for The Onion News which reported the very first hand of everything. But the management team was using the news session to report the upcoming hits movie "The Cock Puncher" which annoyed Norm very much...

Along the news, there's reporting of Melissa Cherry, the popular female singer; and the advertisement for the gay cruise; terrorism ; save the children by Michael Bolton and so on. Of course there's also the advertisement of Cock Puncher :)

Norm got pissed off for a lot of time and argue with the management. But then the 2 terrorist Ahmed and Ahman came to attack Norm during the news on life. Although sexy Melissa came out for help, but nothing much she can do for help. Luckily the cock puncher was here to punch the 2 terrorists cock :P and save the day.

Later, Norm found out the cock puncher is a real hero and accept the management team to advertise the movie during the news session.

L² Scored: 3/10

L² Comment:
Basically, this movie is similar with the scary movie series. All about insulting and telling the truth about Hollywood and what has been happening in the US. You really have to know alot abt the stuff to understand this movie. But i enjoy very much on this Melissa Cherry imitating Britney Spears.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Disaster Movie

Release Year: 2008
Directed by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Casted by:
Matt Lanter as Will
Vanessa Minnillo as Amy
Gary Johnson as Calvin
Crista Flanagan as Juney & Hannah Montana
Kim Kardashian as Lisa
Nicole Parker as Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson & Enchanted Princess
The movie started with 10,001BC where caveman try to escape from attack of a sabertooth. He crushed on his way through the escape but finally meet up with Amy Winehouse. Winehouse predict that there will be a big disaster day in end of 2008 because of the Golden Skull. Then it was back to Will in 2008, which he has dream about all the above thingy.

Will is afraid to attached with the girl he likes, Amy. But he was throwing his "sweet 16" birthday when he was in the age of 25~ lolz... Then among his friends are Juney the pregnant violence bitch; Calvin the hamsap black guy & Lisa the hotty. Along the way of disaster, they met a lot of crazy things but finally they reach a museum where the Golden Skull has to be place to avoid the disaster from continuing happen.

Finally, the hero and heroin settled the problem. But all their friend has dead. Therefore, Will & Amy get married happily ever after.
L² Scored: 4/10

L² Comment:
Basically, this movie is like other scary movie series. Talk crap about other movies. Seriously, if you didn't see the original movie, you will have no idea at all.

Movies that was attacked in this films are: "Indiana Jones & The Crystal Skull" ; "Night at the Museum" ; "Sex & The City" ; "High School Musical" ; "The Enchanted Princess" ; "Wanted" ; "Beowulf" ; "Armageddon" ; "Jumper" ; "Narnia the Prince Caspian" ; "Iron Man" ; "Batman" ; "Hellboy" ; "Hulk" ; "Step" ; "Alvin & The Chipmunks" ; "Kungfu Panda" ; "The Guru".

While celebrities which were attacked in this film are: Jessica Simpson ; Amy Winehouse ; Spice Girls ; Justin Timberlake ; Hannah Montana ; Michael Jackson.

Monday, October 19, 2009


Release Year: 2009
Directed by Christian Alvart

Casted by:
Ben Foster as Bower
Dennis Quaid as Payton
Antje Traue as Nadia
Cung Le as Manh
Cam Gigandet as Gallo
Human numbers has been increasing tremendously and the earth has loss it capability of supporting all the earthlings... So, human as the intelligent creatures, has successfully found a planet (Tanis) which is similar to Earth. Different races, religions, species are send on the spaceship and send to this new planet. While on the journey, something happened~

People from the spaceship discovered that Earth is gone and destroyed forever. So they goes crazy and started to killed each other on the ship. While for those who are in hibernation, they woke up in pandorum and was shocked to discover that there were some man-eating mutants living in the spaceship with them. Just wake up from their long sleep, Bower the flight enginner and Payton the leutenant explored the spaceship and try to reach the ship-reactor so that the ship can be function again. In the midway, Bower got his help from Nadia and Manh to fight with the mutant and try to restart the reactor.

In the end, they found out Payton is the one who started all these fight on the beginning and the spaceship has landed deep inside the ocean of the Tanis. After a big fight with Payton, Bower and Nadia and together with others 1211 humans eject themselves from the cryo and reach the land of the new planet. Mission Accomplish :)


L² Comment:
Overall its a great movie, a little bit of scary and sudden shock in the movie :) A big twist and turn of the movie which you might not be able to guess... If you're a fans of star-trek or horror film, this is a good one for you.