Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Jurassic Park 3

Released Year: 2001
Directed by Joe Johnston

Casted by:
Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant
William H. Macy as Paul Kirby
Téa Leoni as Amanda Kirby
Alessandro Nivola as Billy Brennan
Trevor Morgan as Eric Kirby
Story:
In the beginning of the film, a boy named Eric Kirby and his soon-to-be stepfather, Ben Hildebrand, go parasailing near Isla Sorna with a "DINO-SOAR" Parasail. Meanwhile, the boat's crew disappear (presumably killed by a swimming dinosaur). Ben and Eric crash on the island. Scientists Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler have continued their paleontological careers but are working independently. Ellie is married and has two children while Grant is still digging with his protégé, Billy Brennan. Grant is approached by Paul and Amanda Kirby who pretend to be wealthy and desire to tour Isla Sorna. Having chartered a plane, they want Grant to be their guide. He is reluctant at first, but eventually agrees after the Kirbys offer to fund his dig.

Grant suspects that something is not quite right when the plane carrying him, Billy, the Kirbys, and a trio of mercenaries, Udesky, Cooper, and M.B. Nash, begins to land. After Amanda uses a megaphone to call out to her son in the jungle, a roar is heard followed by several gunshots. Nash and Udesky emerge shouting they have to leave. The plane starts down the runway when Cooper suddenly appears, begging them to stop. Suddenly, a huge spinosaurus seizes him in its jaws and kills him. As it leaves the ground, the plane grazes the Spinosaurus, sending it out of control into the jungle and stranded up a tree. The Spinosaurus attacks again, tearing off the front of the cockpit, seizing Nash and devouring him. The plane remnant falls to the ground where Grant, Billy, Paul, Amanda, and Udesky are once again assaulted by the persistent spinosaurus. They finally escape when the dinosaur gets it head stuck between two trees. But their luck turns sour again as they blunder into a Tyrannosaurus eating a fresh kill. Disturbed, it pursues them back into the jungle where the Spinosaurus suddenly reappears. The two theropods engage in battle, with the Spinosaurus emerging victorious. The survivors slip away in the meantime. Grant learns that the Kirbys are actually searching for their son, Eric, who was stranded on the island along with Amanda's fiancé, Ben, in a parasailing accident eight weeks earlier. He decides to lead them to the coast, increasing their chances of rescue. Along the way, they discover the parasail, as well as Ben's skeletal remains. Billy salvages the parasail, and the Kirbys discover several nearby velociraptors nests.

The group then explores the abandoned InGen compound where they are attacked by a male Velociraptor. As they flee, the rest of the raptor pack joins in the pursuit and Udesky gets separated from the others and is attacked by the alpha female raptor. The rest take refuge in the trees. Amanda tries to help Udesky and is nearly ambushed by raptors who have set a trap. Failing at this, a male raptor finishes Udesky by snapping his neck killing him. Grant is separated from the group and nearly killed when Eric arrives and rescues him from several raptors with smoke bombs. He has survived on the island since the accident, living in an abandoned water truck. The following morning while trekking through the jungle, Eric recognizes the ringtone of his father's portable phone. The groups reunite, separated by a high barrier fence. Paul, puzzled at Eric's explanation as to how he detected them, points out the cell phone was lost when he gave it to Nash (who was eaten by the Spinosaurus). The ringing is heard again and the group spots the spinosaurus nearby which appears on Eric and Alan's side of the fence. The two run in panic and by a stroke of luck find a hole in the fence which they dive through. The survivors are reunited, but not giving up, the spinosaurus crashes through the fence and chases them until they find shelter in another building. Grant now discovers Billy has stolen two Velociraptor eggs. About to drop them in the river, he hesitates. "What will happen if they catch us with the eggs?" Grant responds, "What will happen if they catch us without them?"

To reach a boat docked in a nearby river, the group must pass through a massive aviary dome where they are attacked by pteranodons. Using the parasail he salvaged, Billy rescues Eric from a nest of Pteranodon infants, but is attacked and overwhelmed by several adults. The rest of the group assumes he is dead. The group escapes, but the dome's door is left ajar. The party finds the boat and while navigating down the river hear a phone ringing. This leads them to a dung pile containing the satellite phone the Spinosaurus had eaten from the plane, which they are forced to sift through in order to recover it. A ceratosaurus appears and nearly attacks, but backs off at the last moment upon smelling the dung which it knows marks the territory of another predator. As the gang travels down the river, the spinosaurus emerges from the water and attacks. Grant attempts to call Ellie on the satellite phone, but is dragged beneath the surface and can only yell "The river! Site B! The river!". Paul climbs to the top of a nearby crane to distract the monster, and Grant shoots a flare which ignites the oil that has spilled from the boat, scaring away the dinosaur.

The group is close to shore when raptors reappear, wanting their eggs back. Avoiding any sudden movement, the eggs are taken out and carefully placed on the ground. Two raptors gently take them away. The remaining raptors appear on the verge of attack when Grant imitates a Velociraptor call on a special pipe, one which replicates a raptor's resonating chamber like the one that Billy had rapid prototyped earlier in the film. Disconcerted, the raptors retreat. At the beach, United States Marine Corps helicopters and infantry arrive. The party boards a helicopter and Grant encounters Billy who was injured during the Pteranodon attack. As the helicopter departs, three Pteranodons are seen flying off in the distance. Eric asks Grant where they might be going and Grant speculates they are searching for new nesting grounds. Paul is glad that they're finally going home, and the film ends as the pteranodons fly off into the clouds.
L² Scored: 5/10

L² Comment:
This is horrible, i should say terrible if compare to the 1st two movie. There's nothing special about this. Heard that Jurassic Park 4 is coming in 2012, is it real? I'm not sure, hope that its not as suck as this.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Kungfu Panda

Released Year: 2008
Directed by John Wayne Stevenson
& Mark Osborne

Vocal by:
Jack Black as Po
Dustin Hoffman as Master Shifu
Angelina Jolie as Tigress
Ian McShane as Tai Lung
Jackie Chan as Monkey
Lucy Liu as Viper
Seth Rogen as Mantis
David Cross as Crane
Randall Duk Kim as Master Oogway
Story:
The story is set in the Valley of Peace, a fictional land in ancient China inhabited by anthropomorphic animals. Po, a young, clumsy, overweight panda, is a kung fu fanatic who idolizes the Furious Five – Tigress, Monkey, Mantis, Viper, and Crane – a quintet of kung fu masters trained by Master Shifu to protect the valley. Because he works in his goose father Ping's noodle restaurant, Po is unable to achieve his dream of becoming a kung fu master himself.

One day, Shifu's mentor, the elderly tortoise Master Oogway, has a vision that Shifu's former student and foster son, the evil snow leopard Tai Lung, will escape from prison and return to the Valley of Peace to take revenge for being denied the Dragon Scroll, which is said to hold the secret to limitless power. Shifu holds a kung fu tournament for the Furious Five so that Oogway may identify the legendary Dragon Warrior, the one kung fu master worthy of receiving the Dragon Scroll and capable of defeating Tai Lung. Forced to take a noodle cart to the tournament, Po arrives after the doors to the tournament arena close and is unable to enter. Desperate to see the Dragon Warrior be chosen, Po straps himself to a set of fireworks and rockets into the sky. Po crashes into the middle of the arena at the moment when Oogway is to point out the Dragon Warrior, and to the surprise of everyone present, Oogway chooses Po, seemingly by accident.

Unwilling to believe that a big fat panda could be the Dragon Warrior, Shifu attempts to get rid of Po by berating and ridiculing him into quitting his training with the Furious Five, who similarly despise and mock Po for his lack of skill in kung fu. After receiving helpful advice from Oogway, however, Po endures his grueling training and slowly begins to endear himself to the Five with his tenacity, culinary skill, and good humor. Meanwhile, Zeng is sent to Chorh-Gom Prison to have Commander Vachir double the amount of guards to prevent Tai Lung's escape. When one of Zeng's feathers falls into his cell, Tai Lung uses it to escape from prison (as foreseen by Oogway). After taking down Commander Vachir and the guards, Tai Lung spares Zeng so that he can carry a message to Shifu. Oogway makes Shifu promise to train Po before disappearing. Still unable to grasp the basics of kung fu and confessing a crippling self-loathing, Po despairs that he has no chance of defeating Tai Lung. Shifu, however, discovers that Po is capable of impressive physical feats when motivated by food. Using food as positive reinforcement, Shifu successfully trains Po to incorporate these feats into a makeshift yet effective kung fu style.

Meanwhile, the Furious Five set out to stop Tai Lung themselves only to be overwhelmed and defeated. Shifu decides Po is ready to receive the Dragon Scroll, but the scroll reveals nothing but a blank, reflective surface. In despair, Shifu orders Po and the Five to evacuate the valley while he delays Tai Lung as long as possible in a fight to the death. The dejected Po finds his father who, in an attempt to console him, reveals that the long-withheld secret ingredient to his famous "secret ingredient soup" is nothing, explaining that things become special if people believe them to be. Realizing that this concept is the point of the Dragon Scroll, Po returns to the Jade Palace to confront Tai Lung, who has reached the Palace and nearly killed Shifu. Po proves to be a formidable challenge for Tai Lung as he tries to protect the Dragon Scroll. Though the Dragon Scroll eventually falls into Tai Lung's grasp, he is unable to understand or accept its symbolic meaning, and Po ultimately defeats him using the secret Wuxi Finger Hold. Po is praised by the Valley of Peace and earns the respect of the Furious Five, who fully acknowledge him as a true kung fu master. Shifu, exhausted but alive after his fight with Tai Lung, is finally at peace with himself now that peace has returned to the valley.

At the end of the credits, Po and Shifu are eating together under the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom, just as a new sprout is seen growing from the seed Shifu planted earlier before Oogway's disappearance.
L² Scored: 9/10

L² Comment:
Bravo bravo to Dreamwork production for trying very hard to get into the China animation market which i believe is a success :) This animation use China's precious animal - Panda as the main character is a wise choice, especially with Jack Black as the vocal. Beside this, they also used up a lot of Asian artist to features on the sounds characters such as Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Randall Duk Kim & James Hong.

A very meaningful cartoon and i hope the part 2 will be as good as the part 1~

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Deadly Melody 六指琴魔

Released Year: 1994
Directed by 吴勉勤 Yi-Qin Wu

Casted by:
林青霞 Bridget Lin as 黄雪梅 Mei
元彪 Yuan Biao as 吕麟 Lin
刘嘉玲 Carina Lau as 谭月华 Yue
午马 Wu Ma as 烈火 Huo
林威 Lin Wei as 鬼圣 Ghost
徐锦江 Elvis Tsui as 东方白 Bai
郑爽 Zheng Shuang as 赫青花 Hua
Story:
Mei & Lin is brother and sister, but during a fight of the Tian Mo Qin, their parents get killed and two of them were separated. When they grow up, Mei is in the devil line while Lin is working with his father who adopted him.

Mei wanna killed all those evil people who slash her parents. She dress up as a man and went to Lin's freight shop to ask them to send the Tian Mo Qin to Bai. Huo, Ghost & Hua all intends to steal the Tian Mo Qin so that it can help them to increase their power. Huo even send Yue to steal the Tian Mo Qin from Lin. But Yue has fell in love with Lin after being save several times by Lin.

Later on Mei realize Lin is her brother after seeing his birthmark on his shoulder, Lin also been clarified by his master about this. Both of them fight together to take revenge for their parents. Finally Huo, Ghost and Hua are vanished by them. But Lin feels that Mei is too evil and Mei feels that she can't live with this brother who is too soft-hearted, therefore both of them separated.
L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
I always love Bridget Lin, especially when she dress up as a man, she looks so stunning isn't she? But this movie she does not have too much scene if compare to Yuan Biao. Carina Lau looks so young and cute in this movie as well~ this is a real classic for me :)

Friday, May 13, 2011

Lan Yu 藍宇

Released Year: 2001
Directed by 關錦鵬 Stanley Kwan

Casted by:
胡軍 Hu Jun as 陳捍東 Dong
劉燁 Liu Ye as 藍宇 Lan Yu
苏瑾 Su Jing as 林靜平 Jing
Story:
Dong is a rich businessman, through his subordinate, he get to know Lan Yu, a student in university. Dong and Lan Yu quickly fall in love with each other, but Dong try to conquer Lan Yu by paying his expenses. During Lan Yu's exam week, Dong fool around with other guys and found out by Lan Yu, in the end Lan Yu left him.

Few years later, Dong found Lan Yu again and both of them are back together. Dong even brought Lan Yu to meet his family. But as he grow older, Dong decided to get marry with the pretty Jing, just to get his career more stable. Once again, Dong force Lan Yu to left him. But Dong & Jing's marriage did not turn out right and finally they divorce.

Years later, Dong met Lan Yu again and this time Lan Yu has already came out working. Dong was investigate by police for an undertable money business. Lan Yu gave up his dream to work in America and did his best to save Lan Yu by bribing the police, Dong was save.

Just when everything seems alright for this couple, Lan Yu met an accident and left Dong forever.
L² Scored: 9.5/10

L² Comment:
This is the best gay film i ever watch in my life. I don't know, i just feel that the sad ending turn out to be so right for this movie. Just imagine if this is a happy ending, you might able to foreseen that Dong will once again hurt Lan Yu's heart by leaving him for another reason.

Love Stanley Kwan's movie, always so meaningful~

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Bishonen... 美少年の恋

Released Year: 1998
Directed by 杨凡 Yon Fan

Casted by:
馮德倫 Stephen Fung as Jet
吳彥祖 Daniel Wu as Sam
曾仕賢 Jason Tsang as Qing
尹子維 Terence Yin as Kingsly
舒淇 Shu Qi as Kana
張達明 Tat-Ming Cheung as Papa
林青霞 Bridget Lim as Narrator
Story:
Jet is a handsome gay hustler whose sex appeal seems to know no bounds. Everyone wants to make love to him, but he is in love with no one but himself. Things change drastically when he notices what seems like a young couple in a shop, Sam and Kana. At first sight, he falls in love with Sam and begins following the two around.

Jet's friend Ching, who is also a hustler, runs a personal in a gay magazine for Jet, imploring Sam to contact Jet. At first, Jet is angry with Ching for not asking him, but his wrath subsides quickly when indeed he meets Sam again in what seems like a chance encounter, but actually is an outcome of the personal. Sam turns out to be a police officer and Jet starts to befriend Sam, hoping this will turn into a relationship. But Sam does not seem to notice Jet's intentions towards him.

Unbeknownst to Jet, Sam had a homosexual affair with pop star Kingsly aka K.S. five years earlier. At the same time, Ching had been in unrequited love with Sam (then calling himself Fai) when the two were still office workers. Ching comes to his apartment shared with Jet when Jet and Sam are there, instantly recognizes Sam as Fai and is furious with Jet for stealing his beloved.

Jet cannot stop himself from loving Sam and went to look for Sam. Both of them kiss and nearly make love but was found out by Sam's father. Sam feel embarrass and suicide himself by jumping down from a building. Jet feel sad until one day he received a letter from Kana. The letter was written by Sam. Sam told Jet in the letter that he loves Jet, and from that onwards Jet can sleep well because he was beloved by Sam before.
L² Scored: 9/10

L² Comment:
This movie was casted by a group of good looking man including Daniel Wu, Stephen Fung, Jason Tsang & Terence Yin. Such a waste that they dont have any naked scene huh? Bridgette as narrator is the best ever :)

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Boys? 假男假女

Released Year: 1996
Directed by 侯永财 Joe Hau

Casted by:
郑嘉颖 Kevin Cheng as Jaffee
陈国邦 Guo-Bang Chen as Joey
袁洁莹 Fanny Yen as Fanny
梁汉文 Edmond Leung as Edmond
邵国华 Kok-Hua Shao as 鸡鸡 Ji
吴嘉辉 Kar-Fai Wu as 辉仔 Fai
唐文龙 Michael Tong as Michael
陈宝莲 Pauline Chan as Pauline
Story:
Jaffee, Joey, Ji, Fanny & Pauline are best friend. Jaffee, Joey & Ji are gay and live in a wonderful life. Fanny and her boyfriend Michael and Fanny's brother, Fai always mix around with them.

Jaffee is the most good looking among them and always tackle a lot of guys. Joey love to drag around and manage to tackle a straight guy Edmond. Ji is most sissy and always hard to get any guy that he wants. Fai in another hand is a gay in the closet but was discover by Fanny one day. Michael in another hand try to deny himself is gay and dates Fanny all the time. Pauline is in love with Jaffee although she knows Jaffee is gay.

Joey decided to give up Edmond when he know that Edmond love him as a girl but not a man. Micheal always peep at guys in swimming pool and finally come out and attach with guy. Ji finally met a good guy who fall in love with him.
L² Scored: 3.5/10

L² Comment:
The whole movie is kinda over, not that real if you know the gay world well enough. Though Kevin Cheng acted as a homo, but he was over-act. Weird, i hope there's no more glbt film like this will ever be film again~ coz i feel like laughing after i watch the whole movie.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Last Mistress - Une vieille maîtresse

Released Year: 2007
Directed by Catherine Breillat

Casted by:
Asia Argento as Vellini
Fu'ad Aït Aattou as Ryno de Marigny
Roxane Mesquida as Hermangarde
Story:
Ryno de Marigny, before getting married to the young and innocent Hermangarde, makes a last visit to La Vellini, his Spanish mistress, to bid goodbye in an act of lovemaking. His liaison with La Vellini is the subject of the Parisian gossip, and before Hermangarde's grandmother gives her blessing, she wants to hear from Ryno everything about this relationship.

Ryno reveals a tempestuous story but indicates that his ten year romance is over; he now is in love with Hermangarde. After the marriage, the newlyweds move away to a castle at the seashore. They are happy and soon Hermangarde conceives. But the "last/old mistress" reappears, and while Ryno tries to keep her out of his life, she is not to be rejected, and Hermangarde finds out about it.

Hermangarde was frustrated and disappointed, she then make abortion and decided to leave Ryno in the end.
L² Scored: 3.5/10

L² Comment:
Ok, i feel so sleepy the whole movie. Fuad is too beautiful, dont feel like a man at all~ Asia's boobs are nice and juicy, but the whole movie is jst too damn boring. Yawn !!!