Epic Movie

Released Year: 2007
Directed by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Casted by:
Kal Penn as Edward
Adam Campbell as Peter
Faun A. Chambers as Susan
Jayma Mays as Lucy
Jennifer Coolidge as The White Bitch
Story:

4 orphans have their own fate to be arrange as brothers and sisters and will take a ride on a weird adventures. Lucy was running and fell down after she tricked on a corpse. By solving the puzzle of the Da Vinci Code, she managed to find the gold ticket to attend the Willy Chocolate factory. Edward at the Mexican monastery and was beaten by a kid. But when he was on the way of smack out from there, he managed to got a ticket of Willy too! Susan on a plane but was attacked by huge numbers of snake, Samuel L Jackson threw her out from the plane and she got crash on top of Paris Hilton with the Willy ticket. Peter was from the mutant school, always bullied by others. After he got banged by Wolverine, he managed to get a Willy ticket from a locker.

As the 4 orphans reach Willy Wonka Chocolate factory, they were tortured like hell. Lucy and then accidentally went into a wardrobe which lead her into another world"Gnarnia". She met the half human-goat which call her the queen. Edward in another hand went through the wardrobe too but he met the White Bitch instead. The White Bitch use her big boobs to seduce Edward and gain his trust on her side. The White Bitch was actually plan to control the Gnarnia and so she send Edward to jail when he doesn't trust her anymore.

The other three were worried and they went to look for Oslo the lion who finally use chinese kungfu to save Edward out in trade that the other 3 have sex with him. But after saving Edward, Oslo was killed by The White Bitch. When the 4 orphans went back to Gnarnia, they were worried that they can't fight against thewhite bitch. But a lot of people include the mutants are willing to join force for help. So everyone has a good party, even Peter has to sleep with Mystique, his dream girl.

Time came for the war, the 4 orphans are losing. But Peter managed to find a remote on a floor, he pause everyone so that they can defeat their opponents one by one. They decided to let the white bitch to live and send her for trial but she was accidentally killed by Captain Jack on a running huge wooden wheel. And so everyone was happy staying in the Gnarnia till they grow old and they suddenly found the wardrobe again when they are peeing.

By going back to the wardrobe, they are back to the real world and they are young again. They even see Sascha Baron wearing his disgusting swimsuit and showing off his butt.

L² Scored: 3/10

L² Comment:

Really quite facinating that the story line can be twisted like that especially all these huge movie block buster are chained into such a silly movie...