Showing posts with label 1996 Hong Kong. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1996 Hong Kong. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2016

The God of Cookery 食神

 Released Year: 1996
Directed by 周星馳 Stephen Chow & 李力持 Lee Lik Chi

Casted by:
周星馳 Stephen Chow as 史提芬周 Stephen
莫文蔚 Karen Mok as 火雞 Turkey
谷德昭 Vincent Kuk as 唐牛 Bull Tong
吳孟達 Ng Man Tat as 財團老闆 Uncle Rich
李兆基 Lee Siu Kei as 鵝頭 Ngo Tau
劉以達 Lau Yi Tat as 夢遺大師 Mung Wau
薛家燕 Nancy Sit as 薛家燕 Nancy
羅家英 Law Kar Ying as 食神大賽司儀 Host
Story: 
Stephen Chow, is a corrupt celebrity chef who secretly knows very little about cooking, runs a successful business empire, and is willing to hawk any product for a price. Arrogant and cocky, Chow is dubbed the "God of Cookery" and appears as a judge for culinary competitions rigged to make him look good.

Bull Tong, posing as an understudy and conspiring with Chow's business partner to overthrow him, exposes Chow as a fraud during the opening ceremony of Chow's 50th restaurant. Bull is declared the new "God of Cookery" and takes over Chow's corrupt empire. Ruined, Chow lives on the streets in an area known as Temple Street. There, he orders a bowl of "Assorted Noodles" from disfigured and uncouth food cart owner Turkey, and criticizes it for its lack of taste, terrible preparation, and unsanitary ingredients. During a heated exchange, Chow demands respect and reveals himself to be the fallen "God of Cookery", but then begs her for some money. Thugs beat him for his panhandling, but Turkey orders them away, taking pity on Chow and giving him a bowl of barbecue pork on rice. Chow is moved and declares it delicious.

Turkey and her rival street vendor, Goosehead, conduct gang warfare to see which vendor can sell the two best-selling dishes: beef balls and "pissing" shrimp. Chow manages to unite the two rival vendors by combining the two dishes into a new dish, "Pissing Beef Balls", which the three of them could sell together. It becomes a huge success, and the vendors convince Chow to enroll in a culinary school in order to reclaim the title he lost, but not before he discovers that Turkey idolized Chow as the "God of Cookery", and received her scarred appearance after fighting a local gang leader who ruined her poster of Chow.

The success of the "Pissing Beef Balls" alarms Bull, the new "God of Cookery", who arranges for Chow to be assassinated on the way to culinary school. While searching for the school, Chow finds that Turkey has followed him, asking him to complete a drawing of a romantic heart for her as a souvenir for her to remember him by. Knowing she is in love with him, Chow callously rebuffs her. Turkey reminds him of all she did for him, including her injuries, but Chow retorts that he never asked for her to do those things for him. As he tells her he can never love her, Turkey sees the approaching assassin and is shot in the face, taking the bullet for him. Chow, also presumed dead, disappears.

One month later, Bull enters the "God of Cookery" competition as the heavy favorite to retain the title. Chow arrives at the competition at the last minute, and reveals to Tong what had happened: Chow escaped the assassin's second bullet, and found his way to a Shaolin monastery, where head monk Wet Dream (a spoof on the Chinese word for nocturnal spermatorrhea) nursed him back to health. However, Wet Dream would not allow Chow to leave the temple until he was well-versed in the ways of the Shaolin arts, a point made moot when it is revealed the culinary school he was going to attend was, in fact, the temple's kitchen—the same kitchen Bull had trained at for 10 years, but subsequently dropped out of. While training, Chow continually mourned for Turkey, and was overcome with grief and remorse over his careless treatment of her. The depth of his feeling, which caused his hair to grow white, convinced Wet Dream to allow him his departure from the monastery.

The competition between Chow and Tong begins in earnest, with the two attempting to make identical "Buddha Jumping Wall" dishes. Each chef tries to sabotage the other's dish in a comedic wuxia fashion by attacking the other using their ingredients and kitchen implements, but Tong prevails when Chow's ex-business partner makes Chow's container explode with a bomb. With few materials and little time remaining, Chow prepares "Sorrowful Rice", a simple dish of barbecue pork rice, the same dish Turkey first gave to him while he was living on the streets. Although "Sorrowful Rice" is the better dish, Tong had already blackmailed the judge into rigging the contest. As Bull is fraudulently crowned the winner, Chow remarks that there is no one "God of Cookery" and that any person who cooks with heart can be the "God of Cookery". In an act of divine intervention, the Imperial Court of Heaven descends upon the competition and reveal that in another life, Chow was a heavenly assistant to the Kitchen God, before being sent to Earth to live as a human as punishment for revealing culinary secrets to mankind. Moved by his sorrow and his humbleness, they forgive him. They then transform Chow's former business partner into a form befitting his treachery: a bulldog, and leave a gaping hole on Bull Tong's chest, possibly symbolizing his heartlessness (whether he is killed by this is never revealed).

After the competition, Chow celebrates Christmas with his vendor friends in Temple Street, where Goosehead reveals that Turkey survived the assassination. She caught the bullet meant for Chow with her gold-plated teeth and a dentist reconstructed her dental work and even threw in a free plastic surgery on her face, making her pretty again. As she appears before him and asks how she looks, Chow responds by throwing her the completed drawing of two arrow-pierced hearts.
 L² Scored: 10/10

L² Comment:
This legendary comedy movie of Stephen Chow is at Number 2 place of HK blockbuster in 1996. With a lot of Mou Lei Tau scenes but yet very laughable; some of them even make me wanna punch their faces lol~ This should be the first try of Karen Mok of getting herself so ugly; but it has also successfully raise her fame to another level as well~ The rest of the characters were not bad as well, Vincent Kuk is very good in doing this kind of character, hope to see more of him in front of the camera as well lol~ 

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Street Angels 紅燈區

 Released Year: 1996
Directed by 邓衍成 Teng Yan Seng

Casted by:
邱淑贞 Chingmy Yau as 童恩 Tung
陶大宇 Michael Tao as Playboy文 Man
任达华 Simon Yam as 毕华淇 Walkie
舒淇 Shu Qi as 明明 Ming
徐锦江 Elvis Tsui as 摩咯 Moro
周嘉玲 Valerie Chow as Karen
Story:
Tung sacrifice herself for Walkie and being arrested, after she came out from jail one year later, Wakie did not look for her as promise. Tung work for Man as a PR manager and pissed off Karen. Karen went to another club with all her girls and Man depends on Tung to bring up the business again. Walkie appeared again helping Man's business rival. Not only killing Man's best guy Moro, Walkie even want to sacrifice Tung. Tung's best sister Ming seduced Walkie and plan to kill him when they are having sex but fail. 

Walkie beat up Ming into a human vegetarian and set a bomb to kill Man. Tung back to revenge and only Walkie realize Man is not death and in the end Walkie was knocked to death by a car.
 L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment:
The whole film is supposed to be the gangster style till Shu Qi took off her clothes and us her nice small boobs. Of course the Goddess Chingmy doesn't need to show us everything, her boob size and shape is enough to makes all man cum :p 

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

The Imp 孽欲追击档案之邪杀

Released Year: 1996
Directed by 黎继明 Lai Kai Ming

Casted by:
彭丹 Diana Peng as Shan & Fun
郑浩南 Mark Cheng as Mark
杉浦朋美 Emiko Ishizuka as Angie
黄祖儿 Ruby Wong as Jing
刘的之 Dick Lau as KingKong
 Story: 
Shan visited a rural village to find her twin sister Fun, she met a casting group - Mark, Angie & KingKong. They live in a motel which is dominated by crazy Jing & her brother who happened to be a doctor. By the sense of twins, Shan discovered the crazy siblings killed her sister. Shan falls in love with Mark during the investigate but all of them were being caught by the crazy sibling. During a fight, Shan and Mark managed to escape while the rest were burn to death together with the siblings.
 L² Scored: 6.5/10

L² Comment:
The storyline is not bad actually, love the way how the director presented this movie, if this is not an erotic film, will it be judge by the audience differently? No doubt Diana Peng has beautiful figure, but she's a bit stingy as she did not show us her nice tits in clear view, its always under the clothes or being sucked by the guys... not fair!!! 

Monday, October 26, 2015

Sex & Zen II 玉蒲团之玉女心经

Released Year: 1996
Directed by 钱文锜 Chin Man Kei

Casted by:
李丽珍 Loletta Lee as 西门柔 Rou
舒淇 Shu Qi as 幻姬 Huan
徐锦江 Elvis Tsui as 西门坚 Simon
骆达华 Ken Lok as 花道 Dao
吳毅將 Ben Ng as 鐵中棠 Tang
 Story: 
Simon is a sex maniac who concentrates his sex life and have few wives in his house. To let his daughter Rou went for study, Rou has to wear the "vagina protection" jacket that is invented by Simon. Rou went to her study and met a cute school mate Dao who later discover her as a girl who pretend as a boy. Dao's penis was accidentally hurt by Rou's jacket and Rou send him to a famous doctor in town.

During the medication, they met Huan, a witch who is learning the witch craft of absorbing other's power by able to change her genital organs into both sexes. Huan later on transfer into a pretty lady and married to Rou's brother, but Simon instead rape her and make Huan for himself. A police officer Tang is investigating Huan and urge Rou & Dao to help him on this. In a night, Huan poison Simon to death and make Tang high, Tang has to have sex with woman for cure and Rou used her own body to help Tang. 

Rou, Tang & Dao went back to capture Huan. Huan caught Dao in a room and kill Tang as well. Huan force Rou to have sex and whoever cum first will die of power being absorb by the other party. But Huan never realize that Rou also learn the witch craft and in the end Rou managed to make Huan cum first while Dao rush in and stab Huan to death.
 L² Scored: 10/10

L² Comment:
Among all the Sex & Zen series, this is my favorite one and I believe everyone agrees with me, Shu Qi is quite new in the erotic industry that time and she was so beautiful and juicy; though Loletta was 10 years elder than her, but her look and body is as perfect as Shu Qi. The only part that i feel unsatisfied is Ken Lok didn't show us his nice bouncy ass, what a waste~

Friday, October 2, 2015

The Age of Miracles 嫲嫲·帆帆

 Released Year: 1996
Directed by 陈可辛 Peter Chan

Casted by:
袁咏仪 Anita Yuen as 林美勤 Kan
谭咏麟 Alan Tam as 常帆 Fan
杜丽莎 Teresa Carpio as 常满 Moon
陈小春 Jordan Chan as 常春 Chun
伍咏薇 Christine Ng as 阿薇 May
曾志伟 Eric Tsang as 伟叔 Wai
乔宏 Qiao Hong as 白衣公公 Death God
陈慧琳 Kelly Chen as 女警 Police
 Story:
The movie talks about Kan who lost her husband and almost lost her first son, Fan, whom drown. She beg the death god and use her own 10 years in exchange her son's life. Among the years, Kan did not live happily but as a grumpy old lady. She foreseen her eldest daughter Moon is coming back which hints that this will be the end of her life.

Hearing that Moon & Fan decided to left her alone after they migrated, Kan left home without informing anybody. During her trip at the hill, she met death god and fell off from the cliff together. She begs to extend her life, death god agreed and left. Kan happily went home and agreed Fan to migrate with his wife, May to America. But Fan later realize Kan has already met the accident few days ago, just that her eager to live makes her came back.

During Moon's giving birth, Kan saw death god again. Kan has the final talk with Fan and tell him to stay strong even after she gone... 
L² Scored: 7.5/10

L² Comment:
First time ever Anita Yuen acted as an elder character, a good challenge for her during that time. Though not bad, but she can be better if she is given a new chance now. It was sad when i watch it many years ago, now i feel very touching after rewatch it almost 20 years later... I miss my parents :(

Saturday, August 29, 2015

02:00AM 夜半两点钟

Released Year: 1996
Directed by 钱永强 Andy Chin

Story 1: 化装 Make Up

Casted by:
黄伟文 Wyman Wong as make up artist
徐濠萦 Hillary Tsui as make up assistant
羅冠蘭 Lo Koon Lan as Kuen
陈宝莲 Pauline Chan as Eva

Make up artist and his assistant were called by the dead Eva to give her a good make up. They don't believe it at first, but due to poor status, they have to face their fear and finish the make up for Eva...

Story 2: 猛鬼电视台 Haunted TV Station

Casted by:
 黎瑞恩 Vivian Lai as Vivian
周文健 Chow Man Kin as Michael 
陈宝莲 Pauline Chan as Eva

Vivian and her friends were angry of superstar Michael who use them as scandal. They followed Michael and realize he was being seduced by Eva's spirit. Eva is pissed off with the 3 girls and haunt them down in the tv station.

Story 3: 幽灵广告 Spiritual Commercial

Casted by:
徐锦江 Elvis Tsui as Loong
陈小春 Jordan Chan as Chun
唐麗球 Joan Tong as Mrs Chan

Loong and Chun has to find few boys to act in a commercial at the village, they spotted Mrs Chan's son. But they also realize there is a boy spirit who has been following the boy and make a disaster on the commercial...

L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment:
Finally finish the whole 3 films of this series. This second movie is not as good as the first but better than the third movie. Overall not bad, 1st & 3rd story freaks me out a bit, but the 2nd story can improve a lot to make this film better~

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Ebola Syndrome 伊波拉病毒

 Released Year: 1996
Directed by 邱礼涛 Herman Yau

Casted by:
黃秋生 Anthony Wong as 阿雞 Kai
陳妙瑛 Marianne Chan as 阿霞 Har
王翠玲 Wong Tsui Ling as 周丽丽 Lily
尹揚明 Wan Yeung Ming as 楊國立 Yeung
羅莽 Lo Mang as 餐館老闆 Boss
張璐 Lulu Zhang as 餐館老板娘 Lady Boss
 Story: 
Ah Kai is a wanted convict from Hong Kong who escapes to South Africa after killing his former boss and his boss's wife. In South Africa, he works at a Chinese restaurant and one day travels with his boss to a South African tribe that is infected with the Ebola virus. Kai sees a dying infected tribe member and rapes and kills her, contracting the virus. Kai, however, is immune to the infection. He becomes a living carrier, spreading the disease to others through body fluids. He ends up killing his new boss and his boss's wife, but not before spreading the virus to them. He then cuts up their corpses and serves them as hamburgers in the restaurant, effectively spreading the virus all over South Africa. He then further spreads the virus when he flees back to Hong Kong, to all the people he has contacts with.
 L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment:
Well, I have to watch something that is more excited in the ghost month, so i decided to go for this psycho slashing movie, which is a bit similar like previous Anthony Wong's The Untold Story. Both storyline is roughly the same except this one is about spreading the scary virus that are quite famous in South Africa during that time. Anthony basically is good in this kind of character, what makes it scarier is, he is too good...yuck!!!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Dr. Wai in the Scripture With No Words 冒險王

Released Year: 1996
Directed by 程小東 Chin Xiao Dong

Casted by:
李连杰 Jet Li as 周世杰/卫亦信 Jie/Xin
关之琳 Rosamund Kwan as 莫尼卡/美加子 Monica/Mikako
金城武 Takeshi Kaneshiro as 包教晓 Xiao
楊采妮 Charlie Yeung as Charlie
罗家英 Loh Kar Ying as 英叔 Ying

Story:
A depress movie writer Jie is facing a divorce issue with his wife Monica, his 2 subordinates Xiao & Charlie help him out to write an adventure story regarding Dr Wai. Inside the story, Jie become Xin, the Dr Wai while Monica is the devil Japanese woman Mikako. They were grabbing a secret weapon from each other which will make human being dissappear.

In the end, Mikako and Dr Wai fall in love with each other and help out each other which in the reality world Jie and Monica become a lovely couple again.
L² Scored: 3.5/10

L² Comment:
Though the movie won a few awards on the fighting and graphic, but i think the storyline is kinda so so... And Charlie look damn ugly in here, i feel like slapping her face hard!!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Boys? 假男假女

Released Year: 1996
Directed by 侯永财 Joe Hau

Casted by:
郑嘉颖 Kevin Cheng as Jaffee
陈国邦 Guo-Bang Chen as Joey
袁洁莹 Fanny Yen as Fanny
梁汉文 Edmond Leung as Edmond
邵国华 Kok-Hua Shao as 鸡鸡 Ji
吴嘉辉 Kar-Fai Wu as 辉仔 Fai
唐文龙 Michael Tong as Michael
陈宝莲 Pauline Chan as Pauline
Story:
Jaffee, Joey, Ji, Fanny & Pauline are best friend. Jaffee, Joey & Ji are gay and live in a wonderful life. Fanny and her boyfriend Michael and Fanny's brother, Fai always mix around with them.

Jaffee is the most good looking among them and always tackle a lot of guys. Joey love to drag around and manage to tackle a straight guy Edmond. Ji is most sissy and always hard to get any guy that he wants. Fai in another hand is a gay in the closet but was discover by Fanny one day. Michael in another hand try to deny himself is gay and dates Fanny all the time. Pauline is in love with Jaffee although she knows Jaffee is gay.

Joey decided to give up Edmond when he know that Edmond love him as a girl but not a man. Micheal always peep at guys in swimming pool and finally come out and attach with guy. Ji finally met a good guy who fall in love with him.
L² Scored: 3.5/10

L² Comment:
The whole movie is kinda over, not that real if you know the gay world well enough. Though Kevin Cheng acted as a homo, but he was over-act. Weird, i hope there's no more glbt film like this will ever be film again~ coz i feel like laughing after i watch the whole movie.