Showing posts with label Matt Lanter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Matt Lanter. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Vampire Suck

Released Year: 2010
Directed by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Casted by:
Jenn Proske as Becca Crane
Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen
Christopher N. Riggi as Jacob White
Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane
Ken Jeong as Daro
Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer
Story:
Becca Crane moves to Sporks to live with her clueless father, Sheriff Frank, after her mother starts an affair with Tiger Woods. Meanwhile killings have been happening to random people and the number one suspects are the Kardashians. Becca is quickly befriended by many students at her new high school, including Jennifer but she is intrigued by the mysterious and aloof Edward Sullen, who perplexes her during their time in the biology class.

Later, Becca is nearly struck by a van in the school parking lot. Edward inexplicably moves from several feet away and stops the vehicle with a student without any harm to himself or Becca, the student being badly injured. He later refuses to explain this act to Becca and warns her against befriending him. After much research, but reaching the wrong conclusion that he is a Jonas Brother, Edward corrects her saying he's a vampire, though he only consumes animal blood and shows her the shiny bling he wears under his clothes. The pair fall in love but Edward denies having sex with her and instead introduces Becca to his vampire family on her birthday.

While unwrapping a gift, Becca gets a paper cut, causing Edward's family to relapse by her blood's scent and attempt to kill her. Realizing the danger that he and his family pose to Becca, Edward ends their relationship while saving her from the one of the three nomadic vampires who have been killing humans, Jack, knocking his head off with a baseball bat. Edward's departure leaves Becca heartbroken and depressed for months as she discovers that thrill-seeking activities evoke Edward's preserved image. She is also comforted by her deepening friendship with Jacob White, the cheerful childhood friend who eases her pain over losing Edward. But due to his strange puberty, Becca discovers he has become a Chihuahua as his "pack" arrive to maul another of the nomadic vampires.

Edward has moved to Brazil and is now dating Lady Gaga but through a series of miscommunications, Edward believes Becca has killed herself and attempts to provoke the "Zolturi" — a powerful vampire coven capable of killing him — by standing naked in the sunlight at the site of the 'St. Salvatore's day' school prom. Becca rushes to the prom in a Porsche Carrera to save Edward. Upon arrival, she is slowed down during the warring factions of Edward fangirls and Jacob fangirls. She is unable to make it in time as Edward exposes himself, figuratively and literally. However, an eclipse starts and thus concealing Edward's vampire nature as Becca gets him to safety.

However after a fight between him and the Zolturi leader, Daro, Edward is forced to make Becca into a vampire so their lives would be spared. He does so after Becca agrees to marry him if he makes her a vampire and his wife. The movie concludes with Edward taking a blow to the head by the head Jacob fangirl (though surviving the blow), who ends up being attacked by the vampirized Becca.
L² Scored: 5.5/10

L² Comment:
Well, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer never fail to make us laugh~ this is so funny and yet its so based on the Twilight Saga series. Matt Lanter is so damn hot, really gonna watch his 90210. Heard that he's not bad in that series :)

Monday, October 26, 2009

Disaster Movie

Release Year: 2008
Directed by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Casted by:
Matt Lanter as Will
Vanessa Minnillo as Amy
Gary Johnson as Calvin
Crista Flanagan as Juney & Hannah Montana
Kim Kardashian as Lisa
Nicole Parker as Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson & Enchanted Princess
Story:
The movie started with 10,001BC where caveman try to escape from attack of a sabertooth. He crushed on his way through the escape but finally meet up with Amy Winehouse. Winehouse predict that there will be a big disaster day in end of 2008 because of the Golden Skull. Then it was back to Will in 2008, which he has dream about all the above thingy.

Will is afraid to attached with the girl he likes, Amy. But he was throwing his "sweet 16" birthday when he was in the age of 25~ lolz... Then among his friends are Juney the pregnant violence bitch; Calvin the hamsap black guy & Lisa the hotty. Along the way of disaster, they met a lot of crazy things but finally they reach a museum where the Golden Skull has to be place to avoid the disaster from continuing happen.

Finally, the hero and heroin settled the problem. But all their friend has dead. Therefore, Will & Amy get married happily ever after.
L² Scored: 4/10

L² Comment:
Basically, this movie is like other scary movie series. Talk crap about other movies. Seriously, if you didn't see the original movie, you will have no idea at all.

Movies that was attacked in this films are: "Indiana Jones & The Crystal Skull" ; "Night at the Museum" ; "Sex & The City" ; "High School Musical" ; "The Enchanted Princess" ; "Wanted" ; "Beowulf" ; "Armageddon" ; "Jumper" ; "Narnia the Prince Caspian" ; "Iron Man" ; "Batman" ; "Hellboy" ; "Hulk" ; "Step" ; "Alvin & The Chipmunks" ; "Kungfu Panda" ; "The Guru".

While celebrities which were attacked in this film are: Jessica Simpson ; Amy Winehouse ; Spice Girls ; Justin Timberlake ; Hannah Montana ; Michael Jackson.