Showing posts with label 午馬 WuMa. Show all posts
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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Pom Pom 神勇雙響炮

 Released Year: 1984
Directed by 張同祖 Joe Cheung

Casted by:
吳耀漢 Richard Ng as 吳阿秋 Chau
岑建勳 John Shum as 貝多芬 Beethoven
葉德嫻 Deanie Ip as 安娜 Anna
 Story:
Ah Chau and Beethoven are a pair of cops investigating a drug lord, but their ineptitude threatens to derail the case. The police are well aware that Mr Sha is the boss of the crime syndicate smuggling and trafficking in drugs, and that he keeps details of his criminal transactions in a book which is kept by his mistress. When Beethoven and Ah Chau investigate, they find Sha's mistress dead, and inadvertently compromise all fingerprint evidence in the hideout. Luckily, they are assisted by beautiful cop Inspector Anna, who is secretly attracted to Ah Chau. Finally the two make their arrests and become instant heroes.
 L² Scored: 6/10

L² Comment
A very old movie, which was shown when I was 2 years old :D John Shum is a funny looking guy with his look + squeaky voice... But he is a talented director, film producer, actor & comedian~ This is the first time i watch this movie, not bad... i will try to find the series of this movie and share the movie review here, stay tune :)

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Peking Opera Blues 刀馬旦

Released Year: 1986
Directed by 徐克 Tsui Hark

Casted by:
林青霞 Bridget Lin as 曹雲 Wan
葉蒨文 Sally Yeh as 白妞 Niu
鍾楚紅 Cherie Chung as 湘紅 Hung
鄭浩南 Mark Cheng as 寧北海 Hoi
張國強 Cheung Kok Keong as 董民 Man
午馬 Wu Ma as 張濟平 Ping
曾江 Kenneth Tsang as 曹軍閥 General Tsao
 Story:
The film is set in 1913 Beijing, during Yuan Shikai's presidency of the country. It depicts the adventures of a team of unlikely heroines: Tsao Wan, a patriotic rebel who dresses as a man; Sheung Hung, a woman in search of a missing box of jewels; and Bai Niu, the daughter of a Peking Opera impresario.

Wan work together with Hoi & Man in investigating her own father General Tsao. Later on Hung & Niu joined them in making it a success but General Tsao was murdered by General Duan and Wan was kidnapped by him. Hung & Niu went for rescued and all of them managed to defeat General Duan. Before the end of this movie, all of them promised to meet up in Peking when the rebel success.
 L² Scored: 8.5/10

L² Comment:
A very good classic HK movie in the 80's where gather 3 famous female celebrities during that time in this movie - Bridget, Sally & Cherie... The movie has been nominated in 6 categories in the HK films awards including Best Actress (Sally Yeh), Best Supporting Actor (Paul Chun) & etc... The storyline is very intersting and of coz the acting of all of them also played an important part in making this movie a success :)

Saturday, February 1, 2014

The Millionaires' Express 富貴列車

 Released Year: 1986
Directed by 洪金寶 Sammo Hung

Casted by:
 洪金寶 Sammo Hung as 程放天 Tin
元彪 Yuen Biao as 曹卓坚 Kin
郑文雅 Olivia Cheng as Hon
曾志伟 Eric Tsang as Jook Bo
吴耀汉 Richard Ng as 汉 Han
沈殿霞 Lydia Shum as 汉妻 Han's Wife
钟镇涛 Kenny Bee as Fook Loi
 Story:
 Ching Fong-Tin goes to Russia to steal goods from the Russian soldiers. Unfortunately he is caught and the soldiers make him strip his clothes down to his underwear. They force him to wear a brassiere and the head of a mop as a wig, and he is made to dance for their amusement. However, he makes his escape, grabbing his grenades as he goes, and throws one into the cabin. Fook Loi catches Ching and lectures him about his crimes. Ching tries to escape, but in the scuffle, he and Fook end up rolling into a snowball. In the final moments after they both got out of the snowball, Fook tries to look for Ching and is taken by surprise when he jumps down from a tree, grabs his clothes and rushes off back to his hometown.

Bandits dressed in police uniforms set fire to a large building. Tsao Cheuk Kin and his fire team race to the scene and save a fat lady and a blind woman. While the fire rages, the bandits rob the town bank, but the manager manages to alert the townfolk before they can escape and two of the bandits are jailed. With the loss of money stolen by the bandits, Mayor Yi gives a negative speech. In contrast, Tsao encourages the townfolk and he is given the job of mayor and head of the town's security.

Ching and his assistant move from a hotel to his home town, arriving with a car full of women. Ching's ambition is to get money into the town, so his hotel is cleaned up and redressed. A train is due to pass, carrying numerous passengers, including some criminals and some Japanese tourists. In order to bring custom to his hotel, Ching hatches a plan to force the train to stop at the town. He heads towards the railway station on his motorcycle and sidecar, but is chased away by Tsao riding on horseback. Ching swings a tree branch, which knocks Tsao from his horse. Ching takes the horse and rides the rest of the way. As he prepares the dynamite, Ching is discovered, and ends up fighting with Tsao. After winning, Ching continues to wait for the train.

As the train travels through the country, passenger Han sneaks back and forth on roof of the train between his fat wife and his beautiful mistress. The bandits from the town try to board the train. The first bandit, with his body covered in magnets inadvertenly gets stuck to the train, whilst the second second bandit using the rope to climb aboard. However, instead of lassooing the train, his rope catches Han, who is forced to hang on for dear life, whilst the bandit runs alongside the train. The remaining bandits struggle with a cart, but finally manage to get on board. When the train reaches the station, Ching blows the dynamite, derailing the train.

As Ching had planned, the passengers spend time in his home town awaiting the train's repair. In the hotel, the criminals devise a plan to get into the room housing Han's mistress, posing as Japanese tourists. Unfortunately they don't don't know the language, and are forced to hide when the train captain and his mistress enter the room. After the train captain goes into the bathroom, the bad guys try to sneak out quietly, but soon have to hide again. Han climbs down the hotel roof, inadvertently scaring the train captain's mistress. The commotion alerts his wife, who accuses him of cheating. To explain the situation, he claims that he is actually an agent spying on the Japanese, and the bad guys use this excuse to come out of hiding.

when Ching asks Chi to distract Tsao she comes with all sorts of things most of them saying that she loves him. Tsao then tells Chi that he's busy and can't dream with her and leaves. Chi captures up with him and asks him not to go and Tsao swings his hat to the side and takes Chi into his hands and starts snogging her. Tsao then says something that makes Chi want to kiss him more.When Chi wants to kiss him more he signals his helpers to take his place and unfortunately Chi opens her eyes and runs away.

Fook Loi returns from Russia and uses Tsao to capture Ching and put him into jail. At night, Siu-Hon and her group of ladies free Ching and allow him to make up his mind. The rest of the bad guys arrive on horseback, storming the town and capturing the Japanese tourists.

After Ching makes up his mind, he comes back to his hometown and free the bandits, plus Fook, Tsao and Siu-Hon. He decides to turf the bad guys out of town, beginning by using a chaingun, and later using martial arts. A huge fight breaks out, until the bad guys are dealt with and Ching and Tsao finally take back the map from the Japanese.
 L² Scored: 7/10

L² Comment
With the help of a lot of superstar, Sammo Hung film this action comedy film easily. But still the action and building up the small village is not an easy job i believe. The whole movie came in a nice pace and not a single one of the scene is bored. The only flaw might be the length of the movie is not long enough...

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

100 Ways To Murder Your Wife 殺妻2人組

 Released Year: 1986
Directed by 鍾鎮濤 Kenny Bee
 
Casted by:
鍾鎮濤 Kenny Bee as 萝卜头 Roberto
周潤發 Chow Yun Fatt as 大脚发 Fatt
王祖賢 Joey Wang as 王小贤 Xian
梅艷芳 Anita Mui as Anita
 Story:
Roberto is the star of Hong Kong football team while Fatt represent the Malaysia's team. Roberto has a fierce wife Anita who is a fashion designer but she always control Roberto like a kid without any freedom. Fatt in another hand married with Ms Malaysia Xian who is so attractive that Fatt is worry everyday that Xian will sleep with any of his team mate.
 
Fatt thought Xian is going to poison him; in a gathering of 2 footballs team, Fatt was drunk together with Roberto who is just humiliated by Anita. Both of them come to an agreement of killing each other wife. Fatt went to find Anita and thought he killed her, but actually he fainted and Anita storm away from the house. After that Fatt keeps pushing Roberto to kill Xian, but he was suspicious that Roberto falls for Xian instead of wanting to kill her.
 
When the truth reveals, Anita and Xian both gets disapointed and left their husband. Roberto and Fatt chased along and managed to win back their wifes when they are trap in the hot baloon.
L² Scored: 4.5/10
 
L² Comment
Well, it was funny when i watched it back 20 years ago, but now it seems a bit stupid. The storyline is simple and there are no connection between the 4 of them, just feel like they appeared is for the movie, that's all~

Friday, April 12, 2013

Adventure of The King 龍鳳店 2010

 Release Year: 2010
Directed by 鍾澍佳 Chung Shui Jia

Casted by:
任贤齐 Richie Ren as 朱厚照 The Emperor
徐熙媛 Barbie Hsu as 李凤姐 Phoenix
 Story:
An emperor disguises himself as a commoner and falls in love with the female boss of an inn.
L² Scored: -10/10

L² Comment:
I swear i'm never gonna watch this kind of stupid movie ever again !!!!

Monday, February 25, 2013

The Tantana 密宗威龍

 
 Released Year: 1991
Directed by 孟海 Meng Hai

Casted by:
钱嘉乐 Chin Kar Lok as 灵童 Ling
孟海 Meng Hai as 灵海 Hai
午 马 Wuma as 密日 Miri
林正英 Lam Zheng Ying as 密月 MiYue
洪金宝 Sammo Hung as 迦纳  Gana
 Story:
In Tibet's secret culture, 2 rivals reborn into Ling & Ni. Ni killed all his rivals' gang and wanted to kill Ling too, Miri & MiYue went for help with Hai, they send Ling to Gana to learn more. In the end, Ling learned all the tricks and finally won Ni.
L² Scored: 3.5/10

L² Comment:
This is quite a boring movie actually, there was no main actress in this film, which might not be the main problem as this is regarding the Tibet's culture, but some feminine may stir up the excitement maybe?

Monday, December 10, 2012

The Chinese Ghostbuster 钟馗嫁妹

 Released Year: 1994
Directed by 于万山 Yu Man San & 午马 Wu Ma

Casted by:
午马 Wu Ma as 钟馗 Gui     
林正英 Lin ZhenYing as 九叔 Jiu
邱月清 Swdrr as 钟馗妹妹 Gui's sister     
郑浩南 Mark Cheng as 李世民 Min
 Story:
In hell, Gui is marrying her sister out. On the journey, Min drop from human world into hell due to the power of Jiu. Gui'd sister quickly fall in love with this handsome man but Min was pull up again to the real world. Gui and his sister went to the real world to find Min, but found out Min is a gigolo.

In the meantime, the ghost judge came to arrest Gui & his sister because they simply change the death note without his permission. Jiu also sense that Gui and his sister is not human, he fought with them but in the end help out to defeat the ghost judge...
   L² Scored: 5/10

L² Comment:
Thanks to Mark Cheng's nice ass, so i scored it at least 5 for this. The storyline is really so so, swdrr is so stiff in the movie and ruined the whole movie... No wonder she has to film the erotica movie to get famous...

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Encounters of the Spooky Kind 鬼打鬼

 Released Year: 1980
Directed by 洪金寶 Sammo Hung

Casted by:
 洪金宝 Sammo Hung as 张大胆 Bold Cheung
钟发 Zhong Fa as 许真人 Priest Tsui
陈龙 Chen Long as 钱真人 Priest Chin Hoi
林正英 Zhen Ying Lin as 捕快 Inspector
 Story:
The film starts with Bold Cheung having a nightmare about ghosts.

Bold Cheung is challenged to spend the night in an abandoned house where he must peel an apple in front of a mirror. If he breaks the skin then something bad will happen. Upholding his mantle as the boldest he accepts. However, that night whilst peeling the apple his friends trick him. Whilst scolding his friend for the prank a real ghost appears and snatches Cheung's friend away. The ghost reaches for Cheung but he cuts its hand off and then quickly shattering the mirror, causing the house to collapse.

The next day Cheung overhears a story about a promiscuous wife from a sweet tofu seller (Who admits that something similar happen to him and his wife); he goes to his home to check on his wife and finds two peeping toms outside his door. He scolds them, causing his wife and employer, Master Tam, to hear. Tam escapes but leaves his shoe which Cheung finds and confronts his wife with. His wife pulls a tantrum and makes Cheung feel guilty.

Master Tam is worried Cheung will find out about the affair so he hires a witch, Chin Hoi, to get rid of him. When Chin mentions this to his partner Priest Tsui, Tsui gets angry. Cheung is tricked into spending the night in a temple, but he encounters Tsui who tells him that he must sleep on the roof. Cheung does so. A coffin in the temple opens and a zombie begins looking for him but he is safe. Chin gives up when he cannot find Cheung (he is controlling the zombie) just as Cheung falls down. Chin and the zombie look for Cheung again. He hides under the coffin but is found, the two fight and Cheung kicks the zombie back into the coffin and seals the lid.

Cheung is tricked into spending another night in the temple. Again he meets Tsui who tells him to collect fifty chicken eggs to throw into the coffin. If he runs out of eggs he must throw dog's blood over the zombie. However, the egg seller puts in ten duck eggs. That night Cheung throws in eggs when the coffin begins to open and it works. However when he throws a duck egg inside, the zombie escapes so Cheung throws the dog's blood onto it which sends Chin flying into Tam's roof severing his control of the zombie.

Cheung goes back to town but an Inspector arrests him for murdering his wife even though it is a set-up. Cheung is thrown in prison but escapes by pretending to be sick, he beats up the guards and runs into a forest where he trips over a coffin exposing the corpse within. As Cheung sleeps it comes to life and begins chasing him. Whilst on the run from the corpse Cheung bumps into the Inspector and his men. The zombie collapses onto the Inspector giving Cheung time to escape.

Cheung meets up with Tsui who wants to take Cheung as his disciple. As they stop to eat, the Inspector shows up and sends his men after Cheung. Chin is also there and manipulates Cheung's right arm to beat up the people around him and himself however Tsui stops him in a sword fight and Chin escapes. To help Cheung, Tsui uses his magic to manipulate the Inspector's men to fight the Inspector whilst he and Cheung escape. That night Chin sends a vampire after Tsui and Cheung but they defeat it. Tsui draws markings on Cheung's body to protect him from Chin's magic. They go to Tam's house to challenge Chin. Both sorcerers use magic to instill spirits into their disciples. Cheung is possessed by a monkey god. The two possessed apprentices fight with Cheung winning. Chin then possesses Master Tam with the spirit of the sword god but Cheung kills him. Then the two sorcerers unleash their magic on each other. Just as it looks like Chin will win Cheung cuts the legs off his altar which causes Chin to lose balance giving Tsui a chance to hit him with magical fire, Chin is set ablaze and falls off his altar to burn to death. However, Tsui is badly hurt by Chin's magic and he too falls off his altar dead. Cheung's wife steps forward in all the madness and tries to convince Cheung that Tam was about to rape her. However, Cheung is not deceived and he punches her over and over again, then throws her.
L² Scored: 5/10

L² Comment:
Sammo's fat ass make me puke in the movie, lol. Well, the storyline is simple and nice, just a bet of game of Sammo being tricked into a place while the rest trying to kill him a vampire. Its kinda of an old movie, but very nice to watch at...

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Red & Black 鬼幹部

 Released Year: 1991
Directed by 金杨桦 Jin Yang Hua

Casted by:
梁家辉 Tony Leong as 梁国栋 Dong
林正英 ZhenYing Lin as 林刚 Gang
王祖贤 Joey Wong as 雷珊 Shan
 Story:
Gang was adopted by Dong's family and Dong was not happy about it since young. A 5000 years old blood devil gone into the body of a revolution master and did bad things. Dong was aggressive on the revolution until he can sacrifice his own parents and put them in shame at public.

Shan is the daughter of the revolutionary Master, and she has fall in love with Dong while Gang has some feeling for her. But when the blood devils rules, Gang and Dong accept each other and fight with the blood devils together with Shan.
  L² Scored: 1/10

L² Comment:
The movie poster totally not match with the storyline at all. The whole movie is just as bored and helpless like a torch light running out of battery in the dark!!!

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Hocus Pocus 人吓鬼

Released Year: 1984
Directed by 钱月笙 Chin Yue Sheng

Casted by:
林正英 Lin Zheng Ying as 声叔 Sheng
董玮 Stephen Dung as 阿贵 Gui
陈龙 Chen Lung as 阿标 Biao
刘秋生 Liu Chiu Sheng as 阿光 Guang
罗浩楷 Luo Hao Qie as 阿佳 Jia
钱月笙 Chin Yue Sheng as 潮州鬼 The ghost
Story:
Sheng is the head of a Chinese Opera group, he leads Gui, Biao & Guang to join in a village performance of Jia. They couldn't handle Jia who is very arrogant. On a night, they accidentally get a ghost and the ghost make some trick on Jia. Sheng and his team try to conquer the ghost by acting the "Bao Gong" show, and they finally got the ghost agreement to settle down the trick if they burried his bones properly.

But they got the wrong bones and Gui even mess it up. The bones actually belongs to an evil ghost who later comes and killed a lot of audience. Sheng and team has to come up with the "Zhong Kui" show to catch the ghost this time. 
L² Scored: 7.5/10

L² Comment:
A very old show, and its quite good with all the chinese opera action. The ghost part is still ok, especially the director Chin Yue Sheng acted it by himself. Not bad the storyline but it will be better if the horror part can be exaggerate more...

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Sword Stained with Royal Blood 新碧血劍

Released Year: 1993
Directed by 张海靖 Hai-Jing Zhang

Casted by:
元彪 Yuan Biao as 袁承志 Zhi
张敏 Sharla Cheung as 阿九 Jiu
李修贤 Danny Lee as 夏雪宜 Xue
袁咏仪 Anita Yuen as 何铁手 Tie
吴孟达 Man Tat Ng as 归辛树 Mr Gui
李美凤 Elizabeth Lee as 温仪 Yi
徐锦江 Elvis Tsui as 温堡主 Wen
叶全真 Quan Zheng Yi as 夏青青 Qing
马海伦 Helen Ma as 归二娘 Mrs Gui    
Story:
Jiu is the naughty princess who came to the martial's world being guided by Mr Gui, her master. But Mr Gui has to take care of the mental disorder Mrs Gui, therefore he has not take good care of Jiu. Jiu then met Zhi who treated her as a thieve. Zhi brought Jiu along to the Wen's house for a martial competition between Xue and the Wen's family.

Along the journey, they met Xue who is a good hearted warrior and also Tie who is the leader of the "5 poisonous society". Tie hide her real identity and follow them on the journey after she knows that Zhi accidentally suck all the poison blood of the precious snake of Tie. When they reach the Wen's place, Jiu saw that Xue is actually meeting up Yi, who is the Wen's wife.

During the fight, all the Wen's family request Wen to kill Yi but he rejected. Wen get injured and become insane. Zhi also met his beloved Qing. Later on they discover Wen fake himself and Xue together with Yi was killed. In the end, Zhi defeated Wen.
L² Scored: 3/10

L² Comment:
Sorry to say that, this should be the worst kam yung movie ever!!! The storyline has been twisted so much from the original and yet the movie is not even nice. Though Sharla carry much more comedy side in this film, but i think its sucks.

Yuck, too much Sharla Cheung's movie make me wanna puke now :(